Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Often celebrates and nurtures friendships, like spending nine hours at Ana’s place in “aquela amiga que não sabe ser casual (fui ver a ana e fiquei 9 horas na casa dela)” and describing her cycle with Ana as “lifes so fun” in “amizade minha e da ana…”.
- Supportive partner: Shows care and pride in her relationship, mentioning her girlfriend in the location “i 🩷 my gf”, the long‑distance routine in “namorando a distância (meu curso é integral e o dela noturno”, and the engagement ring in “ganhei um anel de noivado da minha namorada gente vê se pode”.
- Self‑aware humor: Uses self‑deprecating, reflective humor to talk about her life, like “me relembrando sempre de que a pessoa que mais me odeia sou eu mesma (me depilei na semana na menstruação)” and laughing at her own academic situation in “eu quando a professora narra minha situação escolar há anos atrás…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares feelings—stress, joy, nostalgia—such as missing being 15 in “saudade da porra de ter 15 anos cara” and admitting a long difficult period in “to numa semana difícil tem algumas semanas já”.
- Thoughtful observer: Reflects critically on people and systems, like questioning bad therapy in “quando vc vê um vídeo falando muitos absurdos de uma psicóloga… e é sempre tcc adeus” and joking about professors feeling seen in “deve ser muito legal ser professor e receber e mail de mil estudantes pedindo pra ser orientador”.
Weaknesses:
- High anxiety: Frequently mentions anxiety and stress, like recurring dreams about missing her research presentation in “tem uns 5 dias que tô sonhando que perdi o horário de apresentar o projeto de pesquisa” and calling herself “um bixo ansioso” in “pensa num bixo ansioso mds tô até hj lambendo a bota do vacaloures do ano passado”.
- Self‑critical mindset: Describes herself harshly, as in “me relembrando sempre de que a pessoa que mais me odeia sou eu mesma” and joking about wanting to “me mato” on a Wednesday in “gente anota aí alguma quarta feira desse semestre ainda eu me mato”.
- Overextended schedule: Constantly appears overwhelmed by studies and commitments, from late‑term vacations in “gente e minhas férias dia 15 de dezembro.. desumano.” to complaints about presenting research in “mds do céu n tenho idade pra apresentar pesquisa não tenham piedade de mim”.
- Health neglect: Often treats physical issues as background noise instead of priorities, like tolerating intense menstrual problems in “cólicas insuportáveis menstruação a cada duas semanas mas minha dermato falou que minha pele tá ótima” and repeated nosebleeds in “não vou nem reclamar da chuva pq o tanto que meu nariz sangrou nesse último mês é sacanagem”.
- Financial impulsivity: Shows tension between tight money and small splurges, like struggling with a 10‑real Apple charge in “quando vc tem 100 reais pra passar o mês e a apple vai lá e debita 10” while also wishing for extras like an Owala in “queria uma owala sla ndv”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, idealistic, and a bit anxious. Like Lisa, they’re deeply reflective and self-aware, joking about mental health and stress with tweets like “gente anota aí alguma quarta feira desse semestre ainda eu me mato” and “to numa semana difícil tem algumas semanas já”. Their academic focus and research anxieties are very Lisa-coded, for example “tem uns 5 dias que tô sonhando que perdi o horário de apresentar o projeto de pesquisa mds calm down” and “mds do céu n tenho idade pra apresentar pesquisa não tenham piedade de mim”. They mix empathy and strong opinions about psychology and ethics, like Lisa does, in tweets such as “quando vc ve que aquela amiga tem uma pessima psicologa mas nao consegue provar (e nem falar nada, pq estar na terapia ja é algo grande)” and “quando vc vê um vídeo falando muitos absurdos de uma psicóloga pensa mds que abordagem é essa e é sempre tcc adeus”. Their love for friends, cats, and a bit of artsy/intellectual flair (wanting lesbian media to “cure” their life in “to precisando de uma mídia lésbica que cure minha vida uma série um filme um livro o que for”) matches Lisa’s blend of sensitivity, idealism, and slightly overthinking nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean Extraverted: they frequently mention parties, open bars, dj sets and social plans, and clearly recharge around others, like talking about visiting multiple apartments with friends in two days in “ter amigos é tudo na vida mesmo né…. visitamos 3 apartamentos em 48h” and describing their friendship dynamics in “amizade minha e da ana: a gente conversa praticamente todo dia, nos encontramos periodicamente, bebemos, fofocamos um pouco & falamos uns absurdo”. They show a mix of concrete daily-life focus and pattern‑spotting, but they regularly generalize from specifics into broader observations about generations, friendships and professions, like in “deve ser muito legal ser professor e receber e mail de mil estudantes pedindo pra ser orientador tipo ownnnn eu me sentiria tão vista” and “me encanta uma geração toda que tinha vontade de colocar o nome de aurora na filha (incluindo eu)”, which leans them slightly toward N. Their values clearly prioritize emotion and relationships over impersonal logic, as seen in “coisas que eu amo: textos com pequenos erros ortográficos, monstrando que não foram feitos pelo chatgpt 🩷🩷” and their concern for a friend’s therapist in “quando vc ve que aquela amiga tem uma pessima psicologa mas nao consegue provar (e nem falar nada, pq estar na terapia ja é algo grande)”, pointing to Feeling. They also show a strong organizing/planning orientation despite some chaos, talking about deadlines, presentations, and commitments, and pre‑planning music and logistics, as in “chega nesse horário eu já começo a adicionar as músicas que vou escutar indo embora pra casa pqppp” and worrying for days about a project presentation in “tem uns 5 dias que tô sonhando que perdi o horário de apresentar o projeto de pesquisa”, which fits Judging. Putting it all together, their outward sociability, emotional attunement to others, mild big‑picture patterning, and structured but human‑centered approach align best with ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever present a research project together, I’ll handle the slides and you handle looking gorgeous for 9 hours straight at my place, like when you ‘casually’ went to Ana’s and never left.
