Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently expresses strong affection for idols and characters, e.g. “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia” and “ela é a pessoa mais bonita do mundo todo eu amo ela”.
- Supportive friend: Encourages friends’ projects and communities, like “entrem na comu da isa” and promoting a friend’s orders in “vamos fazendo encomenda com minha amg !!!”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses exaggerated reactions and jokes about daily life and media, such as “EU RI TANTO PQP EU E MINHA MÃE CASCANDO DE RIR NA SALA” and “esse capítulo da novela foi tudo”.
- Committed collector: Shows dedication to collecting, mentioning dreams of merch and setups like “quero muito fazer um cantinho collector no meu apto novo” and loving to collect Chinese/Korean merch in “colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—joy, frustration, love—such as “VOU MORRER” about excitement and “amizade” with a warm photo.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Often resorts to insults or aggressive phrasing, like “meu deus a infold tá falida eh empresa de merda” and “nossa senhora como o povo é burro”.
- Negative venting: Tweets frequently center on irritation or dissatisfaction, e.g. “dor de cabeça do caralho” and multiple complaints about novela plots like “hj o cap foi chato viu”.
- Impulsive reactions: Uses all-caps and extreme expressions that suggest quick emotional posting, such as “NÃO NÃO NÃO NÃO NÃO NÃO” and “MEU DEUS OS SEMANTIC ERROR VOU ME MATAR”.
- Consumer frustration: Gets visibly upset about prices and merch, e.g. “meu sonho aqui e eu n vou ter pq me recuso a pagar horrores numa skin de lol” and complaints about company issues in “meu deus a infold tá falida”.
- Conflict joking: Uses mock-hostile language with friends that can read as intense, like “vou até sp só pra matar fefe cegs” and calling someone “minha maior inimiga” in “minha maior inimiga”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s an emotionally intense, opinionated nerd with very specific interests, just like this user. They’re deeply into niche hobbies (photocard and merch collecting, K‑pop, BL/GL), shown when they say things like “colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs” and “eu qria tanto tanto tanto o merch de camera do aespa, vcs n tem noção”, mirroring Lisa’s obsessive passions (jazz, books, causes). Their strong moral and emotional reactions to the soap opera — for example “meu sonho no momento a zenilda pedir o divórcio logo desse veio podi do ferette e ele ficar sem esposa sem filho sem neto sem amante SEM NADA” and “juro, nao queremos mais cenas do raul” — echo Lisa’s tendency to judge unfairness and call it out. They also show social awareness and frustration with other people’s behavior in tweets like “nossa senhora como o povo é burro”, which is very Lisa-coded exasperation. And beneath the ranting, there’s a lot of affection and softness for their faves and friends, as seen in “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia” and “amizade”, matching Lisa’s combination of sharp criticism and genuine care.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted traits: they frequently reference friends and social plans, like going to the First Stand final and São Paulo with friends (“estarei na final amgs”, “vou até sp só pra matar fefe cegs”), and are very outwardly expressive with caps and dramatic reactions (“VOU MORRER”, “MEU DEUS QUANTOSSSSSSSSS”). Their focus is more on excitement, possibilities, and fandom narratives than on concrete, practical detail, which fits Intuition: they speculate about comebacks and rumors (“rumores de x1?????? sério??????”) and comment on story arcs in dramas and novels as a whole (“eu tô achando esses últimos 3 capítulos muito estranhos isso sim”). Emotional language and attachment to idols, friends, and characters indicate Feeling: they constantly express affection (“eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia”, “amizade”) and react to injustice in the novela in value-based terms (“nossa senhora como o povo é burro”, “a gerluce falou TUDO q eu queria falar pra esse inútil do Raul”). Their lifestyle seems spontaneous and reactive rather than tightly planned, pointing to Perceiving: they talk about wishes and dreams (“quero muito fazer um cantinho collector no meu apto novo”, “meu sonho aqui e eu n vou ter pq me recuso a pagar horrores numa skin de lol”) and shift quickly between topics (novela, k‑pop, games, merch) in a flexible, in-the-moment way. Taken together, their expressive social energy, idea-focused fandom engagement, emotional reactions, and go-with-the-flow style are most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here dreaming of a Ningning broadcast dog and a 30cm plush, but have you considered collecting one (1) unemployed engineer from Curitiba who will hype every aespa comeback with you?
