Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of love, grief, and hope, like “eu ainda te amo e sinto tanta saudade de você” and “mas enfim acho que se Deus existe talvez ele tenha coisa boas pra mim :)”.
- Culturally engaged: Shows strong interest in music, films, and books, referencing Fiona Apple and Olivia Rodrigo “ouvir fiona apple e olivia rodrigo agora”, Susan Sontag “caderno verde + Susan Sontag”, and movies like Top Gun “top gun é um filme funny”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently analyzes her own life and feelings, as in “tentando descobrir o que tem de errado na minha aparencia” and planning changes in “2026 in: cabelo comprido… 2026 out: sutiã… me importar demais”.
- Affectionate: Expresses tenderness toward people and animals, like caring for her cats “to de boa com meus gatinhos com pelo menos uma pessoa que me ama” and wanting to adopt a dog “quero tanto adotar um dog”.
- Creative-minded: Uses drawing, journaling, and organizing as emotional outlets, shown in “me sinto assim organizando minha caderneta uma das melhores coisas nesse momento hard da vida” and “situação tão merda… que desenhar num caderninho enquanto ouço música feels like this”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-loathing: Speaks very harshly about herself, as in “fodase eu” and questioning her appearance in “tentando descobrir o que tem de errado na minha aparencia”.
- Suicidal ideation: Expresses explicit desire to die, for example “tomara que eu morra hoje” and “pô nem um rivotril ajuda sabe eu imploro por eutanásia”.
- Emotional overload: Describes overwhelming sadness and anxiety, like “triste muito triste tristeza sem fim” and “aqui jogando de novo … ansiedadeKKKKKKKKK”.
- Sleep instability: Mentions extreme sleep disruption and reliance on medication, as in “não durmo ha três dias” and “virada de clonazepam ê vidão”.
- Social isolation: Feels very alone and abandoned in key relationships, shown in “tô sozinha nessa” and “terapia amanhã chorar muito com o fim da minha melhor amizade”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s introspective, sensitive, and often feels emotionally out of step with everyone else, much like this user’s mix of melancholy and self-reflection in posts like “triste muito triste tristeza sem fim” and “tô sozinha nessa”. The user leans heavily into books, notebooks, and study-adjacent comforts—very Lisa-coded—seen in tweets such as “me sinto assim organizando minha caderneta uma das melhores coisas nesse momento hard da vida”, “caderno verde + Susan Sontag”, and “to crazy passando no carrinho caderno sem pauta e uns duzentos livros”. Their emotional depth and heartbreak—“eu ainda te amo e sinto tanta saudade de você” and “terapia amanhã chorar muito com o fim da minha melhor amizade”—mirror Lisa’s frequent sadness and sense of isolation. At the same time, they hold on to small sources of hope and moral grounding, echoing Lisa’s idealism, in tweets like “mas enfim acho que se Deus existe talvez ele tenha coisa boas pra mim :)” and “sou uma ótima pessoa e deus sabe do meu coração”. Their love for music and slightly niche/arty tastes—Beach House, Fiona Apple, Olivia Rodrigo, Peanuts specials—also align with Lisa’s artistic, somewhat off-mainstream personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): much of their joy and coping comes from solitary or low-key activities—organizing a notebook, drawing, listening to music, doing Sudoku—rather than loud social scenes, as seen in “situação tão merda e tão mas tão sozinha que desenhar num caderninho enquanto ouço música feels like this” and “me sinto assim organizando minha caderneta uma das melhores coisas nesse momento hard da vida”. They appear Intuitive (N) because they frame experiences through mood, symbols, and meaning rather than concrete detail, like romantic yearnings and ideal scenarios in “quando vou viver isso” and “imagina ouvir you got time and i got money amando e sendo amada”. Their posts are heavily emotional and value-centric, pointing to Feeling (F): heartbreak, longing, and moral self-assessment dominate, for example “to de boa com meus gatinhos com pelo menos uma pessoa que me ama sou uma ótima pessoa e deus sabe do meu coração” and “eu ainda te amo e sinto tanta saudade de você”. Finally, they come across as Perceiving (P) because they seem to flow with their emotions and impulses—late-night Excel, impulsive Amazon buys, and mood-based goals—rather than rigid planning, as hinted in “to crazy passando no carrinho caderno sem pauta e uns duzentos livros” and the loose, vibe-focused list in “2026 in: cabelo comprido plantas tattoo livros físicos... 2026 out: sutiã café solúvel...”. Altogether, the introspective loneliness, idealized romance, strong feelings, and flexible, mood-led lifestyle best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 2026 is the year of the horse, but I think it’s actually the year I finally shoot my shot with the biggest Peanuts nerd who watches all the Christmas shorts instead of kissing under the mistletoe.
