Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and suicidal thoughts in posts like “TW suicidal Y'all I think I want to die…”, showing a willingness to be transparent about feelings.
- Community‑oriented: Actively seeks connection and interaction with others in tweets like “MOOT HUNT!!! My moots dont interact so I'm searching for ppl who actually interact w me” and asking for advice about food and coping.
- Humorous: Uses humor and self‑aware jokes, e.g. “Dios mi perfil parece re gringo y soy una plt de latam JAJAJAAJ” and “This is why you should never trust ai lmao”.
- Self‑reflective: Questions own behavior and emotions in posts like “I'm such a nuisance for anyone that's around me… why am I so selfish, so jealous, so envious to other people?” and “I think I know why I binge now”.
- Seeking coping: Looks for less harmful outlets in tweets like “Would a good idea for harm reduction be stupid ways of harming myself? like inconveniences…” and tries alternatives like baking when “going insane” in “I start baking everytime I'm going insane”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Talks about cutting, burning, or relapsing in posts like “if they won't let me cvt I'm burning myself soon” and “do I relapse or keep clean?”.
- Disordered‑eating focus: Profile is heavily centered on ED content, with tweets like “Y'all im relapsing tn”, fasting for New Year in “I'm fasting for new years so I manifest that LOCK IN”, and distress over calories and weight charts.
- Harsh self‑image: Uses highly insulting self‑talk such as “I'm so fat and disgusting my room is a mess and I cant even get up and do something” and “I'm such a fat fucking chud”.
- Impulsive posting: Shares risky or boundary‑pushing thoughts without much filter, like “Yall I wanna post a bc in under wear but I'm a minor should I post it anyways?” and rapid swings between “I want to dje” and casual tweets.
- Hopeless outlook: Expresses lack of future goals and meaning in posts like “I just dont think theres like something to live my life for I have no aspirations, dreams or anything” and “How do people genuinely dream for a future… I feel like Im getting older and keep losing my chance”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper self-analytical, smart but overwhelmed, and painfully aware of how unfair and absurd the world feels. Like Lisa, they’re very online and reflective about their own mind, posting things like “How do people genuinely dream for a future, how do you even see something and say 'Yep, Ill love this the rest of my life'”, which echoes Lisa’s frequent existential crises. They show both perfectionism and self-loathing around weight and achievement, e.g. “Guys Im so embarrassed I'm about to be bmi 27 I'm such a fat fucking chud” and “Ik I gained weight but cmon why?”, similar to Lisa’s harsh inner critic. Their emotional depth and despair—“TW suicidal Y'all I think I want to die… I have no aspirations, dreams or anything”—fit Lisa’s tendency toward depressive, philosophical spirals more than any other character. Even their mix of moral awareness and messy coping (self-harm struggles, ED culture, but also trying to soothe others like “Stop panicking about food, it's okay.”) mirrors Lisa’s combination of precocious insight and very human vulnerability.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their world is primarily online rather than in-person, and they describe feeling disconnected and isolated, e.g. “Paso más tiempo aquí en twitter que con mi familia” and “I want an edtwt friend so bad, bro 💔...”, which shows craving deep 1:1 connection more than broad socializing. Their focus suggests Intuition (N): they often spiral into big-picture, existential reflections like “How do people genuinely dream for a future, how do you even see something and say 'Yep, Ill love this the rest of my life'...” rather than just concrete daily facts. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, judging themselves morally and emotionally—e.g. “I'm such a nuisance for anyone that's around me, just in general I'm so full of hatred and bitterness why am I so selfish, so jealous, so envious...” and “Y'all, I'm not a good person lmao”—and seeking comfort like “Stop panicking about food, it's okay.”. Their life looks more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often act impulsively or change plans (fasting, relapsing, binging) rather than sticking to rigid structure, as in “Yall im relapsing tn” and “I'm going to start drinking black coffee acc”. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, value-driven, and somewhat chaotic rather than scheduled—the pattern aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Mitski’s been your main artist for 5 years—if we hang out, I promise to treat you like a Mitski bridge: dramatic, adored, and replayed way too many times.
- You bake whenever you’re going insane, so if we ever date, just know I fully support your mental health by volunteering as your official taste tester for every chaotic batch.
