Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: They post constantly about Falsettos and related media, e.g. “me trying to somehow make everything in my life a falsettos reference” and “falsettoland”.
- Affectionate: They openly express care for friends and oomfs, like “Daphne u are so dear to me”, and celebrate their followers in “TY GUYS FOR 100 FOLLOWERS YOURE ALL SO SWEET”.
- Humorous: They use jokes and memes to frame thoughts, such as “You’re the fal of the settos” and parody tweets like “Marvin falsettos donates $100,000 to the LGBTQ community. ‘I’m sorry.’”.
- Engaging: They actively invite interaction, asking for AUs, headcanons, and fic recs, e.g. “hm i love aus tell me ur guys’ falsettos aus pls” and “plspls leave falsettos hcs in replies i love reading those”.
- Socially-aware: They call out racism and support queer identities, as in “people being racist in my falsettoland about the two spirit identity post kill yourself” and liking trans headcanons like “i love the hc that jason is a trans boy”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: They use extreme phrases like “let’s all just kill ourselves” and “kill yourself”, which can be harmful or alienating even when meant hyperbolically.
- Self-deprecating: They describe themselves negatively or as unstable, e.g. “this tweet got out of the circle im scared” and “this is how it feels when your irls also like falsettos but aren’t insane about it so you just look insane”.
- Sleep-deprived: They repeatedly mention staying up until 4am, such as “going to sleeepp since it’s almost 4 am” and “i’m going to sleep now it’s 4 am”, suggesting poor sleep habits.
- Emotionally-intense: They express strong distress and overwhelm, like “feeling so freaked up rn resisting myself from tweeting things” and “‘you’re not depressed you’re faking it’ yeah??? then what’s this huh”.
- Sex-focused: They often make explicit or strongly sexual comments, such as “doctors weren’t lying when they said testosterone makes u more horny” and “cborles voice in now (it’s just the gas) makes me nut”, which might be off-putting to some audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: intense, hyper-focused on a niche interest, emotionally expressive, and clearly smart and reflective under a layer of shitposting. Their obsessive deep dive into Falsettos—from analysis like “i love the detail in thrill of first love that in whizzvin petty arguments (9&10 months) etc marvin always gets the last word” to meta questions like “so how do we think cordelia and charlotte grieved marvin”—mirrors Lisa’s tendency to fixate on literature, music, and moral themes. Like Lisa’s mix of precociousness and angst, they oscillate between humor and genuine distress, as in “you’re not depressed you’re faking it” yeah??? then what’s this huh and the darkly comic “let’s all just kill ourselves”. Their social awareness and strong reactions to injustice, such as “people being racist in my falsettoland about the two spirit identity post kill yourself”, parallel Lisa’s activism and moral outrage. At the same time, their dorky online affection for their fandom and oomfs—seen in “plspls leave falsettos hcs in replies i love reading those” and “TY GUYS FOR 100 FOLLOWERS YOURE ALL SO SWEET”—feels very in line with Lisa’s earnest desire to connect over the things she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most posts are about solitary fandom consumption (watching Falsettos, Some Like It Hot, scrolling alone) and online parasocial bonds rather than offline parties, e.g. “going to watch some like it hot tomorrow cuz i’m home from school” and repeatedly saying goodnight/goodmorning to oomfs like a small close circle in “going to sleeepp since it’s almost 4 am foonigdht oomfs 😴😴😴😴😴”. They are clearly Intuition-oriented, constantly spinning AUs, headcanons, and hypotheticals rather than concrete facts, like “hm i love aus tell me ur guys’ falsettos aus pls” and speculative character psychology in “so how do we think cordelia and charlotte grieved marvin”. Their tone is heavily Feeling: emotional intensity, empathy for marginalized identities, and strong value judgments show up in tweets like “people being racist in my falsettoland about the two spirit identity post kill yourself” and their affection for characters, e.g. “Daphne u are so dear to me”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they post impulsively about hunger, boredom, and late-night scrolling (“im hungrybbut theres no snacks”, “i’m lowk spam posting rn sorry oomfs”) and change usernames/pfps on a whim (“don’t mind the username change i was getting annoyed with the gardens part”). Taken together—introverted fandom immersion, imaginative and interpretive focus, emotionally driven reactions, and spontaneous posting—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said modern AU Marvin would post minion memes on Facebook—if we were in that AU, I’d be the one in your DMs commenting “tight-knit family goals” under every post.
