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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, sensitive, anxious, very online about their interests, and a bit world-weary for their age. Like Lisa fixating on her niche passions, they hyperfocus on Genshin (e.g. “Cold and tired and all i can think about is that i need to prefarm for varka we are so cooked” and “On EVERY oomfs soul i will win the 50/50 on binas banner”). Their frequent mentions of anxiety and meds, such as “Prob gonna go home cuz im feeling incredibly anxious for no reason at all” and “Can my stupid anxiety meds work like theyre supposed to for once in my life”, echo Lisa’s tendency toward overthinking and emotional overload. They also show Lisa-like moral/emotional intuitiveness and frustration with fandom behavior, as in “Whats it with peoples obsession over starting ship wars instead of just shipping their favs in peace” and “Not to be negative but i really dont like it when someone will post how much time/money theyve invested into their fav character … and everyone in the comment section will just be like ‘holy brick’”. Even their dark, self-deprecating humor (“Suicide postponed my dad made borsch”) fits Lisa’s mix of melancholy and wry irony, just filtered through modern terminally-online teenager sensibilities.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they frequently mention being exhausted, anxious, or wanting a private space, like wanting to make a priv account “Lowk wanna make a priv” and asking who wants to be priv oomfs “Ok who wants to be priv oomfs”, which suggests valuing a smaller, safer circle over broad socializing. Their interests and expressions are very Intuitive, drawn to fictional worlds, symbolism, and headcanons (Genshin, pony AUs, RDR2, AO3 fics), e.g. “Chrysos heirs if they were ponies…. This is very important to me” and intense investment in narrative dynamics like illuflins and Varka. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: emotional language, attachment to characters, and moral stances stand out, such as “Dont trust a single person who hates any of the women in rdr2” and frustration with people dismissing non‑meta favorites “i really dont like it when someone… invested into their fav character… and everyone… is like ‘holy brick’”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than Judging: they struggle with sleep schedules, impulsive gacha decisions, and procrastination (e.g. “Need to stop spending all my resin on artifacts girl get off stygian and go farm laylines!!!” and “Someone hold me back im thinking of spending my hard earned money on genshin”), reflecting spontaneity over structured planning. Altogether, an imaginative, emotionally expressive, fandom‑driven, somewhat chaotic inner world with strong values aligns most closely with INFP.

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18 • she/her • art, Genshin & too much Varka brainrot. Once postponed a breakdown because my dad made borscht. I tweet about ponies and pulling on banners.– @lazureeyn

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a cold, electric little storm, just like waking up to “Good morning everypony im cold and nauseous (again)”, so it starts with a clean vodka base infused with wolfberries to honor their eternal grind of “Forgot how much of a horror it is to farm wolfhooks”. Sour cherry juice brings the tangy mood swings of “Prob gonna go home cuz im feeling incredibly anxious for no reason at all” and all those "do i kms" spirals, while staying fruity and soft. Blue curaçao colors it like a Genshin crit number and their hyperfixations, from “Cold and tired and all i can think about is that i need to prefarm for varka” to screaming “Where is varka”. Ginger beer adds a sharp, fizzy kick for their feral posting energy, whether it’s “I need varka carnally its not even funny” or “wanna go home and draw mydei naked but instead im forced to lock in”. Edible silver shimmer floats through the glass like a little starrail of coping glitter, a sparkly nod to their art, pony brainrot, and bittersweet fandom love letters like “Just read the most beautiful illuflins fic ever im genuinely in awe” and the iconic bio promise to “fire walk with me.”

Your Hogwarts House
Ray shows classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and intensity, especially in how she talks about her fixations and desires. Her loud, dramatic attachment to fictional characters and ships is very forward and unabashed, like when she says “I need varka carnally its not even funny” and jokes about being Varka himself held hostage, needing ransom to be freed in “i am varka genshin impact… require $10000 in genesis crystals to be freed”. She’s also very willing to draw lines and stand on principle in fandom, like “Dont trust a single person who hates any of the women in rdr2” and her temptation to put “men dni in my bio”, which shows a confrontational, values-driven stance. The way she talks about her mental health and exhaustion is raw and unfiltered—“Do i kms” and “Prob gonna go home cuz im feeling incredibly anxious for no reason at all”—but she keeps pushing herself through school, art, and farming in games, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to charge ahead despite internal struggle. Her humor is bold and often extreme, like “so mad i wish i had varkas beautiful breasts to squeeze like a stressball rn” or “Suicide postponed my dad made borsch”, suggesting a reckless, dramatic flair more aligned with Gryffindor than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the restraint of Hufflepuff.

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Mitski’s A Pearl fits them because it captures a mix of vulnerability, exhaustion, and obsessive attachment that shows up all over their timeline. They often talk about feeling unwell or worn down, like in “Good morning everypony im cold and nauseous (again)” and “Barely slept and my meds make me really tired already yeah im so not surviving the day”, mirroring the song’s theme of being stuck inside your own overwhelming feelings. At the same time, they latch onto intense fixations—especially Genshin characters like Varka—seen in “I need varka carnally its not even funny” and “Hello everyone i am varka genshin impact… require $10000 in genesis crystals to be freed”, much like the song’s image of clutching a painful ‘pearl’ you can’t let go of. Their dark, self-deprecating humor about mental health, such as “Suicide postponed my dad made borsch” and “Do i kms”, also aligns with the song’s melancholic yet intimate tone. Even their bio, “fire walk with me,” and repeated mentions of anxiety and nausea create that same bittersweet, haunted emotional landscape Mitski writes about in A Pearl.

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