Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Honesty: Openly shares personal struggles, such as being "honestly quite happy" about current events or admitting to being a "pick me" in the past.
- Professional Resilience: Demonstrates a drive to "adapt overcome evolve" despite experiencing intense social anxiety within workplace settings.
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes their own toxic digital habits, noting they feel "secondhand embarrassment" at their Instagram posting frequency.
- Goal Oriented: Maintains a clear vision for their future, stating "I really am moving back to toronto" and seeking stable career paths.
- Humorous Perspective: Uses wit to cope with misfortune, like joking that their dog got an infection "out of spite" because they got a girlfriend.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Frequently expresses being on the "verge of a mental breakdown" or burnout over work and life stress.
- Chronic Dissatisfaction: Constantly "plotting newfoundland escape" and expressing unhappiness with their current geographic location.
- Catastrophic Thinking: Resorts to extreme rhetoric when inconvenienced, such as wishing for a "lobotomy" due to roommate-induced anxiety.
- Work-Life Imbalance: Admits their "entire life is work rn" to the point of exhaustion and mental instability.
- Impulsive Venting: Uses public platforms to post aggressive remarks, such as telling public figures to "rot" or kill themselves.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving, anxiety-prone individual who feels socially alienated and often vents about the state of the world. They share Lisa's intellectual exhaustion and career-driven stress, specifically regarding their work in news media and a desire for “something stable”. Their political frustrations mirror Lisa's activism, seen when they “fuck you” to billionaire tech figures and lament the “cesspool” of modern social platforms. Despite their cynicism, they maintain a quirky, niche-interest-driven personality, admitting to a “brain mostly developed” phase while still struggling with being “cripplingly anxious” about how others perceive their productivity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Lee displays Introversion through a self-described "social anxiety" in workplaces and a preference for "animal crossing" over social events. Their Intuition is evident in their tendency to "be alone with my thoughts" and a preoccupation with their "vivid dream" life rather than concrete reality. The Feeling preference is dominant, as they frequently vent about being "on the verge of a mental breakdown" and value deep emotional connections, such as being "deep and an empath". Finally, they show a Perceiving nature by admitting they are "sooo chill" and struggling with the structure of a "type a personality" or professional stability.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Toronto city limits? Because I’ve been plotting an escape from Newfoundland just to get back to you.
- I promise if we go on a date, I won't ghost you—I’ll be the normal, mentally stable Hinge baddie of your dreams (with friends!).
- I’d let you drag me to see 'Bottoms' twice, even if it means waiting two weeks for you to get back from vacation like a 'loser gay.'
- Is your name Adrienne Arsenault? Because you’re my guardian angel and I’ve developed a real passion for CBC news thanks to you.
- I’m no Maya’s mom, but I promise to be way nicer than Anna’s mom if you’ll let me take you out on your next non-dislocated-elbow birthday.
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Your new Twitter bio
RTA grad and Toronto expat currently charting my escape from Newfoundland. When I’m not reporting the news or dodging the algorithm, I’m probably yapping.– @lee38473838
Your signature cocktail
The Newfoundland Escape Artist
This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone constantly “plotting newfoundland escape once again” while mourning their career in news. The high ABV reflects a life so stressful the user claims they’ll “bleed the CTV colours” if poked, balanced by a sweetness that honors their status as a “demiromantic homosexual”. It's served in a chilled glass to match the “rare newfoundland win” of freezing weather, perfect for sipping while you “forget your effing password” for the fifth time.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lee demonstrates the Slytherin trait of self-preservation and a pragmatic focus on social standing, as seen when they return to Twitter because they “got told i was no longer chronically online and i cannot have that”. Their resourcefulness and ambition are centered around career survival and escape, frequently “plotting newfoundland escape” and seeking “full time employment” to improve their status. They exhibit a sharp, sometimes biting wit regarding social dynamics, such as their critique of “hideous” men on Tinder, and a cunning ability to gather information, noting they “got all the tea” from an acquaintance. Ultimately, their desire to “adapt overcome evolve” in high-pressure environments like CTV reflects the quintessential Slytherin drive to succeed despite internal turmoil.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly captures the user's cycle of intense emotional vulnerability, social anxiety, and the feeling of being 'too much' for others. They frequently document their mental health struggles and workplace burnout, at one point stating, “i’m on the verge of a mental breakdown + burnout + a panic attack 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰”. Their tweets reflect a constant internal conflict between wanting connection and feeling like a burden, specifically when they worry “my roommate things im lazy and just staying home doing nothing” while actually struggling. Ultimately, the song’s theme of being a 'disaster' who is always 'losing their mind' resonates with their recurring “newfoundland crash out” and their desperate pleas to return to Toronto.
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