Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
This user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. He’s an anxious, awkward teen who constantly jokes about his own lack of romantic success and fear of women, e.g. calling himself "Slenderman build(alto e magrelo)... >Tem medo de mulher... >Nunca beijou e provavelmente nunca vai" in “Imagine ser Healer por um dia: >Slenderman build(alto e magrelo) >Tem medo de mulher >Sonha acordado todo dia >Possivelmente autista >Flopado >Paranóico >Nunca beijou e provavelmente nunca vai >Todo mundo na escola acha que vc é gay Its over.”. Like Milhouse, he’s dramatic and self-deprecating about school and growing up, as in “ano que vem já faço 18 anos e começo a faculdade.... Acabou se, tá acabando a farra... vida adulta já batendo na minha porta. A vida passa.....” and “MDS amanhã tem aula eu não aguento mais escola eu não aguento mais ensino médio eu quero formar logo dx eu ir pra faculdade logo não quero pisar naquela escola mais”. He’s also deeply into niche interests (anime, JRPGs, music) and socially awkward, reflected in “MDS como eu odeio festa como eu odeio reunir com gente que eu não conheço pfv alguém me tira daqui” and his ongoing loneliness/"I want a girlfriend" bit like “Todo dia postando personagens que eu gosto até eu namorar Dia 5: Yuno (Black Clover)”. Underneath the jokes he has a strong moral/religious core and earnestness, similar to Milhouse’s underlying sweetness, seen in tweets like “Quando eu tava 'frio' na fé eu achava que eu tava de boa... Hj em dia eu percebo o tanto que eu sou mal até o osso. Que Deus tenha misericórdia” and “Que o Espírito Santo te converta um dia.”. All of this paints a picture of a slightly pathetic but endearing, sensitive teen who tries to laugh through his insecurities—very Milhouse-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They strongly lean Introvert: they complain about socializing and crowds ("MDS como eu odeio festa como eu odeio reunir com gente que eu não conheço pfv alguém me tira daqui") and describe themselves as drained by interaction ("Bateria social esgotada(não conversei com ngm)"), while focusing most of their energy on solitary hobbies like games and anime ("Meu erro foi ter comprado jogo ainda estudando, agora toda vez que tô na escola eu só consigo pensar 'acaba logo eu quero ir pra casa jogar'"). Their interests and style suggest Intuition over Sensing: they’re into highly conceptual narratives (Death Note, Berserk, Persona, Fire Emblem), joke about theology and metaphysics ("Quando eu tava 'frio' na fé... Hj em dia eu percebo o tanto que eu sou mal até o osso. Que Deus tenha misericórdia"), and like hypothetical or exaggerated scenarios ("Se Deus tivesse dado o direito a fator de cura pra humanidade,eu e meus amigos íamos sair brigando estilo Deadpool e Wolverine todo dia"), showing comfort with abstraction and ‘what if’ thinking. Their tone is blunt, analytical and often combative, pointing to Thinking: they criticize groups and ideas without much concern for harmony ("Call us 'latinx' once again and i'll show you Why our crime statistcs are so high", "Tem a bosta e tem o estrume. A bosta é de graça e o estrume o povo paga pra comer"), and even frame affection in a rough, joking way ("Se por um acaso eu mandei vc se matar é pq te considero muito meu amigo"). They appear more Judging than Perceiving: they focus on life structure and long‑term direction ("Percebendo aqui que esse ano já começo a trabalhar, ano que vem já faço 18 anos e começo a faculdade.... Acabou se, tá acabando a farra, poucos meses restando ainda pra ser um mlk idiota, vida adulta já batendo na minha porta"), emphasize clear criteria and commitments in relationships ("Requisitos pra namorar CMG: Ser mulher... Ser cristã... Querer casar e ter filho"), and talk about needing to fix routines for work ("Tô com um péssimo hábito de não ir dormir hora que eu deveria... vou começar a trabalhar mês que vem, preciso melhorar isso"). The mix of solitary, introspective life, interest in complex fictional and religious systems, blunt logical style, and future‑oriented structuring of work, faith, and relationships aligns best with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep posting ‘characters I like until I get a girlfriend’—how about we speedrun the route where a Protestant JRPG nerd who loves Yuno, Guts and Mitsuru finally unlocks the ‘real-life romance’ ending?
- You said being Healer means Slenderman build, paranoid, possibly autistic and everyone at school thinks you’re gay… don’t worry, I’m here to prove at least one of those rumors definitively wrong.
- You’re out here demanding: woman, Christian, wants marriage and kids. I’m just saying—if we ever co-op this life run, we’ll min‑max the Romans 8:28 build and still have time for Fire Emblem, Persona and Dandadan marathons.
