Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Erudite: Shares rare historical documents, e.g., a 1738 Virginia Gazette warning about undead and an 1857 article on comet heat.
- Curious: Explores diverse subjects from legal negligence cases to pop‑culture continuity (Gangs of New York ↔ The Warriors).
- Creative: Links unrelated ideas, such as equating the CIA to an Earth‑3 State Department in a single tweet.
- Engaged: Frequently retweets, quotes, and adds external links (JSTOR Daily, TweetsofOld) to enrich posts.
- Humorous: Uses dark satire, e.g., the “My mother, she killed me” poem and absurd commentary on eugenics cults.
Weaknesses:
- Obscure: Posts highly niche content like the Mace of the Court of Vice Admiralty, limiting broader appeal.
- Inconsistent: Mixes serious historical material with random memes and personal anecdotes, causing thematic drift.
- Cryptic: Tweets often lack context, such as “wint Kristof” with only a picture and link, leaving readers confused.
- Insensitive: References to eugenics cults, undead, and a “dracula insult” can be perceived as offensive.
- LowReach: Follower count (79) is lower than following (90), indicating limited audience engagement.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the best match because she is the family's curious scholar who loves obscure history and folklore. The user's tweet about a 1738 warning from the Virginia Gazette about the undead ('A 1738 warning from the Virginia Gazette about the undead and their habits.') mirrors Lisa’s fascination with historical oddities. Their interest in antiquated scientific speculation, such as the 1857 comet health warning ('The Comet May Not Destroy the Earth, but it is already absorbing so much elemental heat as to seriously interfere with the health of all warm blooded animals. 1857.'), aligns with Lisa’s scientific curiosity. Frequent use of hashtags like #FolkloreThursday and #folklorefriday shows a scholarly habit of categorizing knowledge, much like Lisa’s school projects. The blend of modern commentary on technology ('The Necessity of Slaughterbots by Ross Douthat') also reflects Lisa’s engagement with contemporary issues.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user shows a preference for introversion by sharing obscure historical documents without seeking direct interaction, e.g., "'I herewith transmit to you one of the genuine apples of Sodom…'" which reads like a solitary transmission of knowledge. Their intuition shines through when they link disparate cultural artifacts, such as "Gangs of New York (2002) is set in the same continuity as The Warriors (1979)" and "Before they merged the continuities, the CIA was just the Earth 3 State Department," indicating a focus on patterns and possibilities. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and factual detail, as seen in tweets like "The Mace of the Court of Vice Admiralty is one of only three federal treasures capable of permanently destroying both lycanthropes and sentient undead" and the citation of a negligence case. A judging orientation is evident in the structured use of hashtags (#folklorefriday, #FolkloreThursday) and the regular posting of curated historical content, such as the precise 1738 warning from the Virginia Gazette. Together these traits align best with the INTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be that 'genuine apple of Sodom' you posted from Femme Osage, but I promise I'm just as irresistibly forbidden—how about we share a bite of history together?
- If I owned the Mace of the Court of Vice Admiralty, I’d use it to banish lycanthropes and sentient undead, but I’d keep the only thing I can’t destroy: the spark I feel whenever I see your tweets.
- Your Folklore Friday feels like a 1738 Virginia Gazette warning—dangerously captivating, and I’m already haunted by the thought of getting to know you.
- Happy Rake Day and Loyalty Day! Let me be the vintage rake that sweeps you off your feet, and the loyal companion who’ll stick around longer than any AMC promotion.
- If Gangs of New York and The Warriors really share a continuity, then Carcosa is the hidden battlefield where two oddball historians like us could write our own legend—care to be my co‑conspirator?
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Archivist of obscure history & folklore. I once turned a 1738 undead warning into a meme. Sharing 19th‑c curiosities & legal oddities. #HistoryNerd– @Lavoisier_Head
Your signature cocktail
Sodomite Comet Elixir
The base of apple brandy reflects the tweet "'I herewith transmit to you one of the genuine apples of Sodom…'" and gives a crisp, forbidden‑fruit note. A smoky mezcal adds a dark, lycanthropic edge reminiscent of "The Mace of the Court of Vice Admiralty is one of only three federal treasures capable of permanently destroying both lycanthropes and sentient undead." Absinthe provides the green, otherworldly haze evoking the user’s Greater Carcosa location and the 1738 Virginia Gazette warning about the undead: "A 1738 warning from the Virginia Gazette about the undead and their habits." Blood‑orange juice and a dash of charcoal‑infused simple syrup give the drink a comet‑like crimson glow and a hint of cosmic heat, echoing "The Comet May Not Destroy the Earth, but it is already absorbing so much elemental heat…".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user’s timeline is filled with obscure historical documents and primary sources, such as 'A 1738 warning from the Virginia Gazette about the undead and their habits.' They regularly reference scholarly articles and legal cases, like 'I cited a negligence case argued by Amasa Parker the other day.' and 'Modern atonement machines expiate sins at rates unimaginable to our ancestors.' Their fascination with rare folklore and forgotten artifacts, exemplified by 'The Mace of the Court of Vice Admiralty is one of only three federal treasures capable of permanently destroying both lycanthropes and sentient undead.', shows a deep curiosity for knowledge. They also engage with contemporary intellectual debates, as seen in 'The Necessity of Slaughterbots by Ross Douthat' and 'This makes sense. Before they merged the continuities, the CIA was just the Earth 3 State Department.' This consistent pattern of seeking, sharing, and analyzing esoteric information aligns best with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom, learning, and intellectual curiosity.
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Your song
Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
The user’s fascination with dark folklore, undead beings, and historical conspiracies mirrors the narrator of “Sympathy for the Devil,” who claims to have witnessed centuries of human history and evil. Their tweet about “The Mace of the Court of Vice Admiralty… capable of permanently destroying both lycanthropes and sentient undead” and the post about “A 1738 warning from the Virginia Gazette about the undead” echo the song’s theme of the devil’s presence in historical events. The lyric “I’ve been around for a long, long time” matches the user’s habit of sharing obscure 19th‑century documents and bizarre historical anecdotes. Their reference to “This is an insult to draculas everywhere” and “The Necessity of ‘Slaughterbots’ by Ross Douthat” shows a preoccupation with malevolent forces, aligning with the song’s exploration of evil in society. Overall, the dark, historical, and macabre tone of the user’s feed fits the tone and lyrical content of this Rolling Stones classic.
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