
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: hyper-romantic, introspective, and emotionally intense, always thinking and feeling a lot at once. Like Lisa, they crave deep, idealized love and grand gestures, wanting someone to literally show up at their door to confess feelings, as in “a partir de hoje so vou acreditar q a pessoa me quer se ela vier na porta da minha casa falr isso na minha cara” and the rain-kiss fantasy in “um dia qro q algm saia na chuva pra vir me ver na porta da minha casa com flores como pedido de desculpas pq ai a gnt vai se beijar na chuva”. They’re very self-aware and poetic about love, saying “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande” and “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem por ser tao machucada mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo”, which fits Lisa’s mix of idealism and hurt. There’s also a strong nerdy/obsessive side—tarot, astrology, movies, music, metro facts, and romcoms—like in “pra namorar cmg vai sim baixar costar vai sim ver tarot semanal vai sim me deixar ler seu mapa astral” and “eu amo filmes de romance meu deus ninguem ama mais romcom do que eu”. Finally, they swing between tenderness and explosive ranting—“quero q vcs todos vao tomar no meio do cu de voces parca” versus “preciso tanto de um abraço que eu to aceitando até do meu pior inimigo”—which mirrors Lisa’s dramatic, emotionally charged nature when she feels misunderstood or unloved.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about going out, blocos and parties, and wanting people physically around them, e.g. their excitement about carnival and drinking in tweets like “ansiosa pra me passar na bebida no carnaval e dar pt depois” and the wish that someone would drop everything to come see them in Butantã in “ninguem largaria tudo agora nesse exato momento pra vir me ver no butanta Isso me magoa”. They show strong Intuition: they romanticize and idealize experiences (kissing in the rain, dramatic apologies with flowers, metaphors like ymbrynes and time rifts) rather than focusing on concrete facts, as in “um dia qro q algm saia na chuva pra vir me ver na porta da minha casa com flores como pedido de desculpas pq ai a gnt vai se beijar na chuva e vai ficar as duas c pneumonia” and the way they interpret songs like pov as definitions of love in “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande”. Their style is clearly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, yearning, and relationships, using emotional language and affirmations instead of logic, as in “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem por ser tao machucada mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo entao eu sempre vou criar esperanças mesmo nao devendo” and the intense devotion to friends and crushes in “pra namorar cmg tem q ser obcecado cmg so pensar em mim so querer eu 24h”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than strictly organized: they embrace spontaneity (like wanting to bake a cake at 1 a.m. without ingredients in “to megra mal qro fzr um bolo mas eh uma da manha e n tenho ingrediente”), impulsive drinking plans, and last-minute social initiatives such as asking someone to see a movie on their only day off in “preciso de alguem q va ver avatar comigo na terça meu unico dia d folga alguem de sp vai ver avatar cmg na terca feira por favor”. Put together, this emotional, romantic, impulsive, and people‑oriented style matches ENFP best.

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Rom-com addict, tarot enthusiast & Butantã defender. Once got asked to unblock someone via Pix — now I just block and bake cakes at 1am.– @lesbiaeri

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with strawberry-infused cachaça because they “wanted life to be a strawberry” “queria tanto que a vida fosse um morango”, but it’s still got that Brazilian edge and kick. Sparkling rosé captures their hopelessly romantic, romcom-loving heart that adores “10 Things I Hate About You” and confesses “nobody loves romcom more than me” “eu amo filmes de romance meu deus ninguem ama mais romcom do que eu”. Passion fruit juice brings the intense, messy, a-lot-to-feel vibe of someone who wants a lover to be obsessed and “want to merge with me down to the last cell” “pra namorar cmg tem q ser obcecado cmg… querer se fundir cmg ate a ultima celula”. Rose syrup is for the bouquets and rainy-day make-out fantasies, from “my dream to receive a bouquet of flowers” “parca ninguem sabe como eh meu sonho receber um buque de flores” to wanting someone to come kiss her in a storm “oi amor vem na minha casa qnd tiver chovendo muito p gnt se beijar assim”. Finally, a dash of bitters honors the hurt, jealousy, and dramatic caps-lock rants when love disappoints—like choosing to stop reading mixed signals and demanding people show up “at my door to say it to my face” “a partir de hoje so vou acreditar q a pessoa me quer se ela vier na porta da minha casa falr isso na minha cara”.

Your Hogwarts House
They center love, devotion, and emotional constancy much more than glory or ambition, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They idealize a partner who is fully committed and obsessed in a mutual way, saying that to date them someone has to be all‑in: “pra namorar cmg tem q ser obcecado cmg so pensar em mim so querer eu 24h querer se fundir cmg ate a ultima celula vir na minha casa ver eu dormir” and extend that same intensity to friends, confessing how they love to drunkenly tell their friends they love them: “eu amo me declarar pros meus amigos quando to bebada parece que sinto mais amor do que o normal”. Their fixation on being loved with care and fairness, and being hurt when others don’t reciprocate, shows a Hufflepuff focus on mutual kindness and emotional honesty: “eu digo que nao espero nada de ninguem por ser tao machucada mas a verdade eh q eu nunca aprendo entao eu sempre vou criar esperanças mesmo nao devendo”. They repeatedly demand straightforward, face‑to‑face communication instead of games—“a partir de hoje so vou acreditar q a pessoa me quer se ela vier na porta da minha casa falr isso na minha cara” and “a partir de hoje cansei de ler sinais se quer algo vai ter que vir na minha cara me falar”—which fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of fairness and sincerity. They also show a nurturing, romantic softness in how they talk about love and affection—loving national romantic songs, rom‑coms, and describing love as listening to Ariana Grande’s pov: “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande”—which aligns with Hufflepuff’s gentle, heart‑first nature far more than the other houses.

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The best-fitting song is pov by Ariana Grande because they explicitly define love through it: they say “pra mim amar é exatamente como escutar pov da ariana grande”. Their timeline is full of intense longing to be seen and loved in all their flaws, matching the song’s core idea of wanting to see themselves the way a lover does, like when they write “quando eu ser amada do jeito q mereço e começar a me amar acabou pra vcs ta Bbs 😌”. They also obsess over romantic symbolism—flowers, rain, dramatic apologies—shown in tweets like “um dia qro q algm saia na chuva pra vir me ver na porta da minha casa com flores como pedido de desculpas”, which fits pov’s vulnerable, cinematic love. Their yearning to be truly understood (““ate pq imagina querer me amar do jeito que voce me ama e ate com minhas feiuras e belezas eu amaria me ver do seu ponto de vista !!”) echoes the song’s chorus almost directly. Combined with their open adoration of Ariana and romantic music in general, pov clearly captures both their personality and their ideal of love.

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