Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares moods from joy to distress, like “yo lowkey my life is goated and im awesome” and “IM CRINE”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd humor and self-deprecation, e.g. “shitting with the door open cause im home alone #free” and “the people in front of me on the bus stink like a fart”.
- Creative: Engages in drawing and fandom creativity, like “i will draw when i get home what should i draw” and the themed lolitastuck posts such as “lolitastuck is so awesome”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and love for others, e.g. “ily guys joy to the world” and reassurance about being inactive in “don't unfollow me ill be back soon enough”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on self-image and social impact, like “hi guys do any of you like me still or do you sigh and close the app whenever i show up on your tl” and “i don't contribute anything yo the fandoms im in”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Shares intense thoughts in real time, like “ikilself ily guys lolllllllllollolloll roflloll yyaaay” and immediate panic in “IM GONNA KILL SOMEOME”.
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses hostile expressions toward others, e.g. “fuck you all” and “I HATE EVERYONE SO MUCH ALL OF YOU PISS ME THE FUCK OFF”.
- Self-deprecating: Puts self down harshly, as in “ill just die or something” and “i don't produce any good fanart… i do nothing”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly from happiness to distress, like “happymaxxing right now i love life” contrasted with physical/emotional panic in “HELFP HELL ME JELP MY STOMACH GURTS OWW HELP ME”.
- Oversharing: Posts very personal and medical crises publicly, such as “im going ambulance” and “THERES A HIGH CHANCE IM GOING TO THE WARD… they will take my phone”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s chaotic, impulsive energy and love of stirring things up fits Bart Simpson best. They bounce rapidly between joking about violence or annoyance, like “IM GONNA KILL SOMEOME” and “I HATE EVERYONE SO MUCH ALL OF YOU PISS ME THE FUCK OFF”, and silly physical mishaps such as “stepped in Pepsi I spilled earlier and started crying because my foot got sticky ”. Like Bart, they’re irreverent and gross-out funny, tweeting things like “shitting with the door open cause im home alone #free” and “theres no toilet paper #help”. They also show a dramatic flair and attention-seeking streak—“I JUST WOKE UP TO 16 NOTIFS WHAT THE HELL” and “hey guys you know what i LOVE???? GIMMICKS!!!!”—that echoes Bart’s need for reactions. Underneath the chaos are flashes of insecurity and tender feelings, like “hi guys do any of you like me still or do you sigh and close the app whenever i show up on your tl”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional vulnerability beneath his prankster exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets center on solitary activities and inner life, like reading Homestuck and being grounded but content to stay in and read (“im grounded from leaving the house right now but its okay because i can read homestuck all day instead of socializing”), or quietly wondering if people even like them (“hi guys do any of you like me still or do you sigh and close the app whenever i show up on your tl”). There’s a strong Intuition (N) vibe in the way they fixate on ideas, fandom, and imaginative inner worlds rather than just concrete facts, like imagining new lives (“i like laying in dark rooms and imagining myself new lives as different people”) and getting deeply into niche concepts like lolitastuck (“lolitastuck is so awesome”). They clearly favor Feeling (F): their posts are intensely emotional and value-driven, from self-conscious insecurity (“i don't contribute anything yo the fandoms im in... i am sacred i do nothing😭😭😭”) to strong interpersonal reactions (“I HATE EVERYONE SO MUCH ALL OF YOU PISS ME THE FUCK OFF”). Their spontaneity, scattered routines, and chaotic day-to-day tone suggest Perceiving (P) over Judging: they complain about chores and structure (“i have to do laundry 😭😭😭”) and impulsively share experiences and feelings as they happen, rather than presenting a planned or orderly life. Taken together—introspective, imaginative, highly emotional, and unstructured—the pattern best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in Homestuck, I’d be the doomed timeline where I *didn’t* follow you and my only quest is to fix that by becoming your canon love interest.
