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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Bart matches lautista's mischievous, loud and rebellious style: both thrive on teasing, quick insults and crowd reactions. Like Bart, he delights in provocation ('se piensa q esta jugando ser una leyenda el pelotudazo') and chaotic humor ('JSADJASJD LA CABRA METIO GOL'), while still showing surprising loyalty to his 'team' — in this case Boca.

Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP fits: extraverted in how he broadcasts hot takes publicly ('JSADJASJD LA CABRA METIO GOL', 'TE ODIO TAPIA'), sensing because he's focused on immediate match events and concrete details ('me puse nervioso y la estoy viendo atras de una pantalla', 'el plantel de boca llega a jugar eso y les agarra un acv'), thinking in the blunt critique of people and tactics ('se deja tocar por un europeo medio pelo q no hizo nada, bien merecido'), and perceiving in his impulsive, in-the-moment posting style ('q haya grabado la pantalla con el celu le da mas aura al video'). These tweets show a fast-reacting, action-oriented communicator who loves sensory excitement and open confrontation.

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Boca fan • Martin Palermo vibes • loud reactions, worse jokes (self-proclaimed) • gamer & cinephile • IG: lautaroysw — I cheer, I roast, I cry for goals.– @lautaroysw

Your signature cocktail
Fernet gives the Argentine bite he loves (as blunt as his roasts: 'comeme la pija sapo hijo de re mil puta'), blue curaçao nods to Boca colors, and cola keeps it crowd-friendly and fizzy like stadium energy ('la franja de gaza begrito'). The mix is sharp, loud and nostalgic — a drink for someone who loves raw, authentic moments ('q haya grabado la pantalla con el celu le da mas aura').

Your Hogwarts House
He fits Gryffindor for boldness and outspoken loyalty: he repeatedly defends and attacks in the name of his club ('TE ODIO TAPIA', 'dale ubeda media pila'), showing courage to say what others might not. His tweets are fearless, willing to insult or praise at full volume, and he values action and standing up for what he loves. Gryffindors prize bravery and a loud moral voice — exactly the energy in 'HACELO LUQUITAS Y Q LES AGARRE UN ATAQUE CARDIACO A LOS 2'.

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That riff has become a universal stadium chant and matches his stadium-energy tweets and chanting instincts ('desde hoy se milita al mas grande de alemania', 'la franja de gaza begrito'). The song's driving, chantable hook fits someone who lives for crowd moments and goal delirium.

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