Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes, like blaming his Civic for breaking after he says “rapaziada, olha isso” in “Motor do Civic após ele ouvir eu dizendo 'rapaziada, olha isso'”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for cars, bikes, and games, e.g. dreaming of turbocharging two cars and buying a Royal Enfield in “Talvez em 2 meses eu comece a trampar das 19 às 6… Tudo isso pra conseguir turbinar os 2 carros e comprar uma Interceptor 650”.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges his own issues and past mistakes, like regretting hurting people he loved in “Queria não ter cometido tantos erros no passado que machucaram muito pessoas que me amaram.”.
- Hardworking: Considers working two shifts (overnight and morning) to fund his projects in “Talvez em 2 meses eu comece a trampar das 19 às 6 num lugar E das 6 ao meio dia em outro...”.
- Affectionate: Shows attachment to his pets and partner, like calling his cat “Gata chata, não deixa eu fazer carinho nela” in “Gata chata, não deixa eu fazer carinho nela” and celebrating being in a relationship in “Oficialmente estou comprometido novamente”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Openly wishes death on others, e.g. reacting to a budget tweet with “NAMORAL ESPERO QUE M0RR4” in “E eu achando que EU gastava dinheiro atoa pqp... NAMORAL ESPERO QUE M0RR4”.
- Disrespectful: Uses dehumanizing language toward groups, calling northerners and northeasterners “ESSES ANIMAIS” and saying “POR MIM QUE M0RR4M” in “OS CORREIOS PRECISAM URGENTEMENTE SER PRIVATIZADOS 'ain mas o nortista e o nordestino' CAGUEI PRA ESSES ANIMAIS, POR MIM QUE M0RR4M”.
- Aggressive: Frequently uses violent fantasies as reactions, such as saying “Ambos deviam ter pena de m0rt3 sinceramente” in “Ambos deviam ter pena de m0rt3 sinceramente”.
- Sex‑obsessed: Talks about extreme libido and sexual urges in explicit ways, for example “MANO MEU TESAO É INFINITO MANO TO EXPLODINDO DE TESAO” in “MANO MEU TESAO É INFINITO MANO TO EXPLODINDO DE TESAO ISSO NÃO EXISTE” and linking Bayonetta to sex with his partner in “Não consigo jogar Bayonetta sem querer enfiar fundo na minha mulher.”.
- Insensitive: Makes harsh comments about mental health and suicide, like saying “Namoral, só resta o sui...io pra um mano desse” in “Namoral, só resta o sui...io pra um mano desse, olha a lata do maluco e olha os papo” and calling another person a “bosta” after their death in “Rapaziada, papo real aqui... morreu igual ao bosta que sempre foi”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The profile fits Homer Simpson best: impulsive, crude, often angry at the world, but also oddly sentimental and obsessed with simple pleasures like cars, sex, and comfort. Like Homer ranting about everything from work to politics, this user flies off the handle about money, regions, and institutions, for example saying “OS CORREIOS PRECISAM URGENTEMENTE SER PRIVATIZADOS 'ain mas o nortista e o nordestino' CAGUEI PRA ESSES ANIMAIS, POR MIM QUE M0RR4M” and “EU ODEIO O BOSTIL MESMO QUERO MPRAR NUM PAÍS QUE PRESTA”. His horny, exaggerated side also screams Homer, with posts like “MANO MEU TESAO É INFINITO MANO TO EXPLODINDO DE TESAO ISSO NÃO EXISTE” and “Não consigo jogar Bayonetta sem querer enfiar fundo na minha mulher.”. At the same time, there’s a buried emotional core and regret about past mistakes, such as “Queria não ter cometido tantos erros no passado que machucaram muito pessoas que me amaram.”, mirroring Homer’s occasional self-awareness and guilt. The obsession with his cars and chaotic mechanical projects – like “Dia 16 completou 1 ano que comprei o Chevette Foto dele no dia da compra vs hoje” and “Hoje esse chevette me destruiu Não achei que seria tao dificil trocar uma mola” – also parallels Homer’s love for his beaten-up vehicles and disastrous schemes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of direct replies/quote tweets and public venting, often addressing a generic audience as “rapaziada,” e.g. “Rapaziada, sabem me dizer se a Mansão Maromba ta na bolsa?” and openly sharing intense sexual and emotional states like “MANO MEU TESAO É INFINITO MANO TO EXPLODINDO DE TESAO”. They are strongly Sensing: obsessed with tangible, physical things—cars, bikes, money, work hours, heat, hardware prices—such as “400 REAIS UMA BATERIA PRO CHEVETTE VTNC” and the plan to work multiple shifts to “turbinar os 2 carros e comprar uma Interceptor 650” in this tweet. The tone is clearly Thinking: blunt, confrontational, and often cruelly logical in judgments (e.g. attacking incels and people he despises) as in “Rapaziada, papo real aqui, sem personagem... Não sejam incels como esse cabaço de merda aqui” and “OS CORREIOS PRECISAM URGENTEMENTE SER PRIVATIZADOS ... CAGUEI PRA ESSES ANIMAIS”. He appears more Perceiving than Judging: finances, work, and projects are approached impulsively and opportunistically (e.g. “To pensando mesmo em financiar uma motokkkkk” and “Talvez em 2 meses eu comece a trampar das 19 às 6 num lugar e das 6 ao meio dia em outro...”), with frequent complaints about things breaking and money disappearing rather than structured long‑term planning. Overall, the combination of high-energy social expression, focus on sensory experiences (speed, sex, heat, machines), pragmatic/harsh logic, and spontaneous risk-taking fits ESTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your love for Bayonetta makes you want to go home and go wild, imagine what would happen if we played co‑op together first.
