Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful absurdity and jokes like “ONE WET SMACK” and “biggest dick award” to entertain followers.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and habits, e.g. acknowledging Twitter overuse in “need to use twitter less but I would miss oomf”.
- Community-minded: Shows affection for online circles and creators, calling them out warmly in tweets like “we love you katie wilson!!” and organizing a “dsmp roleplay MINECRAFT server”.
- Candid: Open about mental health and personal experiences, such as sharing “My OCD/OCPD spectrum symptoms are high (80%).” and admitting “can't sleep”.
- Opinionated: Expresses clear stances on media and fandom, for example “idk man hot take they should end the dream smp they wrapped it up well last year they gotta stop” and criticism of c!Techno in “I think an issue with ctechno is that there's a weird lack of distinction between the character and the person..”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets in bursts with all-caps outbursts like “AAAAJDNCNCVCVMVM” and “AUAUDHFBN”, suggesting low filter when emotional.
- Harsh-language: Uses slurs and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “does it get me if I say fag” and insults like calling someone “such a loser dude”.
- Relationship-cynicism: Displays strong negativity toward dating, as in “NEVER DATE DON'T DO IT NEVER DATE PEOPLE NEVER DO IT GO LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS” and confusion about breakups in “yeah I don't understand how you just decide one day 'I am ending this relationship'”.
- Online-dependence: Talks about needing Twitter despite wanting to quit in “need to use twitter less but I would miss oomf” and frames self as “a dsmp account” in “I am a dsmp account”, suggesting heavy identity tie to platforms/fandoms.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Jumps to extreme conclusions about life and relationships, such as wondering if they’re having “some kind of episode” vs life being “suddenly good” in “guys I can't tell if I'm having some kind of episode or if my life is just suddenly good” and dramatizing dreams and pain in posts like “ow ow ow ow ow ow”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, self-aware, slightly anxious but idealistic person, which fits Lisa Simpson more than the other main characters. Like Lisa, they mix earnestness with sardonic humor and social critique, e.g. calling out overreactions or bad takes about cities in “I'm convinced that no one in the replies: lives here has ever left their car has been downtown since like 2014” and mocking reactionary language discourse in “boy I sure hate when language changes!!!!!”. They’re introspective about their mental health and identity—sharing an OCD/OCPD test result in “My OCD/OCPD spectrum symptoms are high (80%). via @idr_labs” and using they/it pronouns—which matches Lisa’s tendency to interrogate herself and the world. Their mix of sincere affection and overthinking relationships in tweets like “NEVER DATE DON'T DO IT NEVER DATE PEOPLE NEVER DO IT GO LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS” also mirrors Lisa’s habit of turning emotional experiences into big philosophical positions. Finally, their niche/media-nerd interests—Minecraft streamers, musicians, and specific TV bits (e.g. “I forgot how insane the jedward episode is will they come back for christmas”)—echo Lisa’s bookish, obsessive fandom energy rather than Bart’s chaotic impulsiveness or Homer’s obliviousness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often talk about online fandom and parasocial stuff more than IRL socializing, and mention things like “Should I get a priv? I feel like no one would follow” and “need to use twitter less but I would miss oomf”, which suggests a small, valued circle rather than broad social energy. Their humor and interests point strongly to Intuition (N): they riff on abstract or conceptual topics like relationship philosophy in “why would you not just have friends they last so much longer you and your friends can even kiss if you wanna just don't make it a whole THING” and meta-fandom commentary in “guys stop trying to do your social critique with minecraft servers it cannot work properly there is no real world economics in minecraft”. Their values are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they prioritize emotional connection and ethics over cold logic, shown in “NEVER DATE DON'T DO IT NEVER DATE PEOPLE NEVER DO IT GO LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS” and concern about how characters blur into real people in “I think an issue with ctechno is that there's a weird lack of distinction between the character and the person..”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they present as spontaneous, scattered, and exploratory—joking about insomnia in “can't sleep”, impulsive desires like “I wanna go to baltimore”, and self-deprecating inconsistency in “in the end I am just a flaky seattleite”. Altogether, an introspective, values-driven, imaginative, and somewhat chaotic online presence aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said social critique can’t work on Minecraft servers, but I think a DSMP roleplay where we just build a big house with all our friends and never date sounds like the perfect survival world for us.