- You said having two cats made Morgana look clingy compared to Medusa… want to test that theory and see if I can out‑grude both of them when we cuddle through an integral‑vs‑noturno long‑distance weekend?
- Your period finally regulating after 6 months of spironolactone is iconic, but I promise I’d be even more consistent than your cycle about showing up with hot Holandesa bread every time you tweet ‘vou gozarrrrr’ about it.
- You talking about being obsessed with your natural red hair, wearing a mini skirt, red bra and white tank to PUC, and defending mascara on lower lashes… I don’t need Just Dance Now, because ‘Problem’ is clearly me falling for your whole main‑character aesthetic.
- You love texts with small typos because it proves they weren’t written by ChatGPT, but if I send you a slightly misspelled love letter about Hay Day silos, Brawl Stars in Zacarias, and missing you like Olivia sings in ‘all‑american bitch’, will it earn at least a retweet and maybe a kiss between classes at UEM instead of UEL?
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Psychology student & cat mom in Maringá. Thriving on research anxiety, long talks with friends, and distance-dating my fiancée via voice notes.– @laurisrw
Your signature cocktail
Hay Daydream Spritz (a.k.a. Bella Roma Lover)
This cocktail is light, sparkly, and a little chaotic, just like someone who spends nights obsessed with Hay Day and says “amo ter compromisso pq significa que eu vou entrar no hay day a noite e vai tá td pronto” while also melting over ração in a silo (“sofia tá chorando pq foi comprar ração no hay day e o silo encheu to passando mal”). Sparkling rosé represents her soft, romantic lesbian heart and the location line “i 🩷 my gf”, plus the ring moment in “ganhei um anel de noivado da minha namorada gente vê se pode”. Limoncello adds a sharp, bright kick for the academic stress, insomnia, and presentation anxiety of tweets like “tem uns 5 dias que tô sonhando que perdi o horário de apresentar o projeto de pesquisa mds calm down” and “mds do céu n tenho idade pra apresentar pesquisa não tenham piedade de mim”. Strawberry syrup is the sweet, teenage-nostalgia core who misses being 15 (“saudade da porra de ter 15 anos cara”) and lives for girly pop moments like “não consigo parar de pensar na olivia cantando all american bitch …”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy and a bit bitter, matching her dramatic, self-deprecating humor—whether it’s “eu tô com NOJO de farra” or threatening to drop out in “é um sinal divino vou trancar essa bomba”. The edible glitter & sugar rim are for the girl who serves cunt on stories (“75 pessoas curtiram meus stories eu servi cunt i guess”) and still mothers everyone around her in “adoro fazer o papel de mãe para todos a minha volta #guilty”, turning everyday chaos into something pretty and celebratory.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lau’s tweets revolve heavily around care, friendship, and everyday acts of love, which are core Hufflepuff traits. She clearly delights in nurturing others and playing the "mom friend", as seen in “adoro fazer o papel de mãe para todos a minha volta #guilty” and the tenderness in “sofi lavou o banheiro só pra eu fazer xixi que prova de amor linda”, which she recognizes and values. Her deep investment in friendships and chosen family shows up repeatedly, like in “amizade minha e da ana: a gente conversa praticamente todo dia, nos encontramos periodicamente, bebemos, fofocamos um pouco & falamos uns absurdo e o ciclo se repete lifes so fun quando vc tem amizades femininas que pensam como vc !” and “lindo isso das minhas amigas da faculdade serem amigas das minhas amigas do integral de cianorte”. She is also consistently loyal and supportive in her romantic relationship, from joking about distance in “namorando a distância (meu curso é integral e o dela noturno” to celebrating “ganhei um anel de noivado da minha namorada gente vê se pode”. While she has wit and some self-deprecating moments, her priorities are fairness, care, and emotional labor for the people around her, all of which strongly point to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A well‑suited song for lau is girls by girl in red because it captures queer love, friendship, and a bit of chaotic young adult energy. Their bio and location already center love and care — “i 🩷 my gf” and the quote “é justo que muito custe o que muito vale” — and they openly celebrate their relationship, like when they say they’re “namorando a distância (meu curso é integral e o dela noturno” “namorando a distância (meu curso é integral e o dela noturno” and “ganhei um anel de noivado da minha namorada gente vê se pode” “ganhei um anel de noivado da minha namorada gente vê se pode”. Their timeline is full of affectionate moments with women friends, like describing a typical cycle of drinking and talking absurdities with Ana “amizade minha e da ana: a gente conversa praticamente todo dia, nos encontramos periodicamente, bebemos, fofocamos um pouco & falamos uns absurdo e o ciclo se repete”, which fits the song’s messy, intimate vibe. They also constantly seek and celebrate lesbian/queer media — “to precisando de uma mídia lésbica que cure minha vida uma série um filme um livro o que for” “to precisando de uma mídia lésbica que cure minha vida uma série um filme um livro o que for” — aligning perfectly with girl in red’s place as a sapphic icon. Finally, their mix of anxiety, overthinking, and intense feeling in tweets like “tem uns 5 dias que tô sonhando que perdi o horário de apresentar o projeto de pesquisa mds calm down” and “to numa semana difícil tem algumas semanas já” mirrors the emotional, slightly chaotic but heartfelt tone of the song.
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