- You said you spend more time on Twitter than with your family—if you ever want to rebalance that, I’d gladly be the irl who makes logging off worth it.
- You joked about starting black coffee and hearing things when your intake is too low—maybe next time you hear something, it’s just me asking you out for a warm drink and an actually decent meal.
- Your mom’s job has a free gym membership and you’ve got a walking pad, but I still think the most impressive workout on your account is how hard you’re carrying edtwt’s personality.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
16 | Mitski on loop, coffee in hand, overthinking everything. Part-time baker, full-time chronically online. Once burned the kitchen trying a recipe.– @Lean_is_law
Your signature cocktail
The Relapse Era Fizz
The espresso shot is for their wired, no-sleep chaos energy, like when they said “No he dormido en 24h Efectos: ? Pos no ze” and decided to start “drinking black coffee acc”. Pink grapefruit soda brings a bubbly, bitter-sweet vibe that matches their mix of self-deprecating humor and soft moments, like reassuring others with “Stop panicking about food, it's okay.” while still spiraling about calories and fasting in posts like “Finished my new years fasttt”. Cherry liqueur/syrup is the dramatic, slightly messy heart-on-sleeve sweetness behind tweets like “I'm genuinely suffering tf” and their craving for connection in “I want an edtwt friend so bad, bro 💔...”. The sea salt rim with chili flakes is their sharp, salty humor and self-harm/ed darkness—spicy but painful—echoing thoughts like “Would a good idea for harm reduction be stupid ways of harming myself?” and “Y'all umm, relapse ig! Yay...”. Served over crushed ice, it stays restless and never fully still, just like their constant swing between "I'm crashing out" in “I'm crashing out” and their joking, chronically-online persona who admits “Paso más tiempo aquí en twitter que con mi familia”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong, almost single‑minded ambition around weight and body goals, talking about future milestones in a way that frames failure as unbearable embarrassment, e.g., hoping to hit a target by April in “I hope that by April I get there ngl otherwise it's going to be so embarrassing 🥹”. There’s a pronounced focus on status and numbers—follower counts and BMI—such as “I LOST A FOLLOWER 😭” and “Guys Im so embarrassed I'm about to be bmi 27 I'm such a fat fucking chud”, which aligns with Slytherin’s preoccupation with image and standing. Their self-described willingness to be the villain, as in “Y'all sumtimes u js gotta be the bad guy” and “Y'all, I'm not a good person lmao”, reflects Slytherin’s comfort with moral ambiguity and doing what it takes even if it looks bad. They’re also quite pragmatic and self‑protective about their online environment, saying “YES, I will unfollow you if you follow Elon Musk or Grok, YES it is that serious”, which shows boundary-setting and a curated allegiance structure typical of Slytherins. While there are moments of vulnerability and self-loathing, the overarching pattern is resourcefulness and a sharp, often cutting self-awareness that fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
A Burning Hill - Mitski
A well-fitting song for them is A Burning Hill by Mitski, especially since they mention in their bio that “Mitski has been my main artist for 5 years,” which suggests they resonate deeply with her introspective, melancholic style. The song’s themes of quiet burnout, self-loathing, and trying to find small reasons to keep going mirror tweets like “I'm so fat and disgusting my room is a mess and I cant even get up and do something” and “I'm such a nuisance for anyone that's around me, just in general I'm so full of hatred and bitterness why am I so selfish”. Their ongoing exhaustion and hopelessness about the future aligns with the song’s resigned tone, reflected in posts such as “How do people genuinely dream for a future, how do you even see something and say 'Yep, Ill love this the rest of my life'” and “TW suicidal Y'all I think I want to die… I just dont think theres like something to live my life for”. At the same time, A Burning Hill includes a fragile desire to keep existing despite everything, which fits with their attempts to cope and seek connection on edtwt, like “Moot hunt!!! My moots dont interact so I'm searching for ppl who actually interact w me” and their harm-reduction musings in “Would a good idea for harm reduction be stupid ways of harming myself?”. Overall, the song’s quiet, weary emotional landscape reflects both their self-destructive struggles and their faint but persistent urge to keep going.
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