Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to Liam/Noel/Oasis, e.g. “i woke up and the first thing i did was grab my phone just to see if Liam tweeted something.” and “ya tengo asegurada la entrada de oasis 2027”.
- Political awareness: Criticizes government and cares about workers and environment, e.g. “no gobiernan para los trabajadores, sino para los empresarios!” and “se está quemando la Patagonia hace semanas y el pelotudo de milei está de gira”.
- Humorous voice: Uses sharp, sexual and self‑deprecating humor, like “bueno subo el último pq ya no me dan las manos para pajearme eh” and “til the dentist knows he’s abusing my throat”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and care toward friends/followers, e.g. “gracias mi amor 💗” and “mi ig lleno de lindas dándole like a mi historia sepan que las amo chicas”.
- Openly vulnerable: Shares low moods and frustrations honestly, e.g. “gm estoy deprimida” and “realmente tuve un día del orto”.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive attachment: Fixates heavily on Liam’s tweets and attention, e.g. “liam dale contestame deja de hacerte el difícil” and “hope you know this is unhealthy”.
- Cynical about men: Expresses blanket distrust of men, e.g. “friendly reminder: nunca creerle a un hombre” and mocking male behavior in multiple tweets.
- Self‑destructive humor: Jokes with extreme or aggressive imagery toward self/others, like “vos me llegas a hacer eso y te tengo que cagar a piñas” and frequent references to hurting herself metaphorically (“estoy dándole cabezazos a la pared”).
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between euphoria and anger, from “dios voy a estar insoportable toda la semana sepan entender hermanas” to “que asco loco me cagaron la semana”.
- Sexual impulsiveness: Frequently posts highly explicit thirst about celebrities, e.g. “que no deje NI UNA GOTA AFUERA”, “lo que espero de liam (que me de como cajón q no cierra)”, and “sabes cómo le seco la transpiración con la lengua”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, emotionally intense, and deeply parasocial about their favorite artists. Lisa-style political frustration shows up in posts like “ahora les quedó claro que estos hdp no gobiernan para los trabajadores, sino para los empresarios!” and “se está quemando la Patagonia hace semanas y el pelotudo de milei está de gira por el Reino Unido. Esto tiene que ser joda”, mirroring Lisa’s social conscience and anger at incompetent leaders. Their intense fandom and need for validation from idols echo Lisa’s obsessive admiration phases, like “i woke up and the first thing i did was grab my phone just to see if Liam tweeted something. Hope you know this is unhealthy” and “me contestó liam gallagher y vos te pensas que esta bien clavarme el visto???”. At the same time, their depressive humor and sensitivity resemble Lisa’s melancholy, as in “gm estoy deprimida” and “realmente tuve un día del orto”. Even their bookish, artsy side comes through in things like “da poner en mi curriculum q como pasatiempo veo edits de noel gallagher & lana del rey??” and the joking pseudo-poetry of “'hasta que mi tanga quede tan inundada como bahía blanca' Pizarnik qn te conoce hermana”, which fits Lisa’s mix of culture and self-aware humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, invite people to connect on Instagram and NGL, and frame their life in relation to social circles, e.g. “quien para seguirnos en ig? Yo les reacciono a todas las historias, invito a merendar, etc, etc...” and the excitement over notifications like “dios me rompieron las notificaciónes de twitter...”. They show strong Intuition (N) through idealization and big-picture focus: obsessing over future events like “ya tengo asegurada la entrada de oasis 2027”, parasocial fantasies, and political/collective concerns such as “es preocupante q estemos todos en la misma”. Their style is clearly Feeling (F): they react emotionally and value relationships and justice, from “gm estoy deprimida” to their anger at politics and employers like “mi amiga fue a tirar CV en havanna y se lo tiraron a la basura... te tengo que cagar a piñas”. Finally, they look Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they present themselves as spontaneous, impulsive, and a bit chaotic, joking about poor planning like “pago cada boludez y no pago spotify premium dios soy una rata” and constantly reacting in the moment to moods, crushes, and Liam’s tweets instead of talking about schedules or long-term organization. Altogether, an expressive, emotionally driven, imaginative, socially engaged but unstructured style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you like ‘men with glasses or Liam Gallagher’ — I wear glasses and I’d reply to your tweets faster than Liam refreshes OasisTwt Arg, do I qualify for a spot on your side or do I need a Wonderwall-level application?
