Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Speaks warmly about their girlfriend, e.g. “well yes all i do is watch my gf draw don’t save me im right where i wanna be” and “i might have the cutest girlfriend ever omg”.
- Dedicated gamer: Shows long-term commitment to improving in games like Overwatch, osu!mania, DBD, and Hytale, e.g. “i've been a jq otp since she came out and struggled so much to climb” and “i hate myself so i'm going to vaxta until my aim is good enough then queue until i hit gm dps”.
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating jokes to reflect on their behavior, e.g. “qp is not that serious 😭” and “i'm reformed now so which of you mfs is putting this shit on my tl”.
- Creative writer: Enjoys poetry and writing, e.g. thanking someone for reigniting their love of poetry in “thank you j1m chungusaurus for reigniting my love of poetry and getting me to think in metre again” and saying “I actually had so much fun writing this”.
- Thoughtful critic: Can articulate nuanced criticism, e.g. “every single bad take matty posts could be solved by him making it clear these are subjective and based on his aiming bias instead of implying they're objective”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-talk: Uses extreme language about themselves, e.g. “that's actually ridiculous i'm going to off myself” and “yeah just kill me”.
- Tilt-prone mindset: Gets visibly frustrated with games and teammates, e.g. “i do not want a consolation i want teammates with function brains” and “mercy is so fun especially when i know i'm the reason we lost”.
- Self-isolating habits: Wants connection but struggles to initiate, e.g. “kinda funny that i add people on ow and never actually play with them even though i want to (please reach out)”.
- Work–life imbalance: Feels unproductive or drained during time off, e.g. “how am i already halfway through my time off i feel like i've done nothing” and “i can't do anything today i might just go to bed now”.
- Health neglect: Mentions ongoing illness without much focus on recovery, e.g. “my ear and throat still hurt from my last illness and i may have already caught something else fmcl” while still pushing through regular activities.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, self-analytical, a bit anxious, and deeply invested in their niche interests. Like Lisa obsessing over her causes and hobbies, they hyper-fixate on games and improvement, calling themself a “fdps fraud (Venture)” and an “osu!mania 7k improover” in their bio and saying “i hate myself so i'm going to vaxta until my aim is good enough then queue until i hit gm dps”. They show introspective, almost overthinking tendencies, for example “every time i see vivian's tweets they're so relatable but i refuse to follow her because that would mean i would have to confront deeper things about myself”, which fits Lisa’s reflective, self-aware nature. Their mix of sincere affection and melodramatic humour about relationships and friends, like “well yes all i do is watch my gf draw don’t save me im right where i wanna be” and “everyone in this server hates me”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel both deeply loved and socially misunderstood. Even their creative and poetic side, shown in “I actually had so much fun writing this”, aligns well with Lisa’s artistic and literary streak.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most activities are solitary or online (Overwatch, Valorant, osu!mania, Hytale, Stranger Things, poetry), and even social comments tend to be self‑deprecating or anxious, e.g. “everyone in this server hates me” and “kinda funny that i add people on ow and never actually play with them even though i want to (please reach out)”. Their focus tilts toward intuition (N): they often extrapolate feelings or bigger meanings from small things, like “having a hyper personalised tl is really cool and could never backfire” and joking about self‑diagnosis in “ok i'm self diagnosing”, plus they enjoy poetry and ‘thinking in metre’ in “thank you j1m chungusaurus for reigniting my love of poetry and getting me to think in metre again”. They lean clearly feeling (F) over thinking: emotional language and concern for people’s experiences dominate, such as “well yes all i do is watch my gf draw don’t save me im right where i wanna be”, “i might have the cutest girlfriend ever omg”, and the frustration at tone in “every single bad take matty posts could be solved by him making it clear these are subjective”. Finally, they look more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently talk about lack of structure or follow‑through, like “i can't max out my drives with the time remaining...”, “i can't do anything today i might just go to bed now”, and gaming/aim‑grind plans that are more aspirational than rigidly executed in “i hate myself so i'm going to vaxta until my aim is good enough then queue until i hit gm dps”. Taken together—introspective, values‑driven, emotionally expressive, but somewhat unstructured and whimsical—the profile best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a Venture fdps fraud, a DBD addict, and an osu!mania 7k improver… but the real skill issue is me trying to focus on ranked when all I want to queue is a date with you.
