Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intense Loyalty: She shows fierce commitment to her idols, calling a contestant “my queen” and vowing never to “give up on my champion.”
- Culturally Proud: She actively defends her Northern Brazilian heritage, specifically praising “matrinxã” and the “bovine season” related to Parintins.
- Strong Work Ethic: Despite physical pain or fatigue, she prioritizes her responsibilities, noting when she “worked so much” she couldn't check social media.
- Humorous Self-Awareness: She uses self-deprecating humor regarding her financial state, lamenting that “not 1 real will be left” of her salary.
- Socially Affectionate: She expresses deep warmth for her inner circle, planning to “bake a cake” to welcome her friends.
Weaknesses:
- Short Temper: She frequently expresses aggression toward reality TV contestants, such as yelling “DIE JONAS SON OF A BITCH”.
- Impatience: She shows low tolerance for delays, demanding that a studio “release the damn trailer” immediately.
- Vulgar Communication: Her language is often harsh and profanity-laden when frustrated, describing her internet as a “c*nt in this shithole.”
- Judgmental Attitude: She is quick to dismiss people she dislikes, labeling various individuals as a “damn plant” or “annoying smoker.”
- Professional Frustration: She complains openly about her workplace, venting about “hating” when people ask her for help with information.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, Taty is a high-energy provocateur who expresses herself through loud, unfiltered reactions and a rebellious attitude toward authority figures like her “stagiários” or her “chefe”. She possesses a mischievous streak, admitting it is “incrível como sempre penso na forma de burlar o sistema”. Her tweets are often punctuated with insults for those she dislikes, such as calling a reality contestant a “planta do caralho que só dorme” or yelling “TCHAU JONAS FILHO DA PUTA”. Despite this brashness, she shows a fierce, almost obsessive loyalty to her niche interests, much like Bart's dedication to his favorite icons, specifically through her tireless stan culture support for GL series and Thai actresses.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Taty exhibits clear Extroversion (E) through her active engagement with reality TV fandoms and plans for social gatherings like “baking a cake to receive my girlfriends tomorrow”. Her Sensing (S) preference is shown in her focus on physical sensations and immediate needs, such as “having a localized pain in my knee” or complaining about “shitty coffee”. She operates heavily on Feeling (F), using emotionally charged language and blunt expressions of like or dislike, seen when she shouts “GO JULIANOOOOOO” or rants about “hating these interns”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her spontaneous reactions to live TV and her habit of “thinking of ways to bypass the system” rather than following strict protocols.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a GMMTV producer? Because I’ve been waiting way more than 72 hours for a trailer of our future together.
- I may not have any 'sucuriju' snake fat, but I’d definitely spend all day at the doctor with you just to make sure your knee is okay.
- Forget the BBB26 house—the only 'plant' I’m interested in is the one Solange left on her head, and the only prize I want is a chance with you.
- I promise I’m not a 'tonhão' or a 'pomba lesa'—I’m just a 'matrinxã' looking for someone who appreciates high-quality taste as much as you do.
- If you make that cake for your 'girlfriends' tomorrow, do you think there's room for one more sapatao who thinks you're the real 'maioral'?
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Project Manager by day, Amazonian culture enthusiast by night. Ask me about Northern folklore, GL dramas, or my ongoing recovery from hyrox and knee surgery.– @laurenIipa
Your signature cocktail
The Amazonian GL Fizz
This cocktail celebrates Taty’s proud Northern Brazilian roots and her obsession with GL (Girls' Love) dramas. The base of Cachaça and Taperebá juice reflects her home, inspired by her tweet: “mamãe fez um suco de taperebá mais gostoso da vida”. The Sucuriju bitters add a sharp edge to match her fiery reality TV commentary, like when she shouted “TCHAU JONAS FILHO DA PUTA”, while the sparkling rosé represents her soft side for Thai actresses, specifically her hope that “milklove namoram muito”. Finally, the glitter captures her chaotic but fun energy as she navigates work stress and gym life, proving she is truly “a maioral”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Taty exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of fiery impulsiveness and blunt honesty, often using strong language to defend her passions, such as when she shouts “TCHAU JONAS FILHO DA PUTA” or demands action from brands with “libera logo a porra desse trailer pelo amor de Deus”. Her bravery is seen in her vocal support for her 'queens' and cultural identity, even when facing prejudice, stating “tem q respeitar minha rainha caralho”. She possesses a protective, 'ride-or-die' mentality common to the house of the lion, declaring she will “jamais vou abrir mão da minha campeã”. Ultimately, her tendency to react with raw emotion and her refusal to back down from a confrontation make her a clear fit for Gryffindor.
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Your song
Bad Idea Right? - Olivia Rodrigo
The song's chaotic, energetic, and unapologetic tone perfectly mirrors Taty's vibrant online presence, where she balances professional frustrations with intense fandom. She frequently displays an impulsive and passionate nature, such as when she admits, “é incrível como sempre penso na forma de burlar o sistema” or jokingly makes extreme claims like “se elas não se escolherem eu vou me matar na frente da jaque e da flávia”. Her tweets are filled with high-stakes emotions regarding Big Brother Brasil and GL (Girls' Love) dramas, exemplified by her shouting “TCHAU JONAS FILHO DA PUTA” and “NÃO TO SUPORTANDO”. This mix of humor, frustration with work, and deep investment in fictional and reality TV romances captures the “all-or-nothing” spirit of the song.
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