- You, a girl who buys Susan Sontag, Excel sheets at 3 a.m., green notebooks and two hundred books on Amazon, listening to Fiona Apple and Olivia Rodrigo… be honest: are you building a curriculum or the perfect girlfriend lore?
- You tweeted ‘tô sozinha nessa’ and ‘tristeza sem fim’, but I saw the pics with your cats and your beer count for 2026… if you let me join, we can upgrade it to: ‘2026 in: long hair, tattoos, physical books, anéis, vinho e alguém que realmente te ama’—I volunteer as that last item.
- You stay up playing sudoku from the moment you wake up, surviving on café solúvel and anxiety; I stay up trying to figure out the perfect way to ask you out. Maybe we should both switch to something easier… like a date and a Bob Esponja meme marathon.
- You wrote ‘don’t look back in anger at least not today’—so how about we don’t look back at all: just Beach House on Christmas playlists, Hamnet on the screen, Blue Moon getting nominations in the background, and me next to you, proving that God did save at least one good thing for you.
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Reader of Sontag, lover of Peanuts & Beach House. Makes spreadsheets, sketches in green notebooks, and survives heartbreak with good music & cats.– @lerayonvertee
Your signature cocktail
Blue Moon Beach Heartbreak Spritz
This cocktail is equal parts soft and strong, like a night of clonazepam-fueled overthinking turned into something gentle and drinkable, echoing their vibe in “virada de clonazepam ê vidão”. The cachaça infused with chamomile stands for the anxious Brazilian soul that still looks for peace, especially when they say “mas enfim acho que se Deus existe talvez ele tenha coisa boas pra mim :)”. Cold brew coffee brings the insomnia and obsessive thinking of “não durmo ha três dias”, while passion fruit juice adds the messy, explosive feelings of “triste muito triste tristeza sem fim” and “eu ainda te amo e sinto tanta saudade de você”. The sea salt sugar rim is their longing for the beach and a bit of relief in “muito triste preciso de praia sla pra ficar um pouquinho melhor”, mixing sweetness with tears. Finally, the sparkling water with lime nods to their pop-indie sparkle—Fiona Apple, Olivia Rodrigo, Beatles biopic hype, and their cinephile/reader side in “caderno verde + Susan Sontag” and “só queria assistir hamnet meu deus”, turning all that emotional chaos into a fizzy, slightly bitter but ultimately hopeful spritz.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Rafaela shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through her love of books, ideas, and aesthetic organization. She repeatedly centers her coping and joy around reading and thinking, like when she highlights Susan Sontag alongside her notebook in “caderno verde + Susan Sontag” and proudly posts about Proust in “proust”. Her investment in stationery and studying—seen in tweets such as “me sinto assim organizando minha caderneta uma das melhores coisas nesse momento hard da vida”, “tão ansiosa que real comprei coisas na amazon mas ok livros são legais caderninho bonitinho ajuda nos estudos e abajur tava precisando”, and “to crazy passando no carrinho caderno sem pauta e uns duzentos livros”—suggests someone who finds meaning in learning and intellectual tools. She also spends downtime doing mentally engaging activities like “jogando sudoku desde que acordei”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of puzzles and mental challenges. While she is emotional and loyal to loved ones (including her cats), the most consistent throughline is how she turns to books, music, writing, and solitary thought as her primary refuge, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A song that best suits them is Liability by Lorde, because it captures that mix of self-doubt, heartbreak, and quiet resilience that runs through their timeline. They tweet about overwhelming sadness and feeling alone, like when they say “triste muito triste tristeza sem fim” and “tô sozinha nessa”, which echoes the song’s theme of feeling like too much for others. Moments of despair such as “tomara que eu morra hoje” and “pô nem um rivotril ajuda sabe eu imploro por eutanásia” mirror the song’s raw vulnerability and sense of being emotionally exhausted. At the same time, there’s a gentle insistence on their own worth and hope, like “to de boa com meus gatinhos com pelo menos uma pessoa que me ama sou uma ótima pessoa e deus sabe do meu coração” and “mas enfim acho que se Deus existe talvez ele tenha coisa boas pra mim :)”, which fits the way Liability ends with a quiet, self-affirming strength. The way they cling to music, films, and little rituals (cadernetas, Excel, Peanuts, Fiona Apple, Olivia Rodrigo) as coping mechanisms, like “situação tão merda e tão mas tão sozinha que desenhar num caderninho enquanto ouço música feels like this”, also reflects the song’s intimate, solitary atmosphere.
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