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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s an emotionally intense, opinionated nerd with very specific interests, just like this user. They’re deeply into niche hobbies (photocard and merch collecting, K‑pop, BL/GL), shown when they say things like “colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs” and “eu qria tanto tanto tanto o merch de camera do aespa, vcs n tem noção”, mirroring Lisa’s obsessive passions (jazz, books, causes). Their strong moral and emotional reactions to the soap opera — for example “meu sonho no momento a zenilda pedir o divórcio logo desse veio podi do ferette e ele ficar sem esposa sem filho sem neto sem amante SEM NADA” and “juro, nao queremos mais cenas do raul” — echo Lisa’s tendency to judge unfairness and call it out. They also show social awareness and frustration with other people’s behavior in tweets like “nossa senhora como o povo é burro”, which is very Lisa-coded exasperation. And beneath the ranting, there’s a lot of affection and softness for their faves and friends, as seen in “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia” and “amizade”, matching Lisa’s combination of sharp criticism and genuine care.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraverted traits: they frequently reference friends and social plans, like going to the First Stand final and São Paulo with friends (“estarei na final amgs”, “vou até sp só pra matar fefe cegs”), and are very outwardly expressive with caps and dramatic reactions (“VOU MORRER”, “MEU DEUS QUANTOSSSSSSSSS”). Their focus is more on excitement, possibilities, and fandom narratives than on concrete, practical detail, which fits Intuition: they speculate about comebacks and rumors (“rumores de x1?????? sério??????”) and comment on story arcs in dramas and novels as a whole (“eu tô achando esses últimos 3 capítulos muito estranhos isso sim”). Emotional language and attachment to idols, friends, and characters indicate Feeling: they constantly express affection (“eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia”, “amizade”) and react to injustice in the novela in value-based terms (“nossa senhora como o povo é burro”, “a gerluce falou TUDO q eu queria falar pra esse inútil do Raul”). Their lifestyle seems spontaneous and reactive rather than tightly planned, pointing to Perceiving: they talk about wishes and dreams (“quero muito fazer um cantinho collector no meu apto novo”, “meu sonho aqui e eu n vou ter pq me recuso a pagar horrores numa skin de lol”) and shift quickly between topics (novela, k‑pop, games, merch) in a flexible, in-the-moment way. Taken together, their expressive social energy, idea-focused fandom engagement, emotional reactions, and go-with-the-flow style are most consistent with ENFP.

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Curitiba-based engineer & K‑pop merch goblin. Novela critic by night, BL/GL enthusiast always. Once bought the same photocard twice on purpose.– @layseike

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bright, fizzy, and a little chaotic, just like a timeline full of K‑pop, novelas, and inside jokes. Lychee soju stands in for their love of Korean idols and specifically Ningning, because they “love her so much” and “collect Chinese and Korean” merch, as seen in “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia” and “colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs”. Passion fruit juice captures the way they scream in all caps about drama and comebacks, like “MEU DEUS OS SEMANTIC ERROR VOU ME MATAR” and “MDS AMANHÃ VAI SER BABADO A NOVELA”. Sparkling grapefruit soda keeps it light and playful for their collector side and cute obsessions with things like Mimikyu and plushies, reflected in “O MIMIKYU” and “gente quando meus jikjik chegarem em minhas moes saibam q eu vou levar eles pra todos os lugares q eu for”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur nods to the novela rage and sharp commentary on characters like Raul and Ferrete, such as “meu sonho no momento a zenilda pedir o divórcio logo desse veio podi do ferette” and “juro, nao queremos mais cenas do raul”. Finally, edible glitter & a gummy bear garnish represent their playful, slightly unhinged, meme-y energy and friendships, from “amizade” to the chaotic threats of “vou até sp só pra matar fefe cegs”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center affection, loyalty, and small everyday joys more than grand ambitions or cerebral analysis, which leans strongly Hufflepuff. Their love for idols and friends is very tender and grounded, like when they gush that “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia” and when they cherish friendships with posts like “amizade 🥹”. Collecting and caring for merch is described in a cozy, homely way—“quero muito fazer um cantinho collector no meu apto novo 😔😔😔” and “gente quando meus jikjik chegarem... eu vou levar eles pra todos os lugares q eu for”—showing attachment, consistency, and an almost caretaking vibe. They’re happiest with simple comforts like food and fandom, seen in “tô com fome” and “colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs,” which reflects the Hufflepuff focus on day‑to‑day contentment rather than prestige. While they do get critical and frustrated with a TV character or plot, like in “meu sonho no momento a zenilda pedir o divórcio logo desse veio… SEM NADA” and “nossa senhora como o povo é burro,” this reads more as a protective sense of justice for characters they care about than Slytherin-style scheming or Gryffindor heroics. Overall, the dominant traits are loyalty, affection, and a desire to create a warm, safe space around the things and people they love—classic Hufflepuff energy.

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The best fit is “Next Level” by aespa, because their whole timeline revolves around intense K‑pop stan energy and especially Ningning. They openly say “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia”, and call themselves a “ning collector” in their bio, which lines up perfectly with a hype, confident aespa anthem. The chaotic, dramatic tone of Next Level also matches their novela-commentary personality, from rants like “esse capítulo da novela tá uma vergonha alheia tremenda” to explosive reactions such as “VOU MORRER”. The song’s theme of powering up and going beyond fits their collector dreams and goals, like wanting a dedicated space when they say “quero muito fazer um cantinho collector no meu apto novo” and obsessing over specific merch such as “eu qria tanto tanto tanto o merch de camera do aespa”. Overall, their mix of passion, humor, drama, and aespa-focused stanning makes Next Level the song that suits them most.

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