Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses deep love and gratitude for his girlfriend, e.g. calling her “tão Time After Time Cyndi Lauper” and saying “cara, incrível como amo essa garota Deus é maravilhoso mesmo, não tem jeito nada é por acaso.”
- Academic dedication: Shows commitment to engineering studies, tweeting about transfer functions, control class, welding exams, and “chegaram as 2 semanas de morte e trevas momento do comeback academico ou fracasso” as a focused study period.
- Community‑oriented: Values group activities like Pac Baja, Destiny fireteams, and local hangouts, e.g. celebrating “engenharia mecânica eu te amo Pac Baja eu te amo” and “eu e os druzão indo encher o rabo de David™ !!!”.
- Humorous gamer: Uses self‑deprecating and playful humor around games and emulators, joking about Destiny addiction, Sega Saturn setups, and “#LoucosPorEmulador” while giving tongue‑in‑cheek build advice for Ghosts and Destiny DPS.
- Self‑improvement focus: Invests in personal growth, celebrating one month of consistent gym (“projetinho pra ficar igual o 50 Cent”) and planning future hobbies like homebrewing, metalworking, and watch repair for an older, successful self.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing like “filhos da puta nao tem culhao,” “pode por todos na fornalha,” and heavy swearing, which can come off as hostile or alienating.
- Cynical outlook: Occasionally leans into fatalistic or “its over” narratives, e.g. the “vou morrer SOZINHO” tweet and calling the city “amaldiçoada,” suggesting a tendency toward pessimistic framing of life events.
- Consumptive escapism: Relies heavily on games, music, and nightlife as emotional outlets—countdowns to parties, constant Destiny/Warframe grind references, and frequent “resenha no Jack” tweets can hint at using distractions to cope.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings between “QUE DIA PERFEITO!!!!!” and despairing posts about loneliness and everything “só piora,” indicating mood fluctuations that might affect stability and decision‑making.
- Romantic insecurity: Though affectionate, he often expresses anxiety about relationships, tweeting about fear of dying alone and asking “Como assim eu tenho que conversar pra namorar alguém kkk não pode só cair uma pessoa do céu e pronto?”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, affectionate, and obsessed with niche pleasures. Like Homer, he lives off intense hobbies and comfort media, from gaming and emulation (“demora 10min p configurar + lançando um crash 3 + dopamina + toma gap + #LoucosPorEmulador”, “the masculine urge to jogar um LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga brabo”) to food and treats (“Manos, papo reto? Ferrero Rocher🗣🗣🤷🏻♂️”). His loud devotion to the things he loves mirrors Homer's over-the-top enthusiasm: Destiny, Baja, and engineering (“não ironicamente hoje foi um dos melhores dias da minha vida engenharia mecânica eu te amo Pac Baja eu te amo”) and his hype for games and music (“FUCK meta strat pra ghosts dropou, eh minha hora de brilhar nessa porra”). Emotionally, he swings between dramatic self-deprecation and romantic sincerity, just like Homer with Marge: longing for love and joking about dying alone (“o sonho vai ir pro caralho, vou morrer SOZINHO”) but also intensely devoted when he finds someone (“cara, incrível como amo essa garota Deus é maravilhoso mesmo, não tem jeito nada é por acaso.”). He’s a bit of a lovable screw-up who genuinely cares about faith, friends, gym and studies (“hoje marca 1 mês direto de academia… pra esmagar os NUBISCO NESSA MERDA PAI VAI FICAR GIGANTESCO”, “leitura da Palavra na missa amanhã é comigo lesgoooo”), which fits Homer’s mix of messiness, heart, and surprising earnestness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about parties, bars, and social chaos, e.g. going to Jack, flipper, churros in Agudos, and posting things like “eu e os друзья indo encher o rabo de David™ !!!” and celebrating social ‘resenha’ nights. There’s a heavy Intuition (N) vibe in how they jump between ideas, memes, and big-picture takes, like joking about game design and culture in “filhos da puta nao tem culhao de fazer um DMC6” and mocking shallow Elden Ring analysis in “apareceu um recomendado tipo 'o VAZIO de Elden Ring' tipo o cara nem deve ter bootado o jogo pra falar um absurdo desse vtnc”, which shows more conceptual critique than sensory detail. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, swear a lot, and argue via evaluation rather than harmony, e.g. “legal essas pagina de retardatario que trata um assunto desse com a maior frescura e desgraça possível pqp pode por todos na fornalha, agradecido...” and “caralho ainda bem que parei de jogar destiny, que jogo amaldiçoado do krl”, indicating low concern for softening opinions. Finally, they look Perceiving (P): life is framed as spontaneous runs of gaming, academia, and hanging out, with humorous countdowns and last‑minute chaos like the meme-y sequence of “6 DIAS” down to “POUCAS HORAS...” and the general #LoucosPorEmulador/#LoucosPorFunçãoDeTransferência improvisational vibe rather than strict structure. Taken together—social, energetic, idea‑hopping, argumentative, and chaotic—the profile best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Be honest, if I asked GPT to model the transfer function of you entering my life, would the output be ‘stable relationship’ or ‘absolute chaos with a lot of kissing in Bauru’?
- You talk about being the DOOM Slayer, solo flawless dungeons and farming aura for five generations, but can you solo flawless a date with me or do we need a fireteam of carbonara, Jack resenha and Destiny lore talk?
