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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but imagined as older, more jaded, and extremely online. Like Lisa, this user is intensely political, analytical, and morally driven, constantly talking about imperialism, genocide, and systemic injustice, as in “israel and the unwillingness of the world to stop it openly committing a genocide completely destroyed any facade of a world liberal order.” and “unrestricted profit motive makes demons of homo sapiens”. There’s a strong sense of intellectualism and ideological commitment (e.g. “kim il sung the most vindicated man in history” and “cultural revolution advocate”), similar to Lisa’s obsessive causes, but here pushed in a much more radical, sardonic direction. The account also shows loneliness, depressive nihilism, and feeling out of place, which echoes Lisa’s recurring alienation: see “look away from distractions for a moment, look at others’ lives then my own, and feel a profound emptiness” and “i dont really do anything”. Finally, despite the harshness and cruelty in some posts, the strong emotional reactions to media and games, like “i love her 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” and “went back to inazuma for commissions and stopped to listen to the music”, mirror Lisa’s intense, almost fragile sensitivity under her hardened political exterior.

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Flat-tummy iced tea enjoyer, Genshin quest procrastinator, and armchair geopolitics ranter. Once got 20k likes by accident.– @laylas_saliva

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This drink starts with strong black iced tea for their self-described vibe as an "iced tea patriot" and rainy-day introspection in “rain vibes drinking iced tea”. Pomegranate molasses adds a deep, sour-sweet Middle Eastern heart, tying into their Arab identity and rage at genocide in “israel and the unwillingness of the world to stop it openly committing a genocide completely destroyed any facade of a world liberal order”. A shot of arak brings sharp, unapologetic burn, echoing their advocacy in “cultural revolution advocate” and extreme takes like “the punishment for being a settler should be public execution”. Fresh lemon juice cuts through with acidity, mirroring their biting humor and self-awareness in “i dont really do anything” and “sometimes i think about how i’ve never actually experienced transphobia before in any way”. Finally, a pinch of smoked salt stands for the lingering bitterness, suicidal ideation, and burnout in “get home, lay in bed for 16 hours. very empty” and “i’ll see if i still feel suicidal when i get home”, leaving a complex aftertaste that’s harsh but unforgettable.

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Their defining traits are intensity, ruthlessness toward enemies, and a revolutionary, ends-justify-the-means mindset that aligns most with Slytherin. Politically, they openly endorse extreme, vengeful solutions — for example, saying “the punishment for being a settler should be public execution” and fantasizing that in a just world a figure “would be hung from his ankles and have his flesh repeatedly flayed and fed to pigs” in this tweet, which shows a willingness to go far beyond conventional morality to pursue perceived justice. Their bio, “cultural revolution advocate,” together with lines like “diaspora are filth and should be kidnapped and tortured by their respective regimes. kim il sung vindicated”, reflects ideological fervor and an embrace of harsh, authoritarian solutions—classic dark-side Slytherin ambition directed at remaking society. They are also scornful and strategic about in-groups and out-groups, e.g. “i will never be part of any kind of 'trans community' and i am glad i never will” and hostility toward passing trans women in this tweet, showing a sharp, exclusionary sense of who is “with” them or “against” them. While there is some Gryffindor-esque boldness in their bluntness and willingness to say incendiary things publicly, the core pattern is one of ruthless political will, contempt for perceived weakness, and a readiness to endorse extreme measures—all much more Slytherin than any other house.

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A well-suited song for them is Paranoid Android by Radiohead, with its mix of political rage, alienation, and depressive introspection. Their bio as a “cultural revolution advocate” and posts calling for extreme, vengeful justice like “the punishment for being a settler should be public execution” and “diaspora are filth and should be kidnapped and tortured by their respective regimes. kim il sung vindicated” mirror the song’s apocalyptic, anti-establishment mood. At the same time, they show deep personal emptiness and suicidal ideation, e.g. “get home, lay in bed for 16 hours. very empty” and “i’ll see if i still feel suicidal when i get home”, matching the song’s exhausted despair. Their sense that the global order is irredeemably corrupt, as in “israel and the unwillingness of the world to stop it openly committing a genocide completely destroyed any facade of a world liberal order”, fits the track’s vision of a broken, dehumanizing system. Even their contempt for many social groups, like “i will never be part of any kind of 'trans community' and i am glad i never will”, echoes the song’s theme of profound disconnection and hostility toward a sick society.

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