- You’re out here begging for Falsettos AUs and whizzvin fic recs—how about an AU where we watch the proshot together, and the only thing more unhinged than Marvin is us pausing every five seconds to yell about Christian Borle?
- You keep saying you’re turning every life situation into a Falsettos reference; if we dated, would you call it ‘Thrill of First Love (Lenivysbff Remix)’ or should I come up with something that sounds less like Mendel named it?
- You needing a red zip-up hoodie to reach your full Marvin potential is cute, but I think you’re already in Peak Falsettoland Era—now all you’re missing is a Whizzer to look at the way you look at that ‘cborles voice in Now (it’s just the gas) makes me nut’ clip.
- You said doctors weren’t lying when they said testosterone makes you more horny, but I’m starting to think it’s just the combination of Christian Borle edits and my potential sitting right in front of you. Want to run a little… empirical study together?
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Falsettos analyst & musical enthusiast. Once paused a proshot just to dissect one line delivery. Here for overthinking characters, not spoilers.– @Lenivysbff
Your signature cocktail
Bottoms Up, Falsettoland Fizz
Vodka with a splash of espresso captures the chaotic, sleep-deprived timeline of being up at 4 a.m., like when they said “going to sleeepp since it’s almost 4 am foonigdht oomfs 😴😴😴😴😴”. Cherry liqueur brings in the sweet but angsty musical-romantic core, fitting for someone who tweets things like “Whizzer being Marvin’s first and only person he ever truly romantically loved”. Neon green melon liqueur nods to their loud, meme-y aesthetic and caps-lock moments like “NEON GREEN!”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright and playful despite the dark humor, echoing the way they can go from “HOMOSEXUALSSS” to joking death hyperbole and still feel like a fun mutual. The edible glitter rim represents the fandom sparkle and theatrical flair of a self-proclaimed “musical enjoyer,” as seen when they obsess over Falsettos details like “Marvin singing ‘I want it all’ in tight knit family while only looking at whizzer and only holding eye contact with him they make me sick”. This cocktail is strong, chaotic, a little bitter-sweet, and very extra—just like someone tweeting “so glad more people are posting about bottom marvin keep this going”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently display a brash, emotionally intense style that aligns most with Gryffindor’s impulsive courage and tendency to loudly stand up for what they believe in. For instance, they react to racism very directly and confrontationally in “people being racist in my falsettoland about the two spirit identity post kill yourself”, which shows a strong, if blunt, instinct to defend marginalized identities rather than staying quiet. Their humor is often reckless and dramatic, like “let’s all just kill ourselves” and the mock obituary “Marvin Gardens Shady Facts has been found dead at 12:47 AM. The suspected culprit Timely ChristianBore lyrics will be taken into custody asap”, reflecting a flair for theatrical extremes and emotional exaggeration typical of Gryffindors. They repeatedly throw themselves into their fandom passions without restraint—“i’m lowk spam posting rn sorry oomfs” in this tweet and their constant Falsettos analysis—showing boldness and a willingness to be perceived as “insane” about what they love, as they say in “this is how it feels when your irls also like falsettos but aren’t insane about it so you just look insane”. While they have some analytical moments and a clear capacity for loyalty to oomfs, the dominant traits are emotional intensity, direct confrontation, and dramatic impulsiveness, which fit Gryffindor more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Falsettoland (Reprise) - William Finn (from *Falsettos*)
Their whole online presence orbits Falsettos and Marvin/Whizzer, from naming themselves “Marvin Falsettos Shady Facts” to posts like “me trying to somehow make everything in my life a falsettos reference” and “falsettoland”. Falsettoland (Reprise) captures the emotional devastation and obsessive attachment they clearly feel, reflected in tweets like “Marvin breaking down during falsettoland reprise is actually the worst thing ever the way he sobs somebody kill me” and “this is how it feels watching a day in falsettoland knowing how miserable everything is about to get”. The song’s blend of dark humor and tragedy mirrors their tone, where dramatic, joking despair appears in posts like “let’s all just kill ourselves” and “people being racist in my falsettoland about the two spirit identity post kill yourself”. Their intense whizzvin focus and emotional investment in Marvin—seen in tweets such as “Whizzer being Marvin’s first and only person he ever truly romantically loved”—match the song’s themes of love, loss, and found family. Overall, Falsettoland (Reprise) is the musical and emotional core of the show they’re obsessed with, and it reflects their dramatic, fandom-heavy, and bittersweet posting style.
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