- You’re out here asking “what does e ai mean” and I’m just over here thinking it clearly stands for “ethereal, attractive, interminably-online” — which is wild, because that’s exactly your whole vibe.
- You keep manifesting joy and oranges for TommyInnit, but if you ever told me “your day will be filled with Joy and you will eat an orange,” I’d probably frame the tweet and call it my love letter.
- If you’re a flaky Seattleite who wants to keep going north, I volunteer to be the hot lumberjack boyfriend from your TL — I’ll bring the plaid, you bring the fish obsession, and we’ll meet somewhere between Cascadia and Hermitcraft spawn.
- You said Van Dyke Parks is your favorite twink and that Noel Gallagher, Damon Albarn, and Liam Gallagher should be kissing — if you ever decide to expand your roster from Britpop twinks to chronically-online they/it Seattleites enjoyers, I would like to submit my application for “favorite new guy you’re a Fan of.”
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Your new Twitter bio
Seattle-based enjoyer of Minecraft lore, odd dreams & obscure bands. Once nearly screened a shirtless streamer to my dad’s TV by accident.– @lavandulifolias
Your signature cocktail
The Shut Up I’m Talking Wormtail
This cocktail is bright and chatty, built around a sharp gin base for their hyper-online, opinionated energy about everything from Minecraft servers to music, like “guys stop trying to do your social critique with minecraft servers it cannot work properly there is no real world economics in minecraft”. The orange-peel infusion is a nod to their blessing to a certain streamer, wishing, “TommyInnit your day will be filled with Joy and you will eat an orange”. Lavender-honey syrup reflects their softer, sentimental side and username, the person who tweets “it's my birthday yay” and worries about missing oomfs if they log off. Dry vermouth keeps it just a little bitter and jaded, like the one yelling “NEVER DATE DON'T DO IT NEVER DATE PEOPLE NEVER DO IT GO LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS”. Sparkling cider adds chaotic fizz for their all-caps, keysmash moments such as “AAAAJDNCNCVCVMVM”, while a dash of saline nods to their self-aware mental health posts like “My OCD/OCPD spectrum symptoms are high (80%). via @idr_labs”, giving the whole drink a quietly grounding finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is packed with quick, offbeat observations that show a very Ravenclaw mix of wit and analysis. They pick apart cultural and fandom dynamics, like when they critique using Minecraft servers for social critique in “guys stop trying to do your social critique with minecraft servers it cannot work properly there is no real world economics in minecraft” and dissect the blurring of character/creator in c!Techno discourse in “I think an issue with ctechno is that there's a weird lack of distinction between the character and the person..”. They’re introspective about their own mental state and patterns, sharing things like “My OCD/OCPD spectrum symptoms are high (80%). via @idr_labs” and musing whether they’re having “some kind of episode or if my life is just suddenly good” in “guys I can't tell if I'm having some kind of episode or if my life is just suddenly good”, which shows a self-analytical streak. Their humor is also very reference-heavy and niche (Beach Boys, Van Dyke Parks, Sopranos, specific YouTubers and streamers), as in “van dyke parks is my favorite twink” and “never watched the soparnos but is trans man tony soprano anything”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of obscure knowledge and cleverness. While they clearly care about friends and community, their defining trait here is a curious, analytical, and hyper-verbal way of engaging with media and their own thoughts, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Boyfriend - Dove Cameron
The song Boyfriend fits them because it mixes queer longing, messy humor, and a chaotic sense of romance, which shows up constantly in their tweets. They repeatedly joke about wanting or having a boyfriend in bizarre, horny ways, like “wine boyfriend & pussy. I keep getting boyfriend and pussy on these is this a sign” and “boyfriend job pizza”. Their timeline is full of queer identity and reclaiming slurs, e.g. “does it get me if I say fag” and “gay freaks”, matching the song’s unapologetically queer voice. They’re also cynical about conventional dating and prefer intense friendships, as in “NEVER DATE DON'T DO IT NEVER DATE PEOPLE NEVER DO IT GO LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS” and “why would you not just have friends they last so much longer you and your friends can even kiss if you wanna just don't make it a whole THING”, which lines up with the song’s ‘I could be a better partner’ energy outside of traditional scripts. Overall, the track’s mix of swagger, yearning, and queer chaos mirrors their DSMP fandom intensity, parasocial jokes, and self-aware emotional messiness.
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