- You joked that the world will end before you get a girlfriend, but you also believe the King of the universe chose you—statistically speaking, if God can arrange you a job in logistics and a friend who randomly buys you games, He can probably arrange us a date too.
- You stay up late, hate parties, love Mother Mother and Linkin Park, and spend your SUS-denied ‘bulk arc’ dreaming about Nier: Automata and Fire Emblem… admit it, we’re one shared playlist and a Frieren figure appreciation session away from calling this a relationship side quest.
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Future logistics guy surviving federal school; Lutheran geek powered by Black Clover, Persona & Fire Emblem. Once got job money, spent it on games instead.– @Le_Healer
Your signature cocktail
Slenderman Spritz – Healer Edition
The cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans reflects a young Brazilian right-wing Lutheran trying to stay awake through school, work and late-night gaming, like when he admits to a “péssimo hábito de não ir dormir hora que eu deveria” while starting a job soon “Tô com um péssimo hábito de não ir dormir hora que eu deveria, tô ficando com sono no meio do dia…”. Guaraná soda keeps the drink energetic, bubbly and very Brazilian, matching the chaotic timeline of anime, football and memes, like his Corinthians euphoria “NA MORALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK???????????QUE TIME É ESSE CARA EU NÃO TO RECONHECENDOKKKKKKKK”. Lime juice brings a sharp, acidic note for his self-deprecating humor and anxiety about adulthood and dating, as in imagining being stuck as “um mlk idiota” while life rushes by “Acabou se, tá acabando a farra… vida adulta já batendo na minha porta.”. A dash of smoked bitters represents his darker, edgy jokes and direitista rants, like threatening over the term Latinx “Call us 'latinx' once again and i'll show you Why our crime statistcs are so high”. Finally, the sugar rim with a pinch of chili powder mirrors the mix of sweetness (loyal friend, dog lover, romantic virgin who posts characters “até eu namorar” “Todo dia postando personagens que eu gosto até eu namorar Dia 5: Yuno (Black Clover)”) and that spicy, combative edge that makes him proudly describe himself as a paranoid, flop, Slenderman-built weirdo “Imagine ser Healer por um dia: >Slenderman build(alto e magrelo) … >Paranóico >Nunca beijou”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to fight, both literally and ideologically. He openly frames life as a values-driven battle, e.g. celebrating pregnancy against its "demonization" in a confrontational way in “Isso, continuem assim, quanto mais demonizarem gravidez, mais rápido o seu tipo vai sumir da terra e nós vamos continuar.”, and talking about spiritual conflict and fearlessness in “o Rei do universo me escolheu e por isso nada temo”. His aggressive joking about conflict and danger, like “Eu tô com muita vontade de um Pitbull me atacar que eu cair na porrada com ele” and fantasizing about fighting with a healing factor in “eu e meus amigos íamos sair brigando estilo Deadpool e Wolverine todo dia”, shows an impulsive, thrill-seeking temperament that fits Gryffindor’s daring more than the cold calculation of Slytherin. He also has a clear hero/justice streak in his media tastes: he loves characters like Guts from Berserk in “Todo dia postando personagens que eu gosto até eu namorar Dia 4: Guts (Berserk)” and Yuno from Black Clover in “Dia 5: Yuno (Black Clover)”, both classic grim, determined fighter-heroes. While there are touches of self-deprecating anxiety, his overall attitude leans toward confronting hardship head‑on, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
In the End - Linkin Park
A fitting song for @Le_Healer is “In the End” by Linkin Park, especially since they explicitly say that “Mother Mother e Linkin park de longe as bandas mais ouvidas minhas” in “Mother Mother e Linkin park de longe as bandas mais ouvidas minhas, provavelmente com Mother Mother em primeiro, igual ano passado.”. The song’s themes of struggle, frustration, and pushing forward despite feeling like things slip away match tweets like “Percebendo aqui que esse ano já começo a trabalhar, ano que vem já faço 18 anos e começo a faculdade.... Acabou se, tá acabando a farra, poucos meses restando ainda pra ser um mlk idiota, vida adulta já batendo na minha porta. A vida passa.....”. Their self-deprecating humor and sense of being overwhelmed by life show up in “Imagine ser Healer por um dia: >Slenderman build(alto e magrelo) >Tem medo de mulher >Sonha acordado todo dia >Possivelmente autista >Flopado >Paranóico >Nunca beijou e provavelmente nunca vai >Todo mundo na escola acha que vc é gay Its over.”. The song’s emotional tension also fits their mix of faith, existential reflection, and guilt, as seen in “Quando eu tava 'frio' na fé eu achava que eu tava de boa e tava melhor que muita gente. Hj em dia eu percebo o tanto que eu sou mal até o osso. Que Deus tenha misericórdia”. Overall, “In the End” captures the blend of angst, determination, and introspection that runs through their timeline.
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