Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for Taehyung and idols, e.g. longing and admiration in tweets like “tão chato ficar aqui sem ter nada do taehyung” and “inveja queria eu ficar de mãos dadas com o taehyung”.
- Engaged cinephile: Clearly invested in films, mentioning 10DANCE in bio and celebrating watching new movies in “assisti 8 filmes NOVOS em janeiro e acho que já é um avanço”.
- Affectionate tone: Uses warm, tender language like “amorzinho meu”, “homem fofo”, and “lindoooo”.
- Creative thinker: Enjoys imagining alternate stories and dynamics, as in “a graça é inventar história de casais c potenciais e que queríamos q fossem algo”.
- Justice-oriented: Shows strong concern for animal cruelty and accountability in “queremos é vídeo da tortura deles também”, focusing on the dog’s suffering.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh expression: Anger can come out extremely aggressively, as seen in the call for seeing abusers’ torture in “queremos é vídeo da tortura deles também”.
- Cynical judgment: Describes others’ hardship narratives dismissively in “viviam de miojo e num muquifo velho pq era conivente com a narrativa de coitados q eles queriam passar kkk”.
- Comparative envy: Frequently frames situations through envy, as in “inveja queria eu ficar de mãos dadas com o taehyung” and “inveja”.
- Self-deprecating: Describes their own life negatively when comparing to idols, e.g. “vida patética de quem fica espumando sobre ele”.
- Obsessive focus: Timeline is dominated by Taehyung-related longing and content such as “saudades do taehyung” and “tão chato ficar aqui sem ter nada do taehyung”, suggesting narrow emotional focus.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is passionate, introspective, and deeply moved by the things she loves. The way they obsess over media and art—like mentioning watching many new films and calling one a “grande filme” in “grande filme”—reflects Lisa’s cinephile, artsy, and thoughtful side. Their emotional investment in music and idols, such as longing to see someone live in “outubro chega logo preciso ouvir esse homem ao vivo” and missing Taehyung in “saudades do taehyung”, mirrors Lisa’s intense attachments to her favorite artists and causes. They show a strong sense of justice and anger at cruelty, like demanding accountability in “queremos é vídeo da tortura deles também”, which aligns with Lisa’s moral outrage and activism. At the same time, their romantic and slightly dramatic fandom—wanting to hold Taehyung’s hand in “inveja queria eu ficar de mãos dadas com o taehyung” and enjoying invented stories about couples in “a graça é inventar história de casais c potenciais”—captures Lisa’s imaginative, sensitive, and sometimes yearning inner life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets center on media, shipping, and inner feelings rather than social activities, and even their envy is framed parasocially, like wanting to hold Taehyung’s hand in “inveja queria eu ficar de mãos dadas com o taehyung” rather than describing their own social life. Their focus on imagination, fiction, and possibilities suggests intuition (N), especially in “sou contra fic de casais canon pois a graça é inventar história de casais c potenciais e que queríamos q fossem algo”, where they explicitly value hypothetical narratives over concrete, canon reality. They show a strong feeling (F) orientation through moral and emotional reactions, like their anger toward animal abusers in “se eles estão amedrontados imagina o cachorro que não conseguiu nem se defender da crueldade q eles fizeram” and their tender affection for idols in “vid a patética de quem fica espumando sobre ele… é um ANJO”. Their lifestyle appears more perceiving (P) than judging: they casually note watching “8 new films” as an unstructured personal milestone in “assisti 8 filmes NOVOS em janeiro e acho que já é um avanço” and express desires (“ainda esperando a performance deles juntos” in this tweet) without clear plans or rigid expectations. The combination of introspective fandom, idealized relationships, emotional intensity, and flexible, day-to-day flow aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You watched 8 new movies in January… should we make number 9 our first date and then rewatch it until it becomes our ‘canon couple’ storyline?
- You’re ‘against fic of canon couples’ but totally into ships with potential — so, hypothetically, if I were a barely-teased side character in your life, would you at least consider writing us a slow-burn?
- You’re counting the days till October to hear ‘that man’ live, and I’m here counting the seconds till I can hear you rant about Taehyung and 10DANCE over ramen that is NOT ‘miojo in a muquifo.’
- If missing Taehyung hurts this much, imagine how dangerous it’d be if you started missing me too — we might have to schedule regular dates just as emotional damage control.
