Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and pride for her girlfriend, e.g. calling her 'my gf' and 'my baby' in posts like “my gf btw 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽” and “its js 3 words to my bedtime story IIII LOVEEEE UUUUUUUUU”.
- Playful humor: Uses dramatic exaggeration and jokes to engage, like “to love me is to suffer me” and “she could cheat on me tbh i wouldnt rlly have a problem w it”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for shows and ships, e.g. craving more content in “theyre so hated they onlyhave 22 fanfics on ao3 my life is over” and missing specific ships like “sydcarmy i miss u and i believe ure gonna be canonised on season 5 ❤️🍀”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—love, frustration, nostalgia, sadness—in tweets like “eu odeio a minha vida eu to quase em lacrimas aq na faculdade d letras d coimbra” and “sentindo sua falta hj :(”.
- Community oriented: Actively seeks connection with other lesbians and fandom people, like inviting 'sapatonas d sp' to meet in “sapatonas d sp venham me encontrar no riviera p gente dar uns beijo” and wanting more 'daughters of cain mutuals' in “wish i had more daughters of cain mutuals”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses very strong wording about people or characters, e.g. “i hate when annoying pieces of shit who steal drugs from the workplace and are married and so manly and clueless get shipped w my wives”.
- Dramatic negativity: Tends to phrase frustrations in extreme terms, such as “eu odeio a minha vida eu to quase em lacrimas aq na faculdade d letras d coimbra” and “kill me now”.
- Online dependency: Attaches a lot of emotional weight to shows and online fandom, e.g. “qq ta acontecendo c o my flixer mn eu qro ver the pitt” and feeling 'sick and ill' over ships in “i need u guys to get more serious ab shaunanat im sick and ill rn”.
- Jealous tendencies: Jokes about possessiveness and discomfort around others’ interactions, as in “af tenho nojo ver gente apaixonada interagindo vou voltar p minha ex pqpppppppppp” and “she could cheat on me tbh i wouldnt rlly have a problem w it”, hinting at insecurity.
- Emotional impulsiveness: Reacts quickly and intensely to media and relationships, threatening to 'log off' or 'cancel' characters in tweets like “if this happens im logging tf off” and “Shes ab to be canceled againnnnn (by me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intense, overthinking, and extremely emotionally invested in her niche interests, much like this user’s obsessive fandom spirals about The Pitt, Yellowjackets, and ships like Shenny and shaunanat, e.g. “i need u guys to get more serious ab shaunanat im sick and ill rn” and “theyre so hated they onlyhave 22 fanfics on ao3 my life is over”. Lisa is also openly principled and queer-coded; this user is very openly a fem lesbian and morally opinionated about characters and behavior, like “i hate when annoying pieces of shit who steal drugs from the workplace and are married and so manly and clueless get shipped w my wives” and “i hate to see ppl thirsting over kristen cs like shes married”. The dramatic, poetic streak in tweets such as “to love me is to suffer me” and the literary / artsy hints like studying letters in Coimbra in “eu odeio a minha vida eu to quase em lacrimas aq na faculdade d letras d coimbra” mirror Lisa’s blend of intelligence, angst, and sensitivity. At the same time, Lisa’s soft romantic heart and loyalty to the people she loves resonate with posts like “its js 3 words to my bedtime story IIII LOVEEEE UUUUUUUUU” and the repeated gushes about her girlfriend such as “my gf btw 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽”. Overall, this is a very Lisa energy: bookish, hyper-fixated, ethically opinionated, queer, and permanently a little bit dramatic about love and media.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They appear more Extraverted than introverted: they constantly engage with fandom, mutuals, and public spaces, e.g. inviting strangers with “sapatonas d sp venham me encontrar no riviera p gente dar uns beijo” and sharing very emotional, personal states like “eu odeio a minha vida eu to quase em lacrimas aq na faculdade d letras d coimbra” without concern for privacy. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they orbit ships, symbolism, and imagined dynamics instead of concrete details, like when they talk about character relationships and meta in “i get it denmel is like mobuhan where they take my wife and ship her w a shy boy (i can get behind it” or romanticize whole vibes such as “vou voltar p brasil e ficar por la eu tava mais bonita e mais feliz 🌞”. The tone is heavily Feeling-driven: they react through affection, annoyance, and empathy rather than detached logic—see “its js 3 words to my bedtime story IIII LOVEEEE UUUUUUUUU” and their visceral defense/resentment in “i hate when annoying pieces of shit who steal drugs from the workplace and are married and so manly and clueless get shipped w my wives”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: impulsive choices, scattered interests, and going with the moment—like updating their phone purely out of FOMO in “atualizei meu telefone p ios 26 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 por fomo”, lamenting lost items in “perdi um fone d novo”, and bouncing between obsessions (The Pitt, Yellowjackets, music, ships) without any sign of structured planning. Altogether, the energetic social presence, imaginative fandom fixation, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous behavior are most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You missing your natural habitats on 2026-02-01… how about we fix that with a Yellowjackets rewatch, Preacher’s Daughter on loop, and me bringing you apple & lemon oatmeal like that 2026-01-19 tweet?