- Your novela standards are so high you’re dragging Ferrete, Raul and Zenilda every other day… can I apply to be the only storyline in your life that never makes you tweet ‘esse capítulo foi chato viu’?
- You: ‘colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs.’ Me: half tempted to become a photocards line just so you’ll call me ‘meu filho novo’ and take me everywhere like your future jikjik.
- You’re planning a collector corner in your new apartment, manifesting aespa binders and camera merch, and hunting that Mimikyu and 30cm ‘bicho’—should I start practicing my pose to be the centerpiece of that shelf?
- You’ll cosplay Xayah at First Stand, go to SP ‘só pra matar fefe cegs’, scream over Semantic Error and Ive cb rumors, and still have energy to baby Winter Koala—can I be the next chaotic event on your 2026 schedule?
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Your new Twitter bio
Curitiba-based engineer & K‑pop merch goblin. Novela critic by night, BL/GL enthusiast always. Once bought the same photocard twice on purpose.– @layseike
Your signature cocktail
Ningning Night Broadcast
This cocktail is bright, fizzy, and a little chaotic, just like a timeline full of K‑pop, novelas, and inside jokes. Lychee soju stands in for their love of Korean idols and specifically Ningning, because they “love her so much” and “collect Chinese and Korean” merch, as seen in “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia” and “colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs”. Passion fruit juice captures the way they scream in all caps about drama and comebacks, like “MEU DEUS OS SEMANTIC ERROR VOU ME MATAR” and “MDS AMANHÃ VAI SER BABADO A NOVELA”. Sparkling grapefruit soda keeps it light and playful for their collector side and cute obsessions with things like Mimikyu and plushies, reflected in “O MIMIKYU” and “gente quando meus jikjik chegarem em minhas moes saibam q eu vou levar eles pra todos os lugares q eu for”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur nods to the novela rage and sharp commentary on characters like Raul and Ferrete, such as “meu sonho no momento a zenilda pedir o divórcio logo desse veio podi do ferette” and “juro, nao queremos mais cenas do raul”. Finally, edible glitter & a gummy bear garnish represent their playful, slightly unhinged, meme-y energy and friendships, from “amizade” to the chaotic threats of “vou até sp só pra matar fefe cegs”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center affection, loyalty, and small everyday joys more than grand ambitions or cerebral analysis, which leans strongly Hufflepuff. Their love for idols and friends is very tender and grounded, like when they gush that “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia” and when they cherish friendships with posts like “amizade 🥹”. Collecting and caring for merch is described in a cozy, homely way—“quero muito fazer um cantinho collector no meu apto novo 😔😔😔” and “gente quando meus jikjik chegarem... eu vou levar eles pra todos os lugares q eu for”—showing attachment, consistency, and an almost caretaking vibe. They’re happiest with simple comforts like food and fandom, seen in “tô com fome” and “colecionar chinesa e coreana me faz muito feliz amgs,” which reflects the Hufflepuff focus on day‑to‑day contentment rather than prestige. While they do get critical and frustrated with a TV character or plot, like in “meu sonho no momento a zenilda pedir o divórcio logo desse veio… SEM NADA” and “nossa senhora como o povo é burro,” this reads more as a protective sense of justice for characters they care about than Slytherin-style scheming or Gryffindor heroics. Overall, the dominant traits are loyalty, affection, and a desire to create a warm, safe space around the things and people they love—classic Hufflepuff energy.
Your movie
Your song
Next Level - aespa
The best fit is “Next Level” by aespa, because their whole timeline revolves around intense K‑pop stan energy and especially Ningning. They openly say “eu amo tanto a ningning vocês não tem ideia”, and call themselves a “ning collector” in their bio, which lines up perfectly with a hype, confident aespa anthem. The chaotic, dramatic tone of Next Level also matches their novela-commentary personality, from rants like “esse capítulo da novela tá uma vergonha alheia tremenda” to explosive reactions such as “VOU MORRER”. The song’s theme of powering up and going beyond fits their collector dreams and goals, like wanting a dedicated space when they say “quero muito fazer um cantinho collector no meu apto novo” and obsessing over specific merch such as “eu qria tanto tanto tanto o merch de camera do aespa”. Overall, their mix of passion, humor, drama, and aespa-focused stanning makes Next Level the song that suits them most.
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