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This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: irreverent, mischievous, and always chasing a laugh even when the joke is dark or self-deprecating. Like Bart’s edgy prankster vibe, they mix offensive/ironic humor and mock outrage, for example calling themselves a “jobless fucking chud” while making Ye edits and comps in “Since I’m a jobless fucking chud i spent today making Ye comps…” and joking about being an “unlovable chud” in “Had two meals today im such a fat fucking chud no foid will ever want me”. They frequently troll cultural figures and discourse in a very Bart-like way, e.g. mocking activism and online drama in “Might be the most 2026 activist ever” and clowning music nerds in “Anyone else remember when they was saying outkast would beat clipse in a versus 😂😂😂”. Underneath the edginess there’s still real enthusiasm and fandom—like Bart’s sincere love for Krusty or Itchy & Scratchy—shown in their excitement about Ye shows in “YE SHOW HERE I COME” and detailed zombies/gaming posts such as “Cod zombies devs had 5 games with takeo and STILL didn’t make him a good character…”. The blend of juvenile humor, boundary-pushing jokes, and genuine passion fits Bart far better than the more earnest or straight-laced main characters.

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They come off as socially detached, self-deprecating, and more online than outwardly social, suggesting Introversion: they often joke about being a “jobless chud” and unlovable loner, e.g. “Since I’m a jobless fucking chud i spent today making Ye comps…” and “Had two meals today im such a fat fucking chud no foid will ever want me”, which implies a mostly solitary, screen-based life. Their humor and interests show a strong pattern of abstraction and pattern-recognition rather than concrete, sensory focus, indicating Intuition: they play with meta-jokes and ideological memes like “The goyim have found israelgpt, now there is no hope.” and reframe Animal Farm conceptually as “Goyim farm”. They are highly blunt, analytical, and often cruel in their judgments, favoring detached critique over harmony, which aligns with Thinking: for example “Mr. ‘Ngger fggot’ trying to act morally superior is hilarious…” and “‘Cute but overweight’ is contradictory and if a fat is sending you selfies you should block them” show a cold, logic-over-empathy style. Their life and interests appear unstructured, reactive, and driven by momentary obsessions rather than long-term planning, fitting Perceiving: they binge games and media on a whim (“Spent an hour getting the wind staff upgraded and then downed in the crazy place…”, “Bro fuck origins so much, i keep spending like 30 minutes trying to get the fucking rng staffs…”) and impulsively rant about whatever is on the timeline. Overall their mix of detached, dark humor, abstract ideological riffs, and disorganized lifestyle is most consistent with INTP.

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Irish Ye & Clipse nerd, COD Zombies enjoyer, once spent a whole day making Kanye comps instead of job hunting. Opinions, jokes & tour wishlists only.– @lennonali02

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The Outer Heaven Slop Sour starts with Irish whiskey for the self-aware Irish posting and food takes, like when they said “I like how most Irish people aren’t fat and yet they’re dead set on the fact that Irish genes are the problem, no bro you just EAT LIKE SHIT”. An espresso shot captures their permanently-online, hyperactive media brain that jumps from Kanye leaks to Call of Duty zombies to Metal Gear, as in “Since I’m a jobless fucking chud i spent today making Ye comps…”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp bitterness that mirrors their harsh, often darkly comic takes on activism and internet culture, like “Might be the most 2026 activist ever”. Chilli-infused honey syrup reflects the mix of sting and sweetness in their humour and self‑deprecation, seen in “Had two meals today im such a fat fucking chud no foid will ever want me” and their genuine excitement over music drops like “YE SHOW HERE I COME”. A sea salt rim nods to both “Outer Heaven” and their love of calling out “slop,” as in “More slop i will buy and then complain about”, grounding the chaotic mix with a briny edge that keeps the whole drink from getting too sweet or too safe.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a mix of irony, edge, and strong in‑group identity, which aligns most with Slytherin’s ambition, tribal loyalty, and willingness to use abrasive tactics. They openly fantasize about cultivating a striking political aesthetic, saying “the far right aesthetic is so appealing, i might try do that shit but like left wing style”, which reflects an image-conscious, strategy-minded approach to how they present themselves. They repeatedly lean into a self-crafted persona of the “chud” and outsider, e.g. “Since I’m a jobless fucking chud i spent today making Ye comps…” and “Had two meals today im such a fat fucking chud no foid will ever want me”, suggesting they weaponize self-deprecation as a way to maintain control over how others perceive them. Their humor is often cutting, confrontational, and status-oriented, as when they mock someone by saying “Dude you run a fucking 50 cent fan account lmao” or dismiss fat people with “‘Cute but overweight’ is contradictory and if a fat is sending you selfies you should block them”, which fits Slytherin’s sharper, less sentimental edge more than Hufflepuff’s kindness or Gryffindor’s nobility. At the same time, they show targeted loyalty and obsession toward their favorite artists and franchises, as in “YE SHOW HERE I COME” and their detailed thoughts on Ye, Pusha T, and Metal Gear, which is consistent with Slytherin’s intense devotion to chosen people and causes rather than broad, universal compassion. Overall, their strategic self-image, abrasive wit, and selective loyalty point more strongly to Slytherin than to the other houses.

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The song that best suits them is “Runaway” by Kanye West. They’re an unapologetically obsessive Ye fan, from posts like “Ye in 2025 was a hard man to love but he really was a harder man to hate” to the sheer excitement in “YE SHOW HERE I COME” and their detailed tracking of Ye’s career in “>Ye apologised… This is the most back we’ve been since December 2022 happened”. Runaway’s core themes of self‑loathing, being a ‘piece of shit’ while still craving love, and turning that into dark humor mirror their own extremely self‑deprecating style, like “Had two meals today im such a fat fucking chud no foid will ever want me” and “Spent an hour getting the wind staff upgraded… I’m such a fat unlovable chud i should just kill myself”. At the same time, they show surprising emotional awareness and passion under all the irony and edge, whether talking about Mac and Dennis in IASIP in “Season 18 needs to give Mac a power ballad…” or caring deeply about specific albums and tours like “Ye show in July Rocky show on my birthday…”. Runaway captures that mix of sarcastic defensiveness, self‑critique, and genuine feeling that runs through their entire timeline.

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