Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Bio (“i feel things deeply i get angry i shout at the tv i feel sick”) and reflections on mental health and others’ struggles (thinking about the Instagram girl who “tried to take her life” and wondering how she is) show strong emotional self-awareness and empathy.
- Humor-driven: Frequent joking and camp tone in tweets like calling a film “muito camp” and inventing a band name “zendaya e seus twinkies” reveal a playful, humorous communication style.
- Culturally-engaged: Constant references to pop culture (NewJeans, Caroline Polachek, Taylor Swift, Sex and the City, anime, Letterboxd reviews, Chappell Roan) show they actively engage with and think about media and art.
- Proudly-queer: Tweets like “graças a deus eu nasci lésbica”, joking about a “gritinho lésbico”, and celebrating lesbian/bi representation in media show strong comfort and pride in their queer identity.
- Socially-outspoken: They openly critique heteronormativity (“the world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life”) and discuss representation in a ‘lesbian’ film feeling made “pra agradar esse público” straight viewers, indicating willingness to voice opinions.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Insults like calling someone “essa mona eh ridícula”, referring to a person as “essa baranga gritando im your biggest fan eu vou descobrir quem você é eu vou matar sua família”, and dismissing others with “ninguém liga, próximo” suggest a tendency to judge and attack sharply.
- Reactive-anger: The bio mentions getting angry and shouting, and tweets like “TÔ COM ÓDIO fui toda ancha fazer esse cadastro da mubi…” and “ai que ódio” show quick, intense frustration over relatively small triggers.
- Negatively-cynical: Comments like “gente agora tão convidando qualquer um neh”, “go girl give us nothing”, and calling a lesbian film “o filme lésbico mais heterossexual” show a strong cynical streak that can overshadow nuance.
- Self-deprecating: Tweets about “as coisas não andam muito fácil por aqui”, joking about making “a janta mais insalubre do mundo”, and implying constant struggle with family gatherings and life stress hint at a self-critical, downbeat tone about their own situation.
- Conflict-prone: Public call-outs like “essa mona eh ridícula”, telling someone “ta certo querida, beeeijo” in a dismissive way, and frequent sarcastic quote-tweets suggest communication that can escalate conflicts rather than defuse them.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-opinionated, and very online in a way Lisa would be if she had Twitter. Their bio (“i feel things deeply i get angry i shout at the tv i feel sick”) mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel everything sharply and react strongly to injustice or irritation. They constantly analyze media and identity, like calling a movie “the most heterosexual lesbian film” that tries “to convince [heteros] that being gay is normal” and saying they “screamed in a lesbian way” at a scene, which fits Lisa’s overthinking and queer-coded media-critic energy. The mix of pop culture obsession and critical distance—calling Sex and the City a reminder that “the world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life,” obsessing over Caroline Polachek and Chappell Roan, and joking about quizzes like “Tirei Carrie Bradshaw”—is very Lisa-as-media-nerd. They also show introspective care about others’ mental health (“I keep thinking about a girl I followed who disappeared after struggling a lot, I wonder how she is”), which echoes Lisa’s empathy under her sarcasm. Overall, they read as a grown-up, sapphic, very-online Lisa Simpson with more swearing and K‑pop on her playlists.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I) who lives a lot in their inner world: they mention heavy emotional experiences and family stress like “estou passando passando por todas as merdas do mundo aí pra ficar melhor amanhã vou ter que me reunir com minha família” and reflect quietly on a former Instagram acquaintance’s mental health in “penso muito numa menina que eu seguia no insta… queria saber como ela tá….”, which feels more introspective than socially performative. Their timeline is saturated with patterns, media meta‑commentary, and meaning‑making rather than concrete how‑to’s, pointing to intuition (N): for example, they analyze a lesbian film’s underlying intent in “pra mim esse eh o filme lésbico mais heterossexual que eu já vi foi feito pra agradar esse público de fato, pra convencer de que ser gay eh normal…” and generalize from one quiz result to a larger self‑image in “Tirei Carrie Bradshaw”. Their values and emotions are front and center, signaling feeling (F): they foreground intensity in their bio, "i feel things deeply," and react to media morally and emotionally, as in “amo sex and the city mas em certos momentos essa série me faz lembrar que the world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life” and “graças a deus eu nasci lésbica”. Finally, they seem perceiving (P): their life appears spontaneous and a bit chaotic, from impulsive decisions like the mishandled Mubi subscription in “TÔ COM ÓDIO fui toda ancha fazer esse cadastro da mubi… COMPRA DE 199 APROVADA” to admitting disorganization with media in “faz mais de uma semana que estou tentando terminar um filme”, and they react in the moment to whatever song, film, or idol captures their feelings rather than following a structured plan. Altogether, the emotionally intense inner life, value‑driven reactions, pattern‑oriented media takes, and loose, improvisational lifestyle best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You shouted “the world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life,” so I’m just here to offer you a thrilling lesbian side quest: you, me, Love Lies Bleeding, and we pause every time you give a little ‘lésbico scream’ at the screen.