- You said every 3DS is more expensive than a Switch — good thing my heart comes backwards‑compatible with Civics, Chevettes, and one very specific autist from ‘Somewhere…’
- You’re out there working two shifts just to turbo both cars and buy an Interceptor 650… if you put even half desse esforço em nós dois, we’d be more tuned than your Civic after a ‘rapaziada, olha isso’.
- You hate France, quer que o Bostil seja invadido, xinga os Correios, but still posts pics of your cat and regrets hurting people who loved you — I’m not saying you’re my perfect red flag combo, but I’d absolutely finance this emotional Royal Enfield.
- You promise to be ‘less extremist’ and then casually say some folks deserve a pena de morte — how about we start your redemption arc with something radical like: one hug (since 2019 tá em atraso) and a lap around the block in the Chevette?
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Car enthusiast with a Civic, a Chevette, and endless repair bills. Once bought suspension parts before groceries and still thinks it was the right call.– @leonardo320b
Your signature cocktail
Chevette High-Boost Libido Fuel
This cocktail is strong and chaotic like a Chevette aquaplaning, echoing his love for old Brazilian cars and turbo dreams in “Everybod's gangsta until the Chevette aquaplanando a 120 por hora” and “Talvez em 2 meses eu comece a trampar das 19 às 6... Tudo isso pra conseguir turbinar os 2 carros e comprar uma Interceptor 650”. The cachaça is pure Brazil and a little rough around the edges, just like his timeline full of rants such as “EU ODEIO O BOSTIL MESMO QUERO MPRAR NUM PAÍS QUE PRESTA”. The energy drink base channels his infinite drive and overwork mentality, matching the manic vibe of “MANO MEU TESAO É INFINITO MANO TO EXPLODINDO DE TESAO ISSO NÃO EXISTE”. Spicy cinnamon syrup represents his aggressive, fiery takes and extremism, later tempered by a more reflective side in “A partir de hj prometo ser menos extremista Amém”. A dash of bitters and lime cut through everything, symbolizing the mix of bitterness and regret beneath the jokes, like in “Queria não ter cometido tantos erros no passado que machucaram muito pessoas que me amaram.” and his anxious self-awareness in “Tava pensando Meu remedio de ansiedade diminui minha libido IMAGINA SE EU NÃO TOMASSE ESSA PORRA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Leo shows a very Slytherin mix of raw ambition, ruthlessness, and strong self‑interest. He openly frames overworking himself as a calculated strategy to advance his material goals, saying he might work two shifts “pra conseguir turbinar os 2 carros e comprar uma Interceptor 650” in “Talvez em 2 meses eu comece a trampar das 19 às 6 num lugar… Tudo isso pra conseguir turbinar os 2 carros e comprar uma Interceptor 650”, which is classic goal‑oriented Slytherin hustle rather than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff modesty. His attitude toward money and reputation is unapologetically pragmatic, e.g. “Sla mano, eu anunciaria tigrinho se meu perfil fosse grande O importante é eu ter dinheiro no mundo real”, showing he prioritizes advantage over ethics or image in a very Slytherin way. He’s also intensely contemptuous and exclusionary about groups he dislikes, writing about northerners and northeasterners, “CAGUEI PRA ESSES ANIMAIS, POR MIM QUE M0RR4M” in “OS CORREIOS PRECISAM URGENTEMENTE SER PRIVATIZADOS 'ain mas o nortista e o nordestino' CAGUEI PRA ESSES ANIMAIS, POR MIM QUE M0RR4M”, which aligns with Slytherin’s dark side of elitism and lack of empathy for outsiders. Even when discussing mental health and incels, his tone is harsh and contemptuous rather than compassionate, as in “Rapaziada, papo real aqui… Não sejam incels como esse cabaço de merda aqui… morreu igual ao bosta que sempre foi”, suggesting a worldview focused on strength and disdain for perceived weakness. Overall, his drive to improve his own situation, willingness to cross moral lines for gain, and sharp, combative elitism make Slytherin the best fit.
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Your song
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
The best fit is “I Hate Everything About You” by Three Days Grace, which they literally reference in their own tweet: “I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU WHY DO I LOVE YOU?”. Their timeline swings between intense anger and attachment, like when they say “Queria não ter cometido tantos erros no passado que machucaram muito pessoas que me amaram.”, mirroring the song’s theme of loving something that also causes pain. They are openly hypersexual and conflicted about it, e.g. “MANO MEU TESAO É INFINITO MANO TO EXPLODINDO DE TESAO ISSO NÃO EXISTE”, which fits the song’s raw emotional intensity. Their misanthropic and extreme posts, like “OS CORREIOS PRECISAM URGENTEMENTE SER PRIVATIZADOS … CAGUEI PRA ESSES ANIMAIS, POR MIM QUE M0RR4M”, show the same kind of volatile, all-or-nothing emotional energy that defines the track. Overall, the song captures his mix of resentment, self-awareness, and messy attachment to people and to Brazil, which he also calls “Bostil” in “EU ODEIO O BOSTIL MESMO QUERO MPRAR NUM PAÍS QUE PRESTA”.
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