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Based on the user's constant food obsession (e.g., "I have calmed down after eating grilled cheese 🤤" and "I hate having extroverted family members because … they get so many food gifts and I have to be the only one eating them"), their frequent venting about chores and group projects ("3 people in the group project don't want to make their part of the presentation because they're 'busy' ... I still have to do their work!!!!"), and their crude, impulsive humor ("Girl nobody gaf it's a genshin ship" and "I be perfuming that part of my pants after I bust one out so I wouldn't know"), the profile most closely resembles Homer Simpson. Homer is known for his love of eating, lazy attitude toward responsibilities, and tendency to speak in profanity‑laden, off‑the‑cuff jokes. The user's eclectic fandom references and random political rants also echo Homer's occasional wild outbursts on the show.

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The user often writes introspective, self‑focused posts like "I hate having extroverted family members because ..." which suggests they gain energy from inner reflection (I). Their tweets frequently jump to abstract ideas and future possibilities, e.g., "Zionists suck at making propaganda man nobody believing ts" and "I want a Shangri‑la frontier mmorpg so bad bro," indicating a preference for intuition (N). They make judgments based on personal values, as shown by "bigots dni." and "I think making jokes like this about someone who has openly supported Palestine is kinda weird," reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, illustrated by "I’m fully free for the whole week except for Wednesday but 2 weeks from now I’ll be having my finals so :/" and "I haven’t played UMA the whole week I hate being busy (having a j*b)," which points to perceiving (P). These combined traits are characteristic of an INFP personality.

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Future chef who once burned ramen while daydreaming about Genshin. Bilingual 🇬🇧🇮🇩 anime & gaming fan, always chasing the next meme.– @lazuley_

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This drink captures Lazuley's chaotic energy, mixing the bitter edge of Indonesian cold brew coffee (a nod to their culinary student life) with the bright zing of yuzu, echoing their love for anime like "My hero academia's finally done? I can binge watch it finally???". The mint-infused "Anemo" syrup references the Genshin Impact obsession seen in "Girl nobody gaf it's a genshin ship". A splash of chili-infused tequila adds the fiery outrage of tweets like "Zionists suck at making propaganda man nobody believing ts", while chocolate liqueur nods to the sweet-and-sour feeling of "I have the ability to cook like actual food for myself but instead I choose to eat instant noodles with rice". Finally, aromatic bitters represent the "perfuming" humor in "I be perfuming that part of my pants after I bust one out so I wouldn't know". Together they form a wild, layered cocktail that feels like a late-night study session turned anime-marathon binge.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently speaks out boldly against perceived injustices, e.g., "Zionists suck at making propaganda man nobody believing ts" and "Our government so cooked our neighbor country cares more about our people than the government governing this fuckass country 💔," showing a willingness to confront authority. They also aren’t afraid to address controversial topics, as seen in "I know I'm getting #oiled but I think making jokes like this about someone who has openly supported Palestine is kinda weird," defending their stance despite potential backlash. Their outspoken, defiant tone and readiness to defend what they believe aligns with Gryffindor's core values of bravery and standing up for one's convictions. Overall, the pattern of fearless commentary and confrontational posts points to a Gryffindor personality.

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lazuley_ constantly talks about cooking and food, saying things like 'I have the ability to cook like actual food for myself but instead I choose to eat shit like instant noodles with rice' and 'I have calmed down after eating grilled cheese 🤤'. Their tweets are also filled with angry, chaotic outbursts and meme‑filled language, for example 'Zionists suck at making propaganda man nobody believing ts' and the all‑caps rant 'CHOPPED ASIAN NATION WYA 🗣️🗣️🗣️'. The title 'Chop Suey!' is a classic Chinese‑style dish, which directly echoes the user’s culinary student identity and frequent food jokes. The song’s frantic shifts between mellow verses and screaming choruses mirror the user’s rapid jumps between anime, politics, food, and humor, making it a perfect musical match. Together, the food‑centric title and the song’s raw, volatile energy capture lazuley_'s personality.

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