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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, sharp-tongued, and constantly looking for something or someone to clown on. They show Bart-like mischief and provocation with tweets such as “oi @grok escolha um mutual meu pra eu mandar tomar no cu” and “seu cuzinho é tão bom de chupar”, which echo Bart’s crude, boundary-pushing humor. Their love of drama and fights in comment sections, like “queria ganhar um real pra cada briga que eu arranjo nos cometarios do tiktok”, fits Bart’s tendency to stir trouble just to see what happens. At the same time, their hyperfixations and online obsessions, such as “simplesmente hiperfocado nas lives do joao fressati” and “simplesmente hiperfocado em ler os chats da stram do meu irmao”, resemble Bart’s intense but fleeting fixations on new interests. Even their irreverent, sometimes mean but oddly affectionate insults like “uma desgraça dessas deveria estar em seu ambiente natural como um canteiro de obras” mirror Bart’s roast-heavy way of relating to people.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly socially engaged and outward‑focused, constantly reacting to others, picking fights in comments, and addressing AI accounts, which aligns with Extraversion more than a reserved style (e.g., “queria ganhar um real pra cada briga que eu arranjo nos cometarios do tiktok”, “mds tropa se comportem ai”). Their humor is quick, referential, and often about patterns in media and fandoms rather than practical details, suggesting Intuition, such as when they comment on industry dynamics and narrative trends (“o jj abrams trilhando caminho pra botar a filha em star wars”, “scr q sequência e essa”). They are blunt, cutting, and frequently use harsh evaluations of others, favoring detached or sardonic judgments over tact, which fits Thinking more than Feeling (“uma desgraça dessas deveria estar em seu ambiente natural como um canteiro de obras…”, “quem agunta essas PUTAS LISAS que se passam pra ganhar comissao de grupo porno do telegram”). Their timeline feels spontaneous, reactive, and driven by moment‑to‑moment stimuli—streams, lives, random app annoyances—rather than by structure or long‑term planning, consistent with Perceiving (“simplesmente hiperfocado nas lives do joao fressati”, “esse ngc de pedido minino no ifood me deixa puto”). The way they play with AI, sarcasm, and online conflict (e.g., “oi @grok escolha um mutual meu pra eu mandar tomar no cu”) strongly matches the irreverent, debate‑oriented, idea‑playing energy typical of ENTPs.

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Full-time live stream lurker, part-time k-pop ranter. Once got hyperfocused on Roblox bingo instead of studying. Opinions my own, jokes usually too.– @leeejenos

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The Hyperfocus Chaos Colada is strong, loud, and a bit unhinged—just like someone who is “simplesmente hiperfocado nas lives do joao fressati” “simplesmente hiperfocado nas lives do joao fressati” and also “simplesmente hiperfocado em ler os chats da stram do meu irmao” “simplesmente hiperfocado em ler os chats da stram do meu irmao”. Silver cachaça with a spicy kick mirrors the sharp, occasionally savage tongue that drops things like “uma desgraça dessas deveria estar em seu ambiente natural” “uma desgraça dessas deveria estar em seu ambiente natural como um canteiro de obras ao invés de estar falando da aparência de mulheres lindas na internet” and unapologetic “FODASE” “FODASE”. The guaraná soda reduction captures their chaotic Brazilian online energy, visible in the endless “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” bursts “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and their habit of farming drama like “queria ganhar um real pra cada briga que eu arranjo nos cometarios do tiktok” “queria ganhar um real pra cada briga que eu arranjo nos cometarios do tiktok”. Passion fruit pulp represents the dramatic, oversharing heart that tweets things like “seu cuzinho é tão bom de chupar” “seu cuzinho é tão bom de chupar” and worries about family seeing wild content: “minha mãe tem instagram pessoal da família tem instagram meus priminho eles vê” “paaaara para de me mandar essas coisa minha mãe tem instagram pessoal da família tem instagram meus priminho eles vê”. A dash of bitters reflects their constant mild rage at the world—from “esse ngc de pedido minino no ifood me deixa puto” “esse ngc de pedido minino no ifood me deixa puto” to the cold read of reality TV disasters “esse retardado sabe a merda que fez e sabe que sair por desistência geraria menos engajamento negativo pra ele do que sair por expulsão pelo oq ele fez”. Finally, the pop-rock candy rim is the chaotic, over-the-top sweetness of someone who stans music obsessively—tracking “‘CHILLER’ on Spotify Counter — 510,649” “‘CHILLER’ on Spotify Counter Day 182 — 510,649”, ranking Dream songs “ranking 2025 dream songs 1. bttf 2. beat it up 3. tricky...”, and warming up with “AQUECIMENTO COPACABANA” “AQUECIMENTO COPACABANA” before causing more timeline chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: sharpness, confrontational humor, and a tendency to weaponize wit rather than soften it. They openly revel in starting conflicts, for example saying they’d like to be paid for every argument they pick in TikTok comments: “queria ganhar um real pra cada briga que eu arranjo nos cometarios do tiktok”, which signals a comfort with verbal combat and attention from drama. Their insults are often cutting and strategic rather than mild, such as calling out someone’s looks and place in society in a very pointed way: “uma desgraça dessas deveria estar em seu ambiente natural como um canteiro de obras ao invés de estar falando da aparência de mulheres lindas na internet”. They also show a teasing, dominance‑oriented sense of humor in sexual or aggressive phrasing like “seu cuzinho é tão bom de chupar” and asking an AI to pick a mutual to curse at: “oi @grok escolha um mutual meu pra eu mandar tomar no cu”. While there are hints of loyalty to their faves and friends, the overriding impression is of someone who prioritizes sharp wit, social power, and unapologetic self‑expression—classic Slytherin energy.

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The bio "with wishes that are lifelong" already hints at someone soft-hearted and quietly hopeful beneath a chaotic timeline, which fits the vulnerable core of “Delicate”. Despite the loud humor and swearing, there’s a shy, self-aware side in tweets like “indo pros 18 sem” and the frustration about student discounts in “matriculado nessa facul cade meu email da faculdade pra eu pagar 11 reais no meu apple music”, echoing the song’s mix of insecurity and longing for small comforts. Their hyperfixations, like “simplesmente hiperfocado nas lives do joao fressati” and “simplesmente hiperfocado em ler os chats da stram do meu irmao”, mirror the obsessive, quietly intense way the song dwells on one person/feeling. Even the joking plea “paara para de me mandar essas coisa minha mãe tem instagram pessoal da família tem instagram meus priminho eles vê” matches the song’s anxiety about how one’s image looks to others. Overall, they come across as loud, messy, funny, but with an underlying softness and fear of being "too much," which is exactly the emotional territory of “Delicate.”

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