- You said shiny objects make you mad, so it’s lucky I’m more of a cardboard cutout type—I could stand next to your printed John Egbert and we’d both just be staring at you in awe.
- You brush your teeth 4 times a day so you don’t die in your sleep—can I volunteer to be your emotional support reminder? ‘Cause I’d like to be the reason you wake up smiling instead.
- You got released from the psych ward like ‘THEY RELEASED ME 🤤’—okay, but who do I talk to about getting committed to thinking about you 24/7, because clearly I need professional help.
- You’re a John Egbert yume, grounded at home reading Homestuck and imagining new lives—how do you feel about a timeline where one of those lives is us sharing boiled eggs and Minecraft worlds between updates?
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Your new Twitter bio
Homestuck enjoyer, Minecraft player, and occasional psych ward escapee. Once cried over stepping in Pepsi. Here to overshare between homework and naps.– @Leezerweezer63
Your signature cocktail
The Homestuck Happymaxx Fizz
This chaotic, fizzy mess is for the guy who tweets “yo lowkey my life is goated and im awesome” five minutes before “IM GONNA KILL SOMEOME”. The electric blue raspberry soda is pure #owmtwt and Homestuck brainrot energy, like “my nan printed me john egbert so i can turn him into a cardboard cutout”. Spiced rum (or a non-alcoholic spiced alternative) adds that unhinged kick that ends in “im going ambulance” and ward stories like “THEY RELEASED ME FROM THE PSYCH WARD 🤤”. The sour apple liqueur is for the sensory ick and mild rage of “I HATE BURGERS WIRH LETTUCE WHY IS IT SO SLIMY ILL CRY”. A grenadine drizzle is the sudden sweetness of “i had a good day😁” and “happymaxxing right now i love life”. Finally, the Pop rocks rim crackles loudly in your head like “sometimes i put q tips in my ears and scratch at the stick part to hear it in my brain”, because this drink, like Lee, absolutely has to be experienced with your whole nervous system.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is emotional sincerity, attachment, and a desire to feel connected and liked, which fits Hufflepuff’s loyalty/soft-hearted core. They openly worry about whether people actually like them, asking, “hi guys do any of you like me still or do you sigh and close the app whenever i show up on your tl”, and beg their followers not to unfollow when they expect to be inactive due to hospitalization, “they will take my phone if i do I will be inactive don't unfollow me ill be back soon enough”. Even in distress, they circle back to reassuring others and expressing affection, like “ily guys joy to the world” and joking offers of small kindnesses, “pls send gimmicks ill like feed you a mcdonalds fry”. Their frustrations (all-caps anger, threats) read more as overwhelmed outbursts than calculated malice, and are followed by soft resets like “im better now”. Overall, the combination of needing community, offering affection and little comforts, and not being especially driven by ambition or cerebral detachment points most convincingly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song about dramatic emotion, feeling misunderstood, and still pushing forward fits Lee’s chaotic, intensely online vibe. They swing hard between joy and despair, from “yo lowkey my life is goated and im awesome” and “happymaxxing right now i love life” to all-caps rage like “I HATE EVERYONE SO MUCH ALL OF YOU PISS ME THE FUCK OFF” and dark posts such as “ikilself ily guys lolllllllllollolloll roflloll yyaaay”. The song’s theatrical angst mirrors their dramatic flair—posting about being released from the psych ward in “THEY RELEASED ME FROM THE PSYCH WARD 🤤”, or turning everyday inconveniences into epic crises like “THERES TOO MUCH PORN ON MY TL WHERES ALL THE HOMESTUCK🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬”. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable core under the jokes, shown in “hi guys do any of you like me still or do you sigh and close the app whenever i show up on your tl” and worries about self-image in “i lowkirkenuinely wnat to dress lolita sometimes maybe but im a trans man and also im fat people are going to call me a femboy”. Welcome to the Black Parade captures that mix of gallows humor, big feelings, and stubborn survival that runs through their timeline.
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