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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious, passionate about niche interests, and often overwhelmed by the world. They jump between intense fixations on media and learning, like listing their yearly obsessions with anime, astronomy, literature, and paleontology in “My main interests this year Jan jjk Fev jjk Mar death note Apr death note e mangás no geral May astronomia, nana e shaun o carneiro Jun astronomia, literatura e Sonic Jul literatura e paleontologia Aug bllk Sep bllk Oct bllk Nov bllk,aot Dec bllk, aot e haikyuu”, which feels very Lisa-like in its nerdy, self-aware cataloguing. They complain about health problems and sensory issues in a humorous but exhausted way, as in “depois de passar a semana passada inteira torando um potao de paçoca lembrei que to pré diabetica” and “quando voce tem sensibilidade auditiva e um filhodaputa decide que vai falar gritando no seu ouvido”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to suffer quietly in a chaotic environment. Their frustration with other people’s lack of basic reading or understanding, like “tenho ranço de quando uma informação ta escancarada num video e tem uma pessoa nos comentários perguntando sobre seu porra é só você ler”, also fits Lisa’s exasperated intellectual vibe. At the same time, they show creativity and emotional intensity through fandom, headcanons and AUs in “quando eu já suguei tudo de uma obra entao eu tenho que viver de headcanons e au's”, much like Lisa throwing herself into books, causes, and art when reality is disappointing.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Introverted than extroverted: they enjoy solitary media consumption and online fandom life, like living off “headcanons and au’s” once they’ve exhausted a work — “quando eu já suguei tudo de uma obra entao eu tenho que viver de headcanons e au's” — and often focus on their own health, sleep and small daily mishaps instead of social events, e.g. “dormi as 18:00 e acordei agora pqp” and “to em ressaca literaria desde 2023”. Their interests and language show strong Intuition (N): they’re obsessed with fictional characters and ships, headcanons and symbolism rather than just surface-level facts, like “eu i o kenma somos meio twins, ele é intp, eu tambem” and the long list of yearly rotating hyperfixations in “My main interests this year Jan jjk Fev jjk Mar death note ...”. They read as strongly Feeling (F): they react intensely and emotionally to everything — anger at noisy people or gore on the timeline “quem ta colocando esse gore na minha tml vou chorar o que é isso”, love and protectiveness over characters like Kirara or Maki in “kirara linda maravilhosa te amamos” and “A MAKI SGSUABAJSJSJ”. Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently forget or leave things to the last minute — not being enrolled when others talk about school “to vendo o povo falar q dia volta as aulas deles e pqp eu nem matrículada to” and forgetting their grandma’s birthday so they must improvise a cake “pqp esqueci do aniversário da minha vó, terei que fazer um bolo pra ela pra recompensar a minha imbecilidade”. Altogether, an imaginative, fandom-driven inner world (N), emotionally charged reactions (F), inward focus (I), and loose, spontaneous approach to life (P) align best with INFP.

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Sae | 18 | INTP reader & anime nerd who once took the wrong bus to nowhere, still made it home with book recs and a new headcanon. she/her– @lehxsy

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This cocktail starts with a green grape & banana caipirinha base, because they’re always snacking and hyping food like “banana, creme de leite i açúcar é muito bom pqp” and proudly offering “fiz bombom de uva na travessa quem quer”, all while joking about being “pré diabetica”. The sparkling guaraná soda captures their wired, chronically-tired energy, from sleeping at weird hours like “dormi as 18:00 e acordei agora pqp” to wanting to hibernate in “eu posso dormir 8 horas que eu ainda continuo com sono”. A splash of bitter herbal liqueur stands for their constant mini-rants and suffering—whether it’s “vai se foder tudo que causa esse calor de merda aqui no interior do Paraná” or “começo o ano com dor de dente vsfd” in this tweet. The lime and passion fruit syrup reflect their intense hyperfixations and passion for anime and manga, from marathoning Haikyuu in “torei a primeira temporada de haikyuu tudo hoje pqp” to living on “headcanons and au’s” like this confession. Finally, the sugar rim with chili flakes symbolizes how they’re sweet but also a little unhinged and sharp-tongued—perfectly summed up by chaotic lines like “estarei enfiando os fogos no meu rabo como protesto” and gleefully cheering on anime beatdowns in “mata esse fdp”.

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They show a strong pattern of curiosity and love of learning across very different topics. They track their interests over the year in a very self-analytical way, listing shifts from Jujutsu Kaisen to Death Note, astronomy, literature, paleontology, and sports anime in “My main interests this year Jan jjk Fev jjk Mar death note Apr death note e mangás no geral May astronomia, nana e shaun o carneiro Jun astronomia, literatura e Sonic Jul literatura e paleontologia Aug bllk Sep bllk Oct bllk Nov bllk,aot Dec bllk, aot e haikyuu”, which fits Ravenclaw’s reflective and intellectual nature. Their enjoyment of meta material like “tava lendo o how to read de death note e descobri que o L luta capoeira” shows interest not just in stories but in extra information and trivia around them, a very Ravenclaw trait. They are also intensely fannish in a cerebral way, saying “quando eu já suguei tudo de uma obra entao eu tenho que viver de headcanons e au's”, which reflects imaginative extrapolation and creative worldbuilding rather than simple passive consumption. Even their complaints hint at intellectual frustration, like their annoyance at people ignoring obvious information in videos in “tenho ranço de quando uma informação ta escancarada num video e tem uma pessoa nos comentários perguntando sobre seu porra é só você ler”, echoing Ravenclaw’s value for attentiveness and reading. Overall, the breadth of interests, love of details and meta, and creative engagement with media point most strongly to Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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A song that fits them well is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because it captures that mix of nerdy passion, social awkwardness, and humor they show on the timeline. They constantly live off fiction and fandom, like when they say they have to live on headcanons and AUs after finishing a work “quando eu já suguei tudo de uma obra entao eu tenho que viver de headcanons e au's”, and binge entire seasons in one go “torei a primeira temporada de haikyuu tudo hoje pqp”. The song’s vibe of being a slightly chaotic, chronically online misfit matches their complaints about everyday life and health, like “meudeus nao aguento mais meu olho ardendo de tabto coçar vou arrancar meu globo ocular” and “meudeus eu posso dormir 8 horas que eu ainda continuo com sono e com preguiça, acho que eu deveria hibernar de vez”. Their intense anime/gaming interests and shipping brainrot “os kagehina omg” and “amanhã tem ep novo de jjk hihiih” also mirror the song’s focus on having a whole inner world that other people don’t really get. Overall, Teenage Dirtbag fits their sarcastic, self-deprecating, fannish, and slightly dramatic energy extremely well.

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