- You: ‘sydcarmy i miss u’ and ‘i miss u #Shenny.’ Me: professional at unhinged ships and doomed lesbians—wanna add ‘us’ to the list so AO3 has at least 23 fanfics you actually like?
- You said ‘to love me is to suffer me’ on 2026-01-10—lucky for you, I major in ethically suffering over queer women who stream Nettles, write insane crossover fanfics, and complain about The Pitt. I do fieldwork with girlfriends.
- You getting high and listening to Preacher’s Daughter on 2026-01-22 was cute, but imagine this upgrade: you, me, Cain’s Daughter on vinyl, screaming about Mel King’s sexuality and pausing The Pitt every 5 minutes to argue about ships.
- You: ‘sapatonas de SP venham me encontrar no riviera p gente dar uns beijo.’ Me: lesbian, passport-ready, fully prepared to smell that ‘amo meu país brasil’ air with you and make you say ‘minha namorada vei’ about me next time.
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Lesbian lit student in Coimbra, powered by sapphic TV, Preacher’s Daughter on loop, and losing one earbud a month. Currently missing The Pitt.– @lescranium
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Pit(t)ch Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with lime leaf for the Brazilian heart and chaotic, funny swagger of someone tweeting “sapatonas d sp venham me encontrar no riviera p gente dar uns beijo” and “amo meu pais brasil ate tem um cheiro diferente 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 qro ficar aq”. Sparkling rosé brings the soft, romantic lesbian glow that runs through posts like “my gf btw 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽” and “its js 3 words to my bedtime story IIII LOVEEEE UUUUUUUUU”. Hibiscus and rose syrup is for the dramatic, fannish intensity of stanning The Pitt, Yellowjackets and every fictional girlie in pain, from “wdym mel king isnt a lesbian why tf am i watching this show then ughhh” to “cant stop thinking ab the pitt”. A dash of grapefruit bitters captures the petty, sharp-tongued side that says things like “Shes ab to be canceled againnnnn (by me” and “i hate when annoying pieces of shit who steal drugs from the workplace and are married and so manly and clueless get shipped w my wives”. Finally, edible gold glitter reflects their theatrical, meme-y flair, from updating to iOS 26 “por fomo” in “atualizei meu telefone p ios 26 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 por fomo” to uniting all their fictional girlfriends in “all my gfs united”, making this cocktail strong, sparkling, and a little unhinged in the best way.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Sofia is clearly very emotionally intense and funny, but underneath that there’s a strong throughline of introspection, creativity, and academic orientation that points most strongly to Ravenclaw. She studies literature in Coimbra and frames it in a self-aware, almost dramatic way, as in “eu odeio a minha vida eu to quase em lacrimas aq na faculdade d letras d coimbra”, which shows both a love–hate relationship with study and a strong intellectual identity. Her tweets are packed with layered media references and meta-fandom analysis, such as “saudades d qnd eu escrevia fanfic d stranger things e misturava os personagens d it a coisa, i am not ok w this, enola homes, fear streat…. e td MUNDO COMIA SEM RECLAMAR”, revealing creativity and a delight in complex crossovers rather than just casual consumption. She’s constantly dissecting ships, characters, and dynamics—e.g. “i get it denmel is like mobuhan where they take my wife and ship her w a shy boy (i can get behind it”—which shows an analytical, pattern-seeking way of thinking. While there’s loyalty and passion toward her girlfriends and favorite characters, the dominant vibe is someone who thinks in essays and fanfic AUs, lives in layered references, and situates her feelings inside a rich mental universe, all of which fits Ravenclaw more than any other house.
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Your song
Silk Chiffon - MUNA ft. Phoebe Bridgers
Silk Chiffon fits them because it’s a bright, chaotic lesbian love anthem that matches both their bio “fem lesbian 🃏🪷🗡️” and the way they constantly gush over girls and fictional wives. Their timeline is full of playful thirst and girlfriend energy, like when they say “my gf btw 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽” and “# amo minha namorada”. The song’s mix of light, fun vibes with a bit of messy queer longing suits tweets such as “af tenho nojo ver gente apaixonada interagindo vou voltar p minha ex pqpppppppppp” and “to love me is to suffer me”. They live in fandom brainrot and sapphic obsession, obsessing over women from The L Word, The Pitt, and Yellowjackets, like “when i saw fucking GIGI from the l word in the pitt like i know what u are dr al hashimi” and “sydcarmy i miss u and i believe ure gonna be canonised on season 5 ❤️🍀”, which mirrors the song’s unabashed queer joy. Even their softer, emotional side—tweeting lyrics like “Gardenias on the tile Where it makes it makes no difference who held back from who”—fits the heartfelt undercurrent beneath Silk Chiffon’s bubbly surface. Overall, it captures their mix of romantic chaos, lesbian pride, and dramatic, fandom-fueled affection.
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