Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Reflects on feelings and mental state, like describing being exhausted and in “coitadolandia” in “que horror eu to muito na coitadolandia” and rating their own mental health in “avalie se honestamente”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, sustained enthusiasm for media and music, e.g. love for Phantom of the Paradise in “no dia que eu parar de achar que o fantasma do paraíso é o melhor filme da história vcs podem me internar” and obsession with Peter Gabriel in “será q sou o único fã obcecado do peter gabriel nesse site mesmo😔”.
- Self-reflective: Openly analyzes their own patterns, like noticing displaced anger in “um aspecto meu é odiar certas pessoas por nenhum motivo aparente” and wanting to change how they use the account in “na real eu preciso mudar várias coisas nessa conta”.
- Politically engaged: Expresses clear political stances, such as antifascist/leftist hints in the bio (☭) and tweets like “mais um dia rezando de joelhos pela morte do roman polanski. amen. boa noite.” and “PRENDERAM UM DELES😁😁😁😁😁”.
- Community seeking: Actively tries to connect with others, e.g. “procura se punks e góticos da ufcspa✊😔”, encouraging DMs in “minha dm é SUPER aberta pra todo mundo”, and using NGL in “nunca mais usei isso aq e nsei se mta gnt vai responder mas fds ta aí vamo arriscar”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile expression: Resorts to aggressive language and death wishes, such as “SE MATA ENTÃO POHA TE DEGOLA NA MINHA FRENTE Q EU VOU ADORAR VER” and “vai ti fude mlk de merdakkkkkk tu NÃO é artista”.
- Low patience: Self-describes “paciência: 0/10” in “avalie se honestamente” and shows frustration in interactions, like “pqq todas as minhas conversinhas NUNCA DÃO EM NADA POHA MANO QUE SACO”.
- Judgmental attitude: Makes sweeping negative statements about groups, e.g. “eu não conheço UM vegano q não seja chato e excessivo” and mocking “clean boy” / “clean girl” types in “mas se for da boca de um homem cishet clean boy ou uma clean girl com cara de quem vota no partido liberal”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about themselves harshly, like “acho q eu não tenho onde colocar meu ódio acumulado”, calling their week “flopada” in “imagina alguém que tem semaninha flopada”, and feeling like they have no audience in “tudo oq eu tenho pra falar eu não tenho público”.
- Social anxiety: Shows distress around social/academic settings, e.g. “ser trocado. quando aconteceu na segunda vez eu n conseguia ir pra aula pq tinha crise só de entrar na sala” and discomfort about how people perceive their interactions in “como q eu explico q eu não to flertando EU SÓ TO TENTANDO AMIGAR”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, neurotic, politically opinionated, and intensely into niche art and music. Like Lisa, they’re academically stressed yet invested in their studies, repeating how important their degree is in a kind of anxious mantra: “esse bacharelado é importante pra mim esse bacharelado é importante pra mim…”. They combine leftist politics and moral outrage with dark humor and bluntness, e.g. “mais um dia rezando de joelhos pela morte do roman polanski. amen. boa noite.” and the furious rant against AI art: “tu NÃO é artista, tu NÃO sabe desenhar e ainda usa algoritmos que se apropriam da arte DOS OUTROS…”. Their intense, slightly obsessive cultural taste (Pulp, Peter Gabriel, Mr. Bungle, Mulholland Drive, Phantom of the Paradise) mirrors Lisa’s tendency to hyperfixate on music and films: “eu não consigo explicar com palavras o quanto eu amo mulholland drive” and “no dia que eu parar de achar que o fantasma do paraíso é o melhor filme da história vcs podem me internar”. They’re socially self-conscious and feel out of place among more ‘clean cut’ classmates the way Lisa often feels alienated, as in “hj no ru do meu lado tinha uns quatro homão… vcs tem noção da energia que emanava dali–” and “muito cedo pra dizer q odeio minha turma?”. Underneath the cynicism and abrasive jokes, there’s sensitivity and strong attachment to animals, especially their cats: “eu morreria pelos meus gatos tipo sério you just don't get it”, which fits Lisa’s empathetic, animal-loving core.