Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: She actively engages with classic literature like “lendo o morro dos ventos uivantes” and is dedicated to her field of “bibliotecolândia”.
- Artistic Appreciation: She displays a deep passion for cinema and music, specifically praising “David Lynch” and the transformative power of “Gal Costa”.
- Social Awareness: She cares about historical context and representation, such as “catalogando um livro... sobre um casal homossexual... um deles é negro”.
- Loyal Partner: She shows consistent affection for her boyfriend, Guilherme, noting how they “se completa muito” and celebrating their long-term relationship.
- Humorous Authenticity: She uses self-deprecating humor about her daily life, from “perdeã oficial do jogo de buraco” to her failed attempts at “fritar um pastel”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile Temper: She frequently uses aggressive language when frustrated, such as wanting people to “morrer carbonizados dps de serem torturados”.
- Judgmental Attitude: She is quick to insult others' intelligence, calling people “completamente burros, idiotas, analfabetos funcionais” over minor disagreements.
- Impulsive Behavior: She admits to making rash decisions, like almost buying a car without a license or money in a “pico de energia”.
- Intolerance of Opinions: She expresses disdain for viewpoints different from her own, stating she is “contra a liberdade de expressao” when reading comments she dislikes.
- Poor Self-Care: She neglects health recommendations, specifically regarding “cicatrização” after a tattoo and consuming excessive “café” to her detriment.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a highly opinionated, politically active intellectual who finds solace in literature and high-brow media while often feeling alienated by those around her. Her bio defines her personality through communism and her location as bibliotecolândia, echoing Lisa’s academic fervor and left-wing activism, seen when she celebrates “BOLSONARO PRESIDIÁRIO VITORIA DO BRASIL”. She shares Lisa's critical eye for culture, whether she is “escrevendo uma critica de kimetsu” or stanning Twin Peaks creator David Lynch. Despite her cynicism toward “cinefilos chatos”, she remains a dedicated student of the arts, frequently posting about her library work and TCC projects. Ultimately, her blend of anticapitalist ethics, musical passion, and scholarly frustration makes her a perfect match for the precocious Simpson daughter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
@laurinh4_nhaa demonstrates Extraversion through her constant externalization of every internal whim and social interaction, such as her “1 day of conversation on insta with gui” leading to an immediate relationship. Her Intuition is evident in her obsession with abstract art and symbolism, frequently analyzing the “sexual tension” in Twin Peaks or the “transcendental experience” of drinking coffee. She leads with Feeling, making value-based judgments on politics and social justice, seen when she calls for a “cultural revolution” or critiques adaptations for lack of “romanticizable” depth. Finally, her Perceiving trait shines through her chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, from “forgetting she was fighting with her mother” to nearly buying a car “without a driver's license” on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the cast of Twin Peaks? Because you are the most 'abalante' thing I’ve ever seen and I’m feeling a lot of sexual tension right now.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a Blablacar driver, and unlike your Dad or that 'sapatao', I’ll always take the responsible route to your heart.
- If we were playing 'buraco', I’d happily let you win four times in a row just to see you smile—no guillotines necessary.
- I may not be a 1895 manuscript about gay sailors, but I’d love to be the next classic you catalog in 'bibliotecolândia'.
- Are you a Vecna main? Because you've been haunting my dreams all week and it's honestly the most 'roubado' thing that's ever happened to me in DBD.
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Information Science student & film enthusiast. From cataloging 19th-century queer literature to surviving TCC season. Ask me about David Lynch or my Uber stories.– @laurinh4_nhaa
Your signature cocktail
The Blue Velvet Revolution
This cocktail is a chaotic blend of high-brow cinema and 'post-ironic' radicalism, served in a 'classic' glass with experimental flair. The espresso liqueur represents her identity as a library student who finds “drinking a lot of coffee is a transcendental experience”, while the bitter notes reflect her love for a good vent, because “my personality is communism and being a fan of music”. The red wine float symbolizes her political stance and the “victory of Brazil” she celebrated, paired with a shimmering blue curaçao that nods to her “skin of a real librarian” and her obsession with the “cast of Twin Peaks”. Finally, an absinthe rinse adds a dangerous edge, much like her urge to tweet “go take it in your ass, die you social aberration” after just a few drinks.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Laura embodies Slytherin through her sharp, unfiltered wit and a distinct sense of self-preservation combined with ambition. She openly admits to a calculating nature, noting that she can “be a bitch to those who hurt me” and showcasing a fierce, possessive loyalty toward her family, as seen when she claims her nephew: “Joaquim you are MINE baby”. Her resourcefulness and drive are evident in her academic life, where she describes “writing the TCC project in a peak of energy feeling a bit like Carrie Bradshaw” to ensure her success. Furthermore, she exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of being highly opinionated and dismissive of those she deems inferior or annoying, such as when she critiques “useless people who never picked up a classic book”. Even her entertainment choices reflect a preference for high-stakes social dynamics, remarking that in Twin Peaks, “sexual tension exists between EVERYONE”, a nod to the complex interpersonal power plays the house is known for.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly encapsulates Laura's blend of self-deprecating humor and intense emotional reactions to her daily life as a student and worker. She often describes herself as a mess, such as when she claims “laura official loser of the card game 3 times in a row incredible” or recounts how “I got sick and lost weight, beautiful that”. The track's theme of being 'too much' mirrors her hyper-fixations on pop culture and her admitted tendency to want to tell people to “go fuck yourself kill yourself you social aberration” when she's been drinking. Despite her sharp anticapitalist tongue and library-focused career, there is a vulnerable core to her tweets about her relationship and her family, like when she says her “man is coming back from war after 1 week omg i miss him”. Ultimately, the song reflects her 'post-post ironic' online persona where everything is a drama, a comedy, or a tragedy.
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