- You say it’s ‘so boring here without Taehyung,’ but I volunteer as the temporary stand‑in: I can’t sing like him, but I can hold your hand, hype your film taste, and pretend your cheeks are not the cutest thing I’ve seen all week.
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Your new Twitter bio
Film logkeeper, Taehyung enthusiast & 10DANCE countdown manager. Once watched 8 new movies in a month and called it ‘personal growth’.– @lejazzdv
Your signature cocktail
Taehyung’s Pathetic Plant Dad Fizz
This cocktail is light but emotionally loaded, like someone who says they’re living a “vida patética de quem fica espumando sobre ele” while also calling him an “ANJO” in the same breath “vida patética de quem fica espumando sobre ele enquanto ele tá ocupado demais e ainda sim resolveu virar pai de planta e aparecer pra postar pq tá sumido é um ANJO 🫂”. Soju with green tea nods to their K-pop/Taehyung obsession and soft, slightly melancholic stan energy in tweets like “tão chato ficar aqui sem ter nada do taehyung” and “saudades do taehyung”. Lychee liqueur brings a floral sweetness for all the tender “lindoooo” and “amorzinho meu” moments scattered through their timeline “lindoooo”, “amorzinho meu”. Passion fruit juice adds tropical drama and intensity, fitting someone who wants to hold Taehyung’s hand and is very honest about their envy “inveja queria eu ficar de mãos dadas com o taehyung”, “inveja”. A dash of saline solution gives it a slightly salty edge, representing their sharp takes on narratives and cruelty, like when they call out performative victimhood and demand justice for a mistreated dog “aí sim eles viviam de miojo e num muquifo velho pq era conivente com a narrativa de coitados q eles queriam passar kkk ah pelo amor”, “queremos é vídeo da tortura deles também”. Finally, sparkling yuzu soda makes it bright, fizzy, and a little experimental, matching someone who proudly watches 8 new films in January and loves inventing non-canon romances because “a graça é inventar história de casais c potenciais” “assisti 8 filmes NOVOS em janeiro e acho que já é um avanço”, “sou contra fic de casais canon pois a graça é inventar história de casais c potenciais e que queríamos q fossem algo e thats it”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user’s house leans Hufflepuff because of their strong emotional loyalty and protectiveness toward the people and things they care about. Their repeated affection and gentle adoration for Taehyung, e.g. calling him “amorzinho meu” in “amorzinho meu” and lamenting “tão chato ficar aqui sem ter nada do taehyung” in “tão chato ficar aqui sem ter nada do taehyung”, shows a deeply loyal, soft-centered nature typical of Hufflepuff. At the same time, they are very fairness- and justice-oriented: when reacting to animal cruelty they demand accountability, saying “se eles estão amedrontados imagina o cachorro que não conseguiu nem se defender da crueldade q eles fizeram queremos é vídeo da tortura deles também” in this tweet, which reflects a visceral sense of protection for the vulnerable. Their defense of Taehyung against online negativity—“vida patética de quem fica espumando sobre ele enquanto ele tá ocupado demais… é um ANJO” in this tweet—further underscores their loyalty and fairness-focused mindset. While there are flashes of sharpness and passion that could superficially suggest another house, the core pattern is dedication, emotional constancy, and a strong drive for fair treatment, all of which align most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Love Story - Taylor Swift
The song Love Story fits them because they’re clearly a romantic who loves to imagine and project narratives onto the couples and characters they follow, even when it’s not canon, like when they say they’re “against fic de casais canon” and prefer to invent stories about couples with potential “sou contra fic de casais canon pois a graça é inventar história de casais c potenciais e que queríamos q fossem algo e thats it”. That same dreamy sensibility shows up in their longing for performances and interactions between idols, as in “ainda esperando a performance deles juntos 💭”. Their affectionate obsession with Taehyung, seen in tweets like “tão chato ficar aqui sem ter nada do taehyung” and “inveja queria eu ficar de mãos dadas com o taehyung”, mirrors the yearning and idealized romance at the heart of the song. Even when they call him “an angel” while defending him from haters “vida patética de quem fica espumando sobre ele… é um ANJO 🫂”, it matches the fairytale devotion and loyalty in Love Story. Overall, the combination of fanfiction-style imagination, romantic longing, and idealized love aligns strongly with the themes and mood of this song.
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