Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient spirit: After a mental health crisis, they chose to “keep going despite it all” and return to their passions.
- Passionate artist: They dedicate significant time to voice acting, such as practicing a “powerful scene” from X-Men '97.
- Supportive partner: They frequently celebrate their spouse, praising their “cool things in Minecraft” and Gundam knowledge.
- Dedicated learner: They show commitment to improving in Marvel Rivals, “fighting for my life” to master new characters like Hulk.
- Community oriented: They actively promote others, urging followers to “check out” underrated channels and boost smaller creators.
Weaknesses:
- Low frustration tolerance: Technical issues or work stress can lead them to “almost broke down completely” over minor inconveniences.
- Inconsistent focus: They admit their analytical perspective is “abysmal” because they switch interests abruptly.
- Self-critical tendencies: They harbor guilt over the past, expressing “I’m so sorry I didn’t appreciate you enough” regarding a late pet.
- Anxious temperament: They experience fear in silence, noting that their “brain starts making that real” when it is too quiet at night.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @LazuliVa is a passionate, justice-oriented intellectual who deeply values art, comics, and complex storytelling, as seen when they argue that “Comics are just as important and impactful as traditional books”. They share Lisa's neurodivergent struggles and intense emotional depth, notably shown through their “deepest fear” of social failure and their “vocal stimming”. Both are dedicated to their crafts—Lisa with her saxophone and Lazuli with voice acting—striving to find their “lower voice” and master difficult roles. Their shared love for heavy themes is evident in their take on “magneto’s monologue” and a deep-seated appreciation for the “horror inspired roots” of their favorite media.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
@LazuliVa displays strong Extroversion (E) through their constant, enthusiastic engagement with "chat" and a deep desire to find more “people to talk and play rivals with”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in how they analyze media themes, such as reflecting on the “themes of the X men themselves” and connecting voice acting styles to their personal growth. They lean toward Feeling (F), frequently sharing vulnerable, emotional updates about “missing you max” (their pet) and describing love as a “partnership, not a band aid”. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits by admitting they “switch to something else entirely outta nowhere” and struggling to plan their birthday even a week away.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak? Because you’ve given my heart the powers of the Juggernaut—once I started falling for you, I became completely unstoppable.
- I promise I’m a better strategist than most Marvel Rivals players; I’d never tell you to ‘hop off Jeff’ because you’re clearly the only MVP I need on my team.
- You can skip the Two Towers rewatch tonight—if you're looking for something 'enthralling' to listen to, I’d love to be your Gundam and let you talk kit bashes and gunpla to me for hours.
- I’m no Alex Ross, but I definitely 'know ball' enough to see that you’re the most legendary find in this or any other multiverse.
- Is your name Lapis? Because even without a Steven Universe rewatch, I can already tell that you're a gem I'd travel across the ocean for—bare hands and all.
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VA & writer | Hulk/Jeff main in Marvel Rivals. Once found my inner Zen through Magneto monologues after being snowed in. Passionate about comics & Gundam. she/they– @LazuliVa
Your signature cocktail
The Lord Jeff Smash
This drink captures the chaotic transition from a 'goofy ass shark' to an unstoppable force, much like how Lazuli celebrates: “I finally did it 🥹 I got lord on my day one main…….. from season 0 to 6 I stuck with this goofy ass shark 💙💙”. The green absinthe pays homage to their current 'INCREDIBLE HULK ERA' and love for the character, specifically noting that “HULK THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!! GRAHHHHHGGGHHHHHH”. To reflect their neurodivergent 'vocal stimming' and specific gameplay requests, the boba pearls mimic their plea to “Remove cooldown on swimming... More bubbles.”. Finally, the edible glitter honors the night they chose to “keep going despite it all” after seeing how the “Stars look nice.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lapis demonstrates the quintessential Hufflepuff traits of steadfast loyalty and a deep-seated care for others, especially those she considers her 'oomfies.' Her devotion is evident when she describes her relationship as a “partnership, not a band aid” where they lift each other up, and she frequently shares her appreciation for her spouse's interests, noting that “hearing my spouse talk about Gundam adds like 50 years to my life.” She possesses the patience and hard-working nature of the Badger, spending months grinding to master characters in Marvel Rivals, proudly declaring, “from season 0 to 6 I stuck with this goofy ass shark” to finally reach 'Lord' rank. This kindness extends even to the digital world and strangers, as seen when she urges followers to “please be nice to grocery and convenience store workers” during a storm or insists on “sitting by hulk... I wanna be his friend” despite the danger.
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Your song
Unstoppable - Sia
This song perfectly encapsulates LazuliVa’s blend of vulnerability and intense determination, particularly during their 'Incredible Hulk era.' Despite facing immense struggles, including a moment where they felt “it wasn’t my time yet” and chose to “keep going despite it all,” they consistently channel their energy into their passions. They demonstrate a powerful comeback spirit, noting that “finally getting back to voice acting after so much turmoil... feels like picking the suit back up,” which mirrors the song’s theme of putting on armor. Their competitive drive in Marvel Rivals, shouting “HULK THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!! GRAHHHHHGGGHHHHHH” while grinding for 'Lord' rank, shows the 'unstoppable' persona they adopt to overcome life's obstacles.
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