- You said that ‘lesbian movie’ felt made to comfort straights — so how about we make our own cut where the dyke gets more screen time, more discomfort for heteros, and one (1) very soft post‑credits kiss between us?
- You screamed over Caroline Polachek, NewJeans, and your scrobbles… if we dated I’d absolutely let your IVE plays stay higher than my Mitski ones, on the condition that you occasionally dedicate ‘Good Luck, Babe!’ to me instead of yelling at TikTok about biphobia.
- Your mom’s saying Jesus is coming back, you’re saying Zendaya is the galã, and I’m just over here thinking: when do *you* come over so we can eat your ‘most unhealthy dinner in the world’ together while we hate‑watch Sex and the City and celebrate that you were ‘born a lesbian’?
- You wrote ‘quero namorar um homem’ and then immediately praised being a lesbian, so I volunteer as the scientific study: date me for a bit and we’ll conclusively prove your ‘thank God I was born a lesbian’ thesis with peer‑reviewed (make‑out) evidence.
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Lesbian pop-culture critic, passionate ranter & part‑time film reviewer. Once accidentally spent R$199 on Mubi and still pressed about it.– @lesbiankoschei
Your signature cocktail
Good Luck, Babe! (I'm Your Biggest Fan) Spritz
This cocktail starts with passionfruit liqueur for their obsession with little pleasures like being “viciada no flau de maracujá aqui da vizinha” “viciada no flau de maracujá aqui da vizinha”. Sparkling rosé reflects their dramatic, pop-girl, lesbian energy, from screaming at the TV to proudly declaring “graças a deus eu nasci lésbica” “graças a deus eu nasci lésbica [picture]”. A dose of pink grapefruit juice adds bittersweet emo vibes for tweets like “as coisas não andam muito fácil por aqui” “as coisas não andam muito fácil por aqui [picture]” and thinking about the girl who vanished from Instagram “queria saber como ela tá…. [picture]”. The dash of chili tincture is their sharp tongue and murderous stan humor, as in “eu vou descobrir quem você é eu vou matar sua família” “quem é essa baranga gritando im your biggest fan eu vou descobrir quem você é eu vou matar sua família [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “VSF que lindo porra” “vsf que lindo porra [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Finally, the lime peel garnish twists it all together like their chaotic cinephile/pop-culture brain that can call a lesbian movie “o filme lésbico mais heterossexual que eu já vi” “pra mim esse eh o filme lésbico mais heterossexual que eu já vi foi feito pra agradar esse público de fato, pra convencer de que ser gay eh normal... [picture] [quoted tweet]” and still yell “O NEWJEANS SERÁ RESISTÊNCIA” “O NEWJEANS SERÁ RESISTÊNCIA [picture]” in the same timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user leads with intense, sometimes chaotic emotion and a willingness to say exactly what she thinks, which is very Gryffindor-coded. Her bio itself (“i feel things deeply i get angry i shout at the tv i feel sick”) shows big, unfiltered feelings and a tendency to react passionately rather than calmly. She’s confrontational and dramatic in defense of her tastes and opinions, from mocking things she dislikes — like “gostaria arrancar meus olhos após ler certas coisa nos quotes desse tweet” and “ninguém liga, próximo” — to gleefully going all in on what she loves, as in “não dá! sou fã dela pra sempre” and “pra mim essa eh música do ano”. There’s also a bold, darkly humorous edge in tweets like “quem é essa baranga gritando im your biggest fan eu vou descobrir quem você é eu vou matar sua família”, which reads as over-the-top performative aggression rather than calculating malice – classic theatrical Gryffindor energy. Even her reflections on sexuality and media, such as “graças a deus eu nasci lésbica” and her critique of a "lesbian" film as made to soothe heterosexual discomfort, show a fearless readiness to call things out instead of quietly accepting them. Altogether, her impulsive emotional reactions, willingness to be loud and combative, and tendency toward dramatic declarations fit Gryffindor far better than the calmer, more cerebral, or more calculating houses.
Your movie
Your song
Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan
The song Good Luck, Babe! fits them perfectly because they are literally engaging with the track and discourse around it, as seen when they post about people on TikTok saying “good look, babe! eh bifobica……. imagine how tired we are” and share a quiz result saying “You're 'Good Luck, Babe!' via @autostraddle”. Their bio, “i feel things deeply i get angry i shout at the tv i feel sick,” matches the song’s melodramatic, queer emotional intensity. They explicitly position themselves as happily and loudly lesbian with tweets like “graças a deus eu nasci lésbica [picture]” and “dei um gritinho lésbico quando vi”, resonating with the song’s unapologetic queer longing. The way they joke about men and heteronormativity, e.g. “quero namorar um homem [picture]” and “the world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life”, mirrors the song’s tension between compulsory straightness and queer desire. Their mix of humor, pop‑culture obsession, and big feelings makes Good Luck, Babe! the best anthem for their online persona.
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