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Your Simpsons character
The user’s obsession with food and sweets, as shown by tweets like 'i love kinder bueno🤤🤤🤤🤤fuck my ed i just want kinder bueno🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤' and 'i smell like cigarettes & vanilla', mirrors Homer’s love of donuts and cigarettes. Their self‑deprecating humor about being huge ('i’m so huge it’s actually tiring') and constant attempts to lose weight ('i’m out of 57kg jail! YAAAYYYAYA') echo Homer’s ongoing struggle with his weight. Frequent emotional outbursts and suicidal thoughts ('i’m kms', 'i’m kill me') resemble Homer’s occasional despair and dramatic moments. Their frustration with everyday tech ('this stupid ass phone refuses to set up wtf bro') is reminiscent of Homer’s exasperation with the TV and his job. Overall, the blend of food obsession, weight anxiety, self‑deprecation, and occasional depressive episodes best aligns with Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are dominated by personal, internal reflections (e.g., "i’m genuinely obsessed w minecraft..." and "i’m so nauseous bro kill me"), indicating introversion. They focus on concrete sensory details such as taste, smell, and body weight: "i smell like cigarettes & vanilla" and "i love kinder bueno🤤🤤🤤🤤fuck my ed i just want kinder bueno," which aligns with Sensing. Their language is driven by personal emotions and values rather than logical analysis, as seen in "i wish i wasn’t fat" and "can we stop calling actually obese people healthy," showing a Feeling preference. Finally, the pattern of spontaneous, flexible, and often chaotic behavior—"i’ll fast for as long as i can starting tmr" and "i keep losing weight but i know i’m a fat fuck when does it end"—suggests Perceiving. Together these traits point to an ISFP personality type.

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Finnish teen gamer & creator. Sharing my health journey, neurodivergent quirks, and a love for Minecraft, Adopt Me, and the time I ate a Kinder Bueno calendar.– @laynrot

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This cocktail captures the smoky vanilla aura they claim in "i smell like cigarettes & vanilla". The rich chocolate liqueur mirrors their obsession with Kinder Bueno, as they wrote "my love for kinder bueno grows stronger every day… i’m so happy i have a kinder bueno advent calendar🥹🥹". A shot of espresso adds the jittery energy they describe when they say "i barely get any sleep, yet i’m full of energy🧐🧐🧐". The mezcal’s smoky bite reflects their struggle with weight and the feeling of being trapped in "BMI 23 jail", echoing "IT’S OFFICIAL. I’M OUT OF BMI 23 JAIL OMGOMGOMG". Finally, the smooth vanilla vodka and a splash of cream smooth out the chaos, just like their moments of fleeting happiness like "400!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYA".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal achievement and status, typical of Slytherin ambition. They obsess over weight loss, saying 'i need to lose like 20kg to be happy' and celebrate reaching follower milestones like '400!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYA'. Their strategic self‑control is evident in plans such as 'i’ll fast for as long as i can starting tmr' and 'i’m locking in for summer'. This focus on self‑improvement, resourcefulness, and desire for power over their own body aligns with Slytherin values.

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‘Hurt’ by Johnny Cash (originally by Nine Inch Nails) captures the raw pain, self‑destruction and yearning for relief that dominate laynrot’s timeline. Their constant references to self‑harm ("i’m kms kill this shit", "i’m so nauseous bro kill me") mirror the lyric ‘I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.’ The obsession with weight and body image ("i keep losing weight but i know i’m a fat fuck when does it end", "I’m out of BMI 23 jail") echoes the song’s theme of feeling trapped in a broken body. The repeated pleas for validation and feeling invisible ("i feel so disgusting", "i hate my skin during winter") resonate with the mournful chorus ‘What have I become?’ The overall tone of despair and longing for an end to suffering aligns closely with the emotional core of ‘Hurt.’

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