Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-Aware: States she “feels everything from body to soul,” showing deep self-attunement.
- Fitness-Driven: Multiple posts about gym routines and frustration when she can’t train reveal commitment to physical health.
- Community-Bonded: “jogando ff com elas depois de anos me sinto em casa 😢” highlights loyalty to long-term friendships.
- Artisan-Curious: Crochet tweets, including experimenting with tutorials, show creative persistence.
- Sports-Passionate: Frequent Vasco and volleyball comments reveal strong team devotion.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-Rants: “lauren é a ‘artista’ mais incompetente que existe” shows quick public hostility.
- Stress-Reactive: “tudo ta me estressando hoje” indicates frequent overwhelm.
- Rule-Resistant: Crochet commentary about ignoring tutorials suggests difficulty following structure.
- Decision-Fickle: “será que é uma boa recomeçar” reflects wavering certainty.
- Academic-Fatigue: “prova sexta... n tenho vontade nenhuma de estudar” shows low study motivation.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Chaotic humor and rebellious energy dominate the feed, echoing Bart’s mischief. Athletic obsessions like “o esporte me move muito” show the same restless competitiveness that drives Bart onto a skateboard or into a prank. Snarky takes such as “lauren é a 'artista' mais incompetente que existe nunca vi igual pqp” and impulsive plans like “👈👉 viciada em fazer escolhas erradas” mirror his irreverent, spur-of-the-moment antics. Even the mix of bravado and vulnerability—“tudo ta me estressando hoje”—matches Bart’s façade of confidence covering real feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Extraversion: Their feed is packed with energetic social commentary, from desperate plans to live with friends to gleeful live reactions at concerts and sports (“show do baco foi do caralho tô sem palavras”). Intuition: They riff on symbolic coincidences and playful hypotheticals instead of listing concrete facts, e.g., seeing destiny in a random street stand and spinning narratives around fictional characters (“tem um desse aqui na rua se n é o destino eu n sei oq é”, “a jujuba trocou a camisa favorita dela pra salvar o ursinho da marceline 😭😭😭”). Feeling: Reactions are emotion-saturated—gushing love one moment, dramatic frustration the next—showing decisions driven by values and relationships rather than detached logic (“tô apaixonada preciso dele pra ser feliz”, “não dá pra confiar em homem mesmo”). Perceiving: They embrace spontaneity and resist structure, admitting to abandoning crochet tutorials, skipping courses, and changing fitness plans on whims (“meu problema é não saber seguir regras... termino do meu jeitinho”, “tranquei 😘✌️✌️”). This blend of outward enthusiasm, imaginative leaps, heart-led judgments, and improvisational lifestyle aligns squarely with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If picking a course starts with stalking atléticas on Insta, can I major in ‘Lauren Studies’ and start by sliding into your DMs?
- You said counting stitches in crochet feels like a math curse—mind if I be your human calculator and keep track of our rows together?
- Since you’re ready to re-begin at São Januário, how about we practice cheering by chanting each other’s names over coffee?
- Your Transformice pro-player era proves you’ve got perfect control—think you could direct me straight into a date night without crashing?
- You lifted eight kilos per side on lateral raises; I’m only asking you to curl my number into your phone—consider it the lightest set of the day.
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Your new Twitter bio
Crochet rebel, pro fut Transformice alum & sports grad hopeful. Once lived abroad, now chasing goals from Vasco stands to lecture halls.– @laurenvasco
Your signature cocktail
Vasco & Chill: Queerbaiting Quencher
This drink starts with cachaça infused with cold-brew coffee – strong, Brazilian, and a bit insomniac, just like someone who tweets “não aguento ficar sem treinar estou enlouquecendo” and “sem pré treino sem creatina sem whey sem motivação sem gymbro sem vontade sem nutri sem personal s” but still clearly lives off pure vibe. The guaraná soda reduction with lime zest brings fizzy, chaotic energy and Rio flavor, matching her timeline oscillating between “VASCO DA GAAAAMAAAAAAAAA” and “fico igual turista na zona sul”. A splash of red berry liqueur represents her messy, dramatic heart – from “tô apaixonada preciso dele pra ser feliz” to “👈👉 viciada em fazer escolhas erradas” and the eternal saga of exes and crushes. The dash of sea salt solution nods to the tears, stress, and honest bitterness behind her rants about college chaos like “3 semanas atrás os professores tavam putos pq só tinham 13 semanas p concluir o período…” and “tranquei 😘✌️✌️”. Finally, the passion fruit foam floats on top: bright, a little sour, extremely extra – the same energy as living for sports in “o esporte me move muito” and vibing with cartoons like “BMO o primeiro videogame bissexual do mundo”. It’s experimental, a little unhinged, low-key gay, and very Rio – just like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their feed overflows with bold, spur-of-the-moment declarations and risk-taking energy, epitomized by “vou chorar mt com esse disputar ingresso com criança e os caralho esse momento é meu!!” and “procurando casa pra morar com as llers (to desempregada)”, both showing a fearless dive into chaotic situations. They relish confrontation when defending their views, as in “olha isso cara nao é possivel q ela nao ligue pra própria carreira vtnc” and “a equipe dela é tão burra eu não aguento mais”, signaling the assertive backbone typical of Gryffindors. Even their sports devotion carries a heroic flair—see “VASCO DA GAAAAMAAAAAAAAA” and “o vasco é gigante vtnc”—celebrating loyalty to a beloved team like a knight to a cause. Finally, the intense emotional candor of “se essa mulher se assumir… vou apagar todos os tweets jogando hate” proves they act first and process later, a hallmark of Gryffindor impulsiveness.
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