- I saw you saying all the love songs suddenly became about her… I volunteer as the new playlist: a little POTF, a little blink-182, some KALEO and a lot of ‘Time After Time’ with you at the Jardim Botânico picnic.
- You’re out here planning old-man hobbies like craft beer, bladesmithing and fixing watches; I’m just trying to be the person you come home to after Baja, academia and Destiny so we can boot up Fallout NV, eat tostex and you tell me about your day like it’s GOTY forever.
- For someone who jokes about dying alone, tweeting once a year and screaming ‘its over’, you talk about your girl like she’s a literal blessing from God—so tell me, łǝaŋđrø, do I need to pass a welding exam, a Destiny DPS check or a Linkin Park cover night to earn a spot in that ‘Deus é maravilhoso’ arc with you?
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Mechanical engineering + Pac Baja + Destiny raids. Once modeled a shower’s transfer function for fun. Coffee, rock, and control systems keep me running.– @leandrogvn
Your signature cocktail
Ghost Baja Overdrive
This cocktail hits like an all-nighter before a Control exam, with cachaça infused with espresso for the engineering grind and gamer stamina, echoing their vibe of “chegaram as 2 semanas de morte e trevas momento do comeback academico ou fracasso”. The Italian amaro brings a bittersweet, introspective edge, matching the emo undercurrent of “bateu a fase emo dnv pqp” and the dramatic loneliness in “vou morrer SOZINHO e eU VOU BATER MEU PALIO INDO PRA UNESP”. A Guaraná soda reduction keeps it unapologetically Brazilian and high-energy, like their hype in “BING BOP BOOM BOOM BOOM BOP BAM 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣” and their #pobregap gamer grind in “impossivel jogar destiny no x one hj em dia”. The smoky salt rim with chili flakes mirrors the welding/metalhead/mech-eng grit from “eu quando abandono a merda do eletrodo revestido” and their fiery, insult-laced passion in “filhos da puta nao tem culhao de fazer um DMC6”. Overall, it’s strong, loud, a little bitter, but ultimately warm and devoted—just like the guy tweeting “cara, incrível como amo essa garota Deus é maravilhoso mesmo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very strong Gryffindor profile: impulsive, intense, and drawn to challenge and confrontation. Their attitude toward difficult academic moments is framed as a high‑stakes trial of courage, as in “chegaram as 2 semanas de morte e trevas momento do comeback academico ou fracasso”, and they talk about welding exams, transfer functions and control classes with a kind of battle-ready bravado, including tags like “#LoucosPorFunçãoDeTransferência” and “#LoucosPorEmulador”. They romanticize heroic/violent struggle in fiction and games – e.g., identifying with the DOOM Slayer in “o olhar do cidadão ja entrega tudo você é a porra do DOOM SLAYER, vá e DESTROCE demônios, cacete” and celebrating brutal story beats like the “psychological firing squad” scene in Breaking Bad in “não lembrava desse fuzilamento psicológico no Jesse… brutalidade máxima”. The way they throw themselves into hobbies and goals is also very Gryffindor: planning to become huge in the gym to “SMASH” rivals in “projetinho pra ficar igual o 50 Cent, no mínimo, pra esmagar os NUBISCO NESSA MERDA PAI VAI FICAR GIGANTESCO”, and chasing solo‑flawless dungeons in Destiny with “SEGUE A CALL… vai se foder se n tiver DPS”. There’s clear loyalty and affection toward his girlfriend and friends – for instance, “cara, incrível como amo essa garota Deus é maravilhoso mesmo, não tem jeito nada é por acaso” – but the dominant tone is hot-blooded, dramatic, and combative rather than quietly loyal or cerebral, which points much more to Gryffindor than to Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. Even when joking about dying alone and crashing his car in “vou morrer SOZINHO e eU VOU BATER MEU PALIO INDO PRA UNESP OUVINDO GIL SCOTT HERON🔥🔥🔥🔥”, he frames his life in terms of reckless, cinematic risk, which is archetypally Gryffindor.
Your movie
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Numb - Linkin Park
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Numb” by Linkin Park, especially because they openly vibe with emo/rock energy and even gets hyped for a Linkin Park cover at the bar, as in “hoje tem cover do linko parko no jack receba”. Their timeline swings between high‑energy gaming/engineering grind and heavy emotional introspection, like “chegaram as 2 semanas de morte e trevas momento do comeback academico ou fracasso” and “bateu a fase emo dnv pqp”, which fits the song’s tension between pressure and emotional overload. They often joke about loneliness and fear of the future in a dramatic way, e.g. “vou morrer SOZINHO e eU VOU BATER MEU PALIO INDO PRA UNESP OUVINDO GIL SCOTT HERON🔥🔥🔥🔥 2025 realmente tem quer ser o ano, se não its over”, mirroring the song’s themes of frustration and feeling misunderstood. At the same time, they’re pushing hard in engineering, Destiny, gym, and Pac Baja — “trying to be more like me and be less like you” energy — reflected in posts like “hoje marca 1 mês direto de academia, 5 dias na semana projetinho pra ficar igual o 50 Cent”. Finally, the combination of love tweets like “cara, incrível como amo essa garota Deus é maravilhoso mesmo, não tem jeito nada é por acaso.” with ironic self‑deprecation and chaos matches the bittersweet, cathartic intensity that makes Numb feel like the soundtrack to their internal monologue.
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