Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Deeply romantic: Constant yearning for grand gestures and love, like wanting kisses in the rain and apologies with flowers in front of her house: “um dia qro q algm saia na chuva pra vir me ver na porta da minha casa com flores como pedido de desculpas pq ai a gnt vai se beijar na chuva e vai ficar as duas c pneumonia” and “parca ninguem sabe como eh meu sonho receber um buque de flores”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares complex feelings about love, hurt, and hope, like “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem por ser tao machucada mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo entao eu sempre vou criar esperanças mesmo nao devendo” and “pra namorar cmg tem q ser obcecado cmg so pensar em mim so querer eu 24h”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows a lot of warmth and attachment to friends, declaring love when drunk and hyping mutuals: “eu amo me declarar pros meus amigos quando to bebada parece que sinto mais amor do que o normal tipo Oiiiii eu te amo muito vamos se fundir” and “gnt e essa mutual nova curtindo tds meus xeets to encantada”.
- Playful passionate: Uses humor and intensity together, like joking about being obsessed in relationships and mixing rage with affection: “pra namorar cmg vai sim baixar costar vai sim ver tarot semanal...” and “TIREM O OLHO DA MARIELA ELA EH SO MINHA SEUS DIABOS LIXOS EU VOU MTR TODOS VOCES”.
- Reflective intuitive: Thinks a lot about signals, patterns, and spirituality (tarot, baths, astrology), then decides to set clearer boundaries: “a partir de hoje cansei de ler sinais se quer algo vai ter que vir na minha cara me falar” and “meu banho d ervas hoje quando tem lua cheia e super lua... esse ano eh MEU”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense jealousy: Admits to jealousy over mutuals and romantic attention, like “agr um mico sentir ciume de mutual”, “Olhando pensando ciumando Sai de cima parca”, and “flerta c td mundo menos cmg tmnc”.
- Overidealizing love: Creates very high, cinematic expectations for relationships—rain kisses, flowers, total obsession—which can lead to disappointment, as in “qro um romance igual o deles” and “quando eu ser amada do jeito q mereço e começar a me amar acabou pra vcs”.
- Reactive anger: Often vents with strong aggressive language when upset, like “quero q vcs todos vao tomar no meio do cu de voces parca” and “meu Deus essa chata do caralho n me deixa nem mijar em paz vai tomar no CU”.
- Self-sabotaging hope: Keeps investing emotionally even when it hurts, acknowledging patterns but struggling to change them: “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem... mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo entao eu sempre vou criar esperanças mesmo nao devendo” and “chateada com algo q eu mesma imaginei na minha cabeca”.
- Lonely fixation: Frequently returns to feeling unloved or alone, focusing heavily on not having a partner or gestures of affection, like “lembrei q sou uma mulher solteira e isso me magoa” and “ninguem largaria tudo agora nesse exato momento pra vir me ver no butanta Isso me magoa”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: hyper-romantic, introspective, and emotionally intense, always thinking and feeling a lot at once. Like Lisa, they crave deep, idealized love and grand gestures, wanting someone to literally show up at their door to confess feelings, as in “a partir de hoje so vou acreditar q a pessoa me quer se ela vier na porta da minha casa falr isso na minha cara” and the rain-kiss fantasy in “um dia qro q algm saia na chuva pra vir me ver na porta da minha casa com flores como pedido de desculpas pq ai a gnt vai se beijar na chuva”. They’re very self-aware and poetic about love, saying “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande” and “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem por ser tao machucada mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo”, which fits Lisa’s mix of idealism and hurt. There’s also a strong nerdy/obsessive side—tarot, astrology, movies, music, metro facts, and romcoms—like in “pra namorar cmg vai sim baixar costar vai sim ver tarot semanal vai sim me deixar ler seu mapa astral” and “eu amo filmes de romance meu deus ninguem ama mais romcom do que eu”. Finally, they swing between tenderness and explosive ranting—“quero q vcs todos vao tomar no meio do cu de voces parca” versus “preciso tanto de um abraço que eu to aceitando até do meu pior inimigo”—which mirrors Lisa’s dramatic, emotionally charged nature when she feels misunderstood or unloved.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about going out, blocos and parties, and wanting people physically around them, e.g. their excitement about carnival and drinking in tweets like “ansiosa pra me passar na bebida no carnaval e dar pt depois” and the wish that someone would drop everything to come see them in Butantã in “ninguem largaria tudo agora nesse exato momento pra vir me ver no butanta Isso me magoa”. They show strong Intuition: they romanticize and idealize experiences (kissing in the rain, dramatic apologies with flowers, metaphors like ymbrynes and time rifts) rather than focusing on concrete facts, as in “um dia qro q algm saia na chuva pra vir me ver na porta da minha casa com flores como pedido de desculpas pq ai a gnt vai se beijar na chuva e vai ficar as duas c pneumonia” and the way they interpret songs like pov as definitions of love in “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande”. Their style is clearly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, yearning, and relationships, using emotional language and affirmations instead of logic, as in “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem por ser tao machucada mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo entao eu sempre vou criar esperanças mesmo nao devendo” and the intense devotion to friends and crushes in “pra namorar cmg tem q ser obcecado cmg so pensar em mim so querer eu 24h”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than strictly organized: they embrace spontaneity (like wanting to bake a cake at 1 a.m. without ingredients in “to megra mal qro fzr um bolo mas eh uma da manha e n tenho ingrediente”), impulsive drinking plans, and last-minute social initiatives such as asking someone to see a movie on their only day off in “preciso de alguem q va ver avatar comigo na terça meu unico dia d folga alguem de sp vai ver avatar cmg na terca feira por favor”. Put together, this emotional, romantic, impulsive, and people‑oriented style matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if loving someone feels like listening to “pov”, can I be the girl you write your own “pov + past life” combo about while we kiss in the Butantã rain and you finally get that bouquet at your door?
