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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, socially aware, and a bit anxious but self-aware and funny about it. Like Lisa, she’s very vocal about politics and inequality, as in “é por isso que na universidade pública vc so vê playboy branco estudando sem pagar 1 real…” and “assistindo o documentário alphaville… o nojo e a repulsa que eles têm de pobre”, showing a strong sense of social justice. She’s also extremely studious and overworked, referencing seminars, mestrado and academic regret in tweets like “tenho 4 seminarios para os proximos 15 dias…” and “que arrependimento essa disciplina meu deus”, which fits Lisa’s overachiever energy. The combination of cynicism and sensitivity appears in posts like “nossa mas tomara que eu morra essa semana” and “muito triste odeio dar trabalho”, echoing Lisa’s frequent existential angst. Finally, her nerdy delight in small professional details, like “acho o máximo falar em codigo e ngm entender” about dental notation, mirrors Lisa’s geeky enthusiasm for her own niche interests.

Your MBTI personality Type
They appear more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often describe preferring to avoid people and social energy drains, like when they say they go out of their way to create extra work just to avoid interaction ("eu acho que surpreenderia muita gente o tanto de trabalho que eu faço questão de ter só pra não precisar encontrar/falar com ninguém") and complain about people sending only a generic greeting without getting to the point ("etiqueta virtual é vc SEMPRE depois do 'oi, bom dia', dizer imediatamente o que vc quer. se mandar só bom dia n vou responder🙏"). Their humor is concrete but their concerns are strongly conceptual and pattern‑oriented, which fits intuition (N) more than sensing: they talk about systemic inequality in public vs private universities ("é por isso que na universidade pública vc so vê playboy branco... enquanto o pobre tem que se matar trabalhando pra pagar uma uniesquina da vida") and imagine future scenarios like stressing over a hypothetical six‑month‑old daughter getting sugar ("to estressada com minha mãe pq ela vai dar açúcar pra minha filha de 6 meses (que não existe)"). They show strong value judgments, empathy, and moral reactions, consistent with feeling (F): they get upset at lack of commitment from patients ("a paciente que me fez perder uns 5 atendimentos do estágio... veio atrás de mim pq ✨ a restauração... caiu e ta doendo ✨"), care about public health access ("tenta pelo SUSSSS... o SUS dá de 10x0 em muita clínica particular"), and are openly affectionate toward partner and family ("marquei de sair com o menino... e estamos juntos ate hoje 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰", "nem acredito que amanhã vou ver minhas priminhas meu irmaozinho e minha vovó 😭😭😭"). Finally, they seem more judging (J) than perceiving: they complain about accumulated academic work while still clearly tracking deadlines and responsibilities ("aproveitando a greve pra botar em dia 5 meses de matéria acumulada, fé", "tenho 4 seminarios para os proximos 15 dias quem amou (tenho que falar 40 minutos em 3 deles)") and express strong preferences for structure, standards, and efficiency—from disliking people who "don’t know how to do the minimum" ("não só gente burra tipo ain sou tão burrinha, mas com gente que n sabe fazer o MÍNIMO p resolver NENHUMA situação") to having clear opinions on professional tools and procedures ("só uso essa aqui 👇🏻 e sempre compro por 16 reais na rede mais de jucurutu", "quando eu era criança... hj acho o máximo falar em codigo e ngm entender"). Put together, this mix of introspection, value‑driven judgment, future‑oriented thinking, and structured academic/professional focus best matches INFJ.