- You said you’re ‘wife coded’ and your whole server hates you — that’s fine, I’ll just solo‑queue life with you and hard‑pocket you like it’s Mercy on [2026-01-20].
- You almost fell on your ass three times in that slushy 2‑minute walk to the bus stop on 2026-01-06; if you need stability, I can be your IRL Kiriko — same cooldown as hers, but I only teleport to you.
- You said all you do is watch your girlfriend draw and you’re right where you want to be [2026-01-19] — if you’re ever free again, I’d happily be the canvas and let you sketch out whatever ‘wife coded’ future you want.
- You’re locking in to hit GM dps, maxing out Drives, and thinking in metre for Jim’s poetry comp — when you’re done speedrunning every hobby, want to run a cute little Hytale world together so I can finally say ‘I actually can’t stop playing Scott’ instead?
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Scott, 23. UK/ID mix, swaps spreadsheets for scrims. Overwatch tank enjoyer, DBD sufferer, osu!mania grinder. Once almost fell on slush walking to the bus.– @lavalordYT
Your signature cocktail
The Venture Queue Gremlin
The spiced dark rum is the strong, slightly chaotic core – all those ranked grinds and tilt like “i do not want a consolation i want teammates with function brains” and “mercy is so fun especially when i know i'm the reason we lost”. Pandan syrup is a sweet, green nod to home and comfort, straight from “just watched my mum make pandan cake i think i'm ready to try it myself” and the cozy “my mum's just made scouse for the first time and it's so good”. An espresso shot fuels the late‑night ladder and Netflix binges like “finishing stranger things now” and the rank pushes in “i hate myself so i'm going to vaxta until my aim is good enough then queue until i hit gm dps”. A dash of Angostura bitters captures the sardonic, self‑roasty edge of “everyone in this server hates me” and “stuck on 200 ping on ow, no motivation to build on minecraft, dbd is a dogshit game”. It’s all lengthened with tonic water for a bright fizz that represents how, underneath the gamer salt, there’s softness and affection like “i might have the cutest girlfriend ever omg” and the shy self‑intro of “hi guys”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Scott shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, softness toward others, and a quietly hard‑working nature more than anything else. His affection and devotion to loved ones comes through in tweets like “well yes all i do is watch my gf draw don’t save me im right where i wanna be” and “i might have the cutest girlfriend ever omg”, which highlight commitment and emotional warmth. He’s also consistently grinding at games and improvement rather than bragging about natural talent, as seen in “i hate myself so i'm going to vaxta until my aim is good enough then queue until i hit gm dps” and the frustration of not completing in‑game goals like “i can't max out my drives with the time remaining... this is the second one i haven't been able to do”, both reflecting perseverance and work ethic. Even his self‑deprecating gaming rants, such as “qp is not that serious 😭”, show an underlying sense of fairness and perspective rather than arrogance. While he has moments of ambition and competitiveness, the dominant throughline is loyalty, care for his social circle, and a steady, grind‑oriented mentality, all of which align most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Habit - Steve Lacy
A song that fits Scott well is Bad Habit by Steve Lacy, with its blend of self-aware overthinking, online-era yearning, and playful confidence. They constantly oscillate between self-deprecation and quiet pride, like when they say “everyone in this server hates me” but also casually flex with “i'm so good”. The song’s vibe of being chronically online and emotionally tangled mirrors their timeline, from gaming grindposts like “i hate myself so i'm going to vaxta until my aim is good enough then queue until i hit gm dps” to being soft about their partner in “well yes all i do is watch my gf draw don’t save me im right where i wanna be”. There’s also that mix of joking despair and genuine feeling in posts like “yeah just kill me” and “qp is not that serious 😭”, which lines up with the song’s bittersweet but still slightly cocky tone. Overall, Bad Habit captures the energy of someone very online, emotionally honest, a bit dramatic, and low-key romantic—just like their feed.
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