- You: ‘to namorar cmg vai ter que baixar costar, ver tarô semanal, mapa astral, arcano do relacionamento.’ Me: ok, but if our synastry hits, I’m also bringing flowers and “10 Coisas que Odeio em Você” for movie night, deal?
- You said you want someone to show up at your door, under heavy rain, with flowers as an apology… I don’t even need to be forgiven, I just want an excuse to be on your doorstep, soaked, kissing you into matching pneumonias.
- You’re obsessed with metro facts, Butantã supremacy, romcoms, Ariana, tarot, and butch/femme pics… statistically speaking, the chance I’m your type is higher than you finding a peaceful commute at Sé at 14:50.
- Since life isn’t a strawberry yet and you’re still seeing couples with flowers on Consolação while you’re sad, how about we fix that: I bring the bouquet, you bring your green eyes, we put on Chappell Roan and make every romcom you love jealous.
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Rom-com addict, tarot enthusiast & Butantã defender. Once got asked to unblock someone via Pix — now I just block and bake cakes at 1am.– @lesbiaeri
Your signature cocktail
Yearning in Butantã Spritz
This cocktail starts with strawberry-infused cachaça because they “wanted life to be a strawberry” “queria tanto que a vida fosse um morango”, but it’s still got that Brazilian edge and kick. Sparkling rosé captures their hopelessly romantic, romcom-loving heart that adores “10 Things I Hate About You” and confesses “nobody loves romcom more than me” “eu amo filmes de romance meu deus ninguem ama mais romcom do que eu”. Passion fruit juice brings the intense, messy, a-lot-to-feel vibe of someone who wants a lover to be obsessed and “want to merge with me down to the last cell” “pra namorar cmg tem q ser obcecado cmg… querer se fundir cmg ate a ultima celula”. Rose syrup is for the bouquets and rainy-day make-out fantasies, from “my dream to receive a bouquet of flowers” “parca ninguem sabe como eh meu sonho receber um buque de flores” to wanting someone to come kiss her in a storm “oi amor vem na minha casa qnd tiver chovendo muito p gnt se beijar assim”. Finally, a dash of bitters honors the hurt, jealousy, and dramatic caps-lock rants when love disappoints—like choosing to stop reading mixed signals and demanding people show up “at my door to say it to my face” “a partir de hoje so vou acreditar q a pessoa me quer se ela vier na porta da minha casa falr isso na minha cara”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They center love, devotion, and emotional constancy much more than glory or ambition, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They idealize a partner who is fully committed and obsessed in a mutual way, saying that to date them someone has to be all‑in: “pra namorar cmg tem q ser obcecado cmg so pensar em mim so querer eu 24h querer se fundir cmg ate a ultima celula vir na minha casa ver eu dormir” and extend that same intensity to friends, confessing how they love to drunkenly tell their friends they love them: “eu amo me declarar pros meus amigos quando to bebada parece que sinto mais amor do que o normal”. Their fixation on being loved with care and fairness, and being hurt when others don’t reciprocate, shows a Hufflepuff focus on mutual kindness and emotional honesty: “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem por ser tao machucada mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo entao eu sempre vou criar esperanças mesmo nao devendo”. They repeatedly demand straightforward, face‑to‑face communication instead of games—“a partir de hoje so vou acreditar q a pessoa me quer se ela vier na porta da minha casa falr isso na minha cara” and “a partir de hoje cansei de ler sinais se quer algo vai ter que vir na minha cara me falar”—which fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of fairness and sincerity. They also show a nurturing, romantic softness in how they talk about love and affection—loving national romantic songs, rom‑coms, and describing love as listening to Ariana Grande’s pov: “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande”—which aligns with Hufflepuff’s gentle, heart‑first nature far more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
pov - Ariana Grande
The best-fitting song is pov by Ariana Grande because they explicitly define love through it: they say “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande”. Their timeline is full of intense longing to be seen and loved in all their flaws, matching the song’s core idea of wanting to see themselves the way a lover does, like when they write “quando eu ser amada do jeito q mereço e começar a me amar acabou pra vcs ta Bbs 😌”. They also obsess over romantic symbolism—flowers, rain, dramatic apologies—shown in tweets like “um dia qro q algm saia na chuva pra vir me ver na porta da minha casa com flores como pedido de desculpas”, which fits pov’s vulnerable, cinematic love. Their yearning to be truly understood (““ate pq imagina querer me amar do jeito que voce me ama e ate com minhas feiuras e belezas eu amaria me ver do seu ponto de vista !!”) echoes the song’s chorus almost directly. Combined with their open adoration of Ariana and romantic music in general, pov clearly captures both their personality and their ideal of love.
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