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Dentist in training, part-time ranter. Once stood up a date by oversleeping—now we live together. Public uni, SUS fangirl, caffeine-powered.– @lauzineaa

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This drink is a nod to the “fadinha do dente cansada” vibe in their bio: dreamy but exhausted, so the base is cachaça infused with coffee for study-night stamina and Brazilian personality, echoing the grind of “aproveitando a greve pra botar em dia 5 meses de matéria acumulada, fé”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, witty bitterness that matches tweets like “tenho preconceito com gente burra” and “bicha simplesmente arrume o que fazeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr”, while still being bright and fun. A chamomile-honey syrup softens everything, reflecting their tenderness when talking about family and babies, as in “amo ficar vendo os bebezinhos nos pacotinhos de fralda 😭🤏🏻” and “nem acredito que amanhã vou ver minhas priminhas meu irmaozinho e minha vovó 😭😭😭”. Sparkling water adds a chaotic, fizzy energy that mirrors their stream-of-consciousness timeline and dramatic flair, like “nossa mas tomara que eu morra essa semana” said with 100% hyperbole. Finally, the lime twist and chili-salt rim represent the sharp tongue and spicy humor of tweets such as “esse homem te odeia minha filha ele odeia vc” and the relentless roasting of coisas “bregas” in “nossa vcs sao mt bregas pqp”. Sip it and you get exactly their mix: tired, overworked, loving, acidic, and unintentionally hilarious.

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She repeatedly shows a strong academic and intellectual streak: she’s doing a master’s, complains about multiple seminars and long presentations, and spends time reading large amounts of academic material, as seen in tweets like “comemorando o dia da mulher lendo 50 mil textos do mestrado achei nada a ver” and “tenho 4 seminarios para os proximos 15 dias quem amou (tenho que falar 40 minutos em 3 deles)”. She’s also very process‑oriented about her profession in dentistry, clearly enjoying the coded, technical side of it in “quando eu era criança eu achava sem o menor sentido que o dentista mandava a auxiliar anotar alguma coisa sobre o dente 85 [...] ai hj acho o máximo falar em codigo e ngm entender”, and she even nerds out about anatomy/physiology texts like “n acredito que to revisitando tortora e silverthorn dps de seculos”. There’s a sharp, observational wit and analytical judgment in her social commentary, for example when she critiques educational inequality in “é por isso que na universidade pública vc so vê playboy branco estudando [...] enquanto o pobre tem que se matar trabalhando pra pagar uma uniesquina da vida” and when she dissects social behaviors she finds irritating, such as people who only send a “bom dia” without saying what they want in “etiqueta virtual é vc SEMPRE depois do 'oi, bom dia', dizer imediatamente o que vc quer”. She often introspects about her own mental patterns and differences, like being fascinated by people who don’t have an internal narrator in “quando descobri no tiktok que as pessoas não têm o narrador”, which is a very Ravenclaw-style meta-cognition. While she has some Slytherin edge (prejudice against "gente burra" in “tenho preconceito com gente burra” and a strong sense of self-preservation in avoiding people by overworking in “eu acho que surpreenderia muita gente o tanto de trabalho que eu faço questão de ter só pra não precisar encontrar/falar com ninguém”), the dominant traits are intellectualism, academic dedication, and a witty, analytical view of the world, which aligns most with Ravenclaw.

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Brutal fits them because it captures chaotic, funny misery with a very online, slightly unhinged tone that matches their tweets. They swing between dark humor and genuine exhaustion, like when they say “nossa vou ali me matar acabei de ver um video meu de 2020 e eu estava no auge da minha beleza vsf envelheci 10 anos em 4” and “nossa mas tomara que eu morra essa semana”, echoing the song’s “I’m so sick of 17 / Where’s my fucking teenage dream?” vibe. Their academic/odontology stress and burnout, shown in “aproveitando a greve pra botar em dia 5 meses de matéria acumulada, fé” and “tenho 4 seminarios para os proximos 15 dias quem amou (tenho que falar 40 minutos em 3 deles)”, lines up with the song’s frustration about expectations and pressure. At the same time, they’re self-aware, sarcastic, and dramatic about everything from relationships to rain, like “ansiosa pro dia de hoje acabar” and “pelo amor de deus alguem me dê o tiro”, which mirrors the song’s mix of angst and irony. Overall, Brutal captures their blend of cynicism, humor, and ‘life is a mess but I’m laughing about it’ energy.

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