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Sideshow Bob is an erudite, cultured character who often expresses disdain for the masses and a nostalgic, conservative outlook, mirroring the user's mix of philosophical interests and misanthropic commentary. The user writes, "It is my God given right to enjoy a smoke" and "Bring back smoking inside movie theaters and I'll be going back to watching films when they release at the cinema", echoing Bob's disdain for modern regulation and his old‑world sensibilities. Their self‑identification as a "Hegelian Idealist" and comments like "I sometimes come across beautiful artworks and regret that I quit making art" reflect Bob's love of high culture and the arts. The user's hostile statements such as "I hate humans so much" and "I hate kids" parallel Bob's long‑standing hatred for the general public and especially for Bart. Together, these traits align best with Sideshow Bob's intellectual yet contemptuous personality.

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The user shows strong extraverted behavior by constantly interacting with other users and quoting tweets, e.g., "It's the Leblanc rework [picture] [quoted tweet]" and "I'm in such a good mood right now. This day was almost perfect." Their focus on abstract ideas and speculative commentary, such as "Hegelian Idealist" and "I know for a fact season four of the witcher is gonna be complete and utter dogshit," indicates a preference for intuition (N). They often employ logical analysis and critique, for instance "I really don't understand the point of this comparison, both are amazing games that excel at different things," reflecting a thinking (T) style. Finally, their spontaneous reactions to trending topics, like "yoooooo they announced diablo IV lest fucking go" and "I'm getting some new MTG singles this Saturday for a new commander deck," reveal a perceiving (P) orientation.

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Philosophy & gaming nerd, MTG collector (lost my Questing Beast, now on a quest to replace it), Old Norse student, occasional smoker, RO/EN/DE speaker.– @leg0_weed

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The Smoldering Idealist is a smoky, bitter cocktail that echoes the user’s love of smoking and philosophical depth. The base of smoked Scotch represents the tweet "It is my God given right to enjoy a smoke" and the desire to bring smoking back into public spaces. Aquavit nods to their study of Old Norse and the Norse mythology that underlies their name. Campari adds a bitter edge, mirroring their sharp critiques like "Worst state of play I've seen holy shit" and their disdain for mainstream trends. Ginger beer provides a fizz of chaotic energy, reminiscent of their gaming rants and love for "Man, The Banshees of Inisherin has to be one of the best films to come out this year." The final dash of espresso gives a dark, introspective finish, reflecting their Hegelian idealism and late‑night musings.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s bio and tweets show a strong focus on philosophy, linguistics, and critical analysis, hallmarks of Ravenclaw’s love of learning. For example, they write, "I despise r/antinatalism. The philosophy of antinatalism contains some thought‑provoking concepts and many of its arguments are valid," indicating a nuanced engagement with complex ideas. Their critique of shallow arguments, as seen in "The comments under this tweet are so incredibly dumb… it's one of the most braindead takes I've seen," demonstrates an intellectual rigor valued by Ravenclaw. They also express artistic appreciation, noting "Man, The Banshees of Inisherin has to be one of the best films to come out this year. Actually a masterpiece," reflecting a taste for depth and insight. Overall, the emphasis on thoughtful discussion, learning, and appreciation of art aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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Rage Against the Machine’s “Killing in the Name” captures the user’s defiant, anti‑authoritarian stance. The chorus “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” mirrors the tweet “It is my God given right to enjoy a smoke. What is this devilish 1984 law” and the repeated references to “1984” and oppressive regulations. Their repeated declarations such as “I hate humans so much” and “this is just like 1984” show a deep frustration with authority that the song’s angry riffs and lyrics about police and power echo. The line “Some of those that work forces are the same that…” resonates with the user’s criticism of modern institutions, like the “views update might be the worst thing twitter ever did.” Finally, the song’s raw aggression fits the user’s frequent profanity‑laden tweets about gaming, politics, and social media.

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