Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Ambition: Lavender is an art student who “loves art and does it in college” and integrates creativity into their daily life.
- Social Responsibility: They explicitly “do not consent to being used as fatspo,” showing a protective boundary against toxic online communities.
- Culinary Resourcefulness: Lavender often cooks their own meals, experimenting with seasoning and “roasted veg” to manage their intake.
- Compassionate Coworker: They show genuine warmth toward a 60-year-old colleague, describing her as “so amazing” and expressing excitement to visit a spa together.
- Resilient Student: Despite significant health struggles, they continue to work on “final project in college” and submit assessments.
Weaknesses:
- Laxative Dependency: Lavender repeatedly struggles to stop using laxatives, admitting they “just bought two more boxes” despite physical pain.
- Dangerous Caloric Restriction: They intentionally stay “under 500 cals atm,” which leads to feeling “fucked physically.”
- Dishonest Behavior: Lavender hides their relapse from family and professionals, even “putting a sandwich in their pocket” to avoid eating.
- Severe Self-Criticism: They frequently use harsh language toward themselves, calling themselves a “fat fuck” for eating normal amounts of food.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: They often stay up late due to “overstimulation” or laxative side effects, causing them to need more sleep before work.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Lavender is a highly sensitive and artistic individual who feels deeply overstimulated by their environment, once tweeting, “I’m overstimulated and nothing is even happening, I hate everything”. They share Lisa's intellectual focus on college projects and a shared sense of being a “different person” who struggles with self-acceptance and a desire to do something “actually meaningful” with their life. Both characters experience intense internal pressure and perfectionism, reflected in Lavender's constant monitoring of their habits and their academic anxiety, such as when they admitted, “I actually hate moodle with a burning passion”. Ultimately, their shared love for the arts and a tendency toward melancholy makes Lisa the most fitting comparison.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Lavender demonstrates Introversion through their preference for solitary activities and discomfort in public, as seen when they want to “float in silence” and express social anxiety about “eating at work”. Their Sensing trait is evident in their hyper-fixation on concrete physical data and bodily sensations, such as “heart palpitations” and the exact “calories for veg”. The Feeling dimension is dominant as they make decisions based on internal emotional states and guilt, noting they “need to kill myself I hate eating but I like eating”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through a struggle with rigid structure and a tendency to act on impulse, such as when they “accidentally submitted my assessment” or spontaneously decided to “take another lax”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my iPad? Because even though I’m at my capacity, I’d wait for you to charge just to see your latest art project.
- Forget the mushroom pate—you’re the only thing on the menu that’s exactly my taste.
- I’d never forget to buy you juice at the shop, but I might ‘forget’ to leave so I can spend more time with you.
- Is your name Klaus? Because you’ve got me seeing spirits, and I’d definitely make you my number one weight-loss reward.
- I may not be a float spa, but I’m a great listener if you ever want to escape the noise and just drift for a while.
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Scottish art student and music enthusiast. When I’m not sketching for college or hunting for vintage vinyl, I’m probably debating my cat about personal space.– @Lavendercounts
Your signature cocktail
The Lavender Float-Spa Fizz
This drink captures Lavender’s specific tastes and daily struggles, featuring a base of mushroom-infused gin because they “have mushroom pate again :>” and frequently “roast a bunch of mushrooms” for dinner. To keep it 'light' and distinctly Scottish, it’s topped with a “zero sugar irn bru” float, a nod to their go-to work drink. A pinch of salt represents the physical toll of their relapse, like the “unbearable” joint pain and “heart palpitations” they experience. Finally, the garnish reflects their desire to escape the noise, as they “want to float in silence” at the spa to find a moment of peace.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lavender demonstrates the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and self-preservation through highly calculated behaviors and social cunning. They exhibit a sharp ability to navigate social obstacles, such as when they “put [a sandwich] straight in my pocket” to evade parental notice, or when they used “spray oil because my dad is too busy talking to notice”. Their ambition is focused on specific, self-defined goals, often “Looking at calories for veg so I know what I can have when I get home” to maintain strict control over their environment. This meticulous planning and the desire to hide their true state from authority figures, like hoping an old nurse “doesn’t realise I relapsed”, aligns with the house's emphasis on cleverness and achieving one's aims through strategic discretion.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly encapsulates the cycle of self-criticism and the desperate desire for a specific body type expressed by Lavender. The lyrics reflect their obsession with weight and caloric intake, as seen when they ask, “Is 400 cals a day too much?” or express deep distress over their appearance, stating, “I don’t want to see my body so the bubbles will cover it at least”. The track's theme of feeling 'never enough' aligns with Lavender's fear of plateaus and their internal conflict where they “hate eating but I like eating”. Ultimately, the song mirrors the painful psychological toll of their relapse and the constant pressure to achieve a “new lw” despite the physical consequences.
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