- You woke up checking if Liam tweeted and thought, ‘this is unhealthy’ — what if you woke up checking if I’d sent you a coffee date invite and a Talk Tonight playlist instead? Much healthier obsession, scientifically proven by me.
- You’d put ‘watching Noel Gallagher & Lana del Rey edits’ on your CV; I’d put ‘trying to be the reason ailu ☆ doesn’t have a “realmente tuve un día del orto” tweet’. We can co‑author the experience section if you want.
- You literally wrote ‘five things I like: Liam & Noel, Taylor Swift, women, coffee, fanfics’. I’m a woman who’ll bring you coffee, talk Oasis, overanalyze Taylor lyrics and co‑write fanfics about your future Oasis 2027 date — statistically, I’m your type.
- If Liam can ghost you and still get vino en su honor, imagínate cómo festejarías a alguien que actually answers your DMs — I volunteer as the non‑ghosteador who brings Gancia, hates Milei with you, and kisses you even when everyone’s breaking your balls at 20.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
20s • Argentinian Swiftie & Oasis girl • once woke up just to check if Liam tweeted • politics, coffee, fanfics & overanalyzing men in glasses– @lesbipoeta
Your signature cocktail
Talk Tonight Spritz (ft. Liam & LesbiPoeta)
This cocktail starts with a Gancia-based bitter aperitivo over ice as a nod to their chaotic party heart and flirty chaos, echoing the energy of “beso por una botella de gancia” and nights screaming about Oasis. A splash of cheap sparkling wine represents the desire to be rich and famous but still very girl-next-door, channeling “ojalá ser famosa y multimillonaria para hacer todo esto TRANQUILA”. The shot of strong espresso captures their constant hyperfixation and midnight timeline refreshing, like “i woke up and the first thing i did was grab my phone just to see if Liam tweeted something”. A dash of salted caramel syrup adds softness, representing the sweet, affectionate way they talk about girls and mutuals, as in “mi ig lleno de lindas dándole like a mi historia sepan que las amo chicas 🫶🏻”. Finally, the twist of burnt orange peel brings a smoky, slightly angry edge for the political rants and ghosting men, straight from “ahora les quedó claro que estos hdp no gobiernan para los trabajadores, sino para los empresarios!” and “friendly reminder: nunca creerle a un hombre 😔”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a strong Gryffindor-style boldness, impulsiveness, and willingness to speak out. Politically, they are very outspoken and confrontational: they attack the current government and Milei with lines like “ahora les quedó claro que estos hdp no gobiernan para los trabajadores, sino para los empresarios!” and “se está quemando la Patagonia hace semanas y el pelotudo de milei está de gira por el Reino Unido. Esto tiene que ser joda”, which shows moral conviction and the courage to call out power. They also display a very direct, sometimes reckless emotional honesty: “lo feliz q me pone leer estas cosas pq es exactamente lo que espero de liam (que me de como cajón q no cierra)” and “bueno subo el último pq ya no me dan las manos para pajearme eh” show zero fear of being judged. Their protective rage when a friend is mistreated — “mi amiga fue a tirar CV en havanna y se lo tiraron a la basura VOS ME LLEGAS A HACER ESO Y TE TENGO QUE CAGAR A PIÑAS” — is classic Gryffindor loyalty expressed through fight-first energy. Even their parasocial devotion to Liam Gallagher comes with an impulsive, dramatic edge, from “liam dale contestame deja de hacerte el difícil” to “i woke up and the first thing i did was grab my phone just to see if Liam tweeted something. Hope you know this is unhealthy”, reinforcing a passionate, all‑in Gryffindor temperament more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Champagne Supernova - Oasis
Their personality is a mix of intense obsession, humor, and a bit of melancholy, which fits the dreamy, slightly chaotic vibe of Champagne Supernova. They center a lot of their online life around Liam and Noel, from saying “si liam gallagher era tan bueno por qué no escribió esto?” to confessing that “i woke up and the first thing i did was grab my phone just to see if Liam tweeted something”. The song’s themes of getting lost in emotions and moments parallel how they spiral over idols and crushes, like when they wrote “dios voy a estar insoportable toda la semana sepan entender hermanas” after Liam-related news. There’s also a nostalgic, slightly existential streak in their tweets about their mood and the country, such as “que depresión q me da febrero”, which matches the song’s reflective tone. Finally, their mix of romance, drama, and longing — from thirsting over rock stars to venting about relationships, like “friendly reminder: nunca creerle a un hombre 😔” — echoes the emotional turbulence in the song’s lyrics about being swept away and trying to make sense of it all.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 8 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