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read strongly as introverted: they complain about social strain and isolation, e.g. “pqq todas as minhas conversinhas NUNCA DÃO EM NADA POHA MANO QUE SACO” and “usar pulseira de TEA é tipo: ninguém fala com você🤩😁🥰😝💯🎉 ninguém fala com você😔😶🌫️😢☹️💀💔”, and they often retreat into music, film, and their inner world rather than describing parties or big social events. Their feed shows clear intuition (N): they hyperfocus on art and symbolism (Mulholland Drive, Phantom of the Paradise, niche bands) and make meta-commentary like “bizarro quando tem ND pra fazer e só te resta ficar animado pra tua próxima refeição” and “tuneis xadrez branco e rosa, música e luzes frenéticas, risadas, carroseis, algo correndo atrás de mim”, which is abstract and imagery-heavy rather than concrete, practical talk. They lean thinking (T) over feeling in how they express themselves: they are blunt, cutting, and unconcerned with cushioning others’ emotions, e.g. “vai ti fude mlk de merdakkkkkk tu NÃO é artista, tu NÃO sabe desenhar…” and “po vey me desculpa mas ficar articulando sobre como vc gosta de garotas autistas nunca não vai ser estranho pra mim tá tu é um esquisitão do caralho”; even when discussing their own feelings, their tone is analytical and self-rating, as in “avalie se honestamente. aparência: 7.5/10… empatia: 4/10 paciência: 0/10”. Their repeated focus on academic structure and needing control points to judging (J): they obsess over their degree “esse bacharelado é importante pra mim esse bacharelado é importante pra mim…”, stress about classes and bio-physics “biofísica está fodendo a minha vida”, and complain about schedule chaos and change “ODEIO época de mudança ODEIO”. They even self-identify as “intj” in a quote-tweet, which aligns with the overall pattern of an inward-focused, abstract, blunt, and structure-seeking personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said bingo incel when you realized you’d seen every dude-movie on that list… so, statistically, I’m probably a red flag too — want to watch Phantom of the Paradise and prove the algorithm wrong together?
- You listen to 3–4 albums a day, worship Peter Gabriel in the 80s, and defend Bob Dylan’s voice… if you ever need someone to sit on the floor with you and just shut up while we hyperfocus on a discography, I volunteer as emotional support listener.
- You said you’d die for your cats and that loving a band with actually-alive members is delicious — luckily I’m not dead and very adoptable, so we could listen to Mr. Bungle while your gatos judge our life choices.
- You hate clean-boy cishets calling you by the wrong pronoun, love the phrase ‘cagalhão’, and rate your humor 9/10; I promise to get your pronouns right, laugh at your worst jokes, and only be a cagalhão about how cute you are.
- Since biofísica is fucking up your life, here’s a proposal: we go to the biblioteca, you ‘study’, I pretend I’m in Mulholland Drive, and then we skip straight to the part where we complain about our week over cigarettes you’ve been praying for.
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Med student surviving biophysics with Pulp, Peter Gabriel and too much coffee. Once used a kitchen labeler just to track milk expiry dates.– @lesterbungle
Your signature cocktail
Phantom of the Paradise Punch (Peter Gabriel Edition)
Smoky mezcal stands in for their chaotic, slightly unhinged intensity and dark humor, like when they yell “SE MATA ENTÃO POHA TE DEGOLA NA MINHA FRENTE Q EU VOU ADORAR VER” and brag about going to class with “30 MINUTOS DE SONO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. Blackberry liqueur gives it a deep, purple, goth‑adjacent sweetness that matches the ratazana art terrorism vibe and their love for things like “gato preto é a coisa mais lindinha do mundo.” Espresso cold brew represents the hyperfocus, academic meltdown energy of “biofísica está fodendo a minha vida” and the obsessive looping of “esse bacharelado é importante pra mim”. Sparkling citrus soda adds a fizzy, playful top note for their cracked humor and meme-y posting, like the incel movie bingo in “infelizmente binguei” and their self-rating of humor as “humor: 9/10”. Finally, a dash of salt cuts through everything, echoing their unapologetically salty takes on vegans, AI art, and clean boys, as seen in “vai ti fude mlk de merdakkkkkk tu NÃO é artista” and “po vey me desculpa mas ficar articulando sobre como vc gosta de garotas autistas nunca não vai ser estranho pra mim tá tu é um esquisitão do caralho”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user’s strongest throughline is intense intellectual curiosity and niche, almost obsessive cultural interests, which point clearly to Ravenclaw. They constantly talk about consuming and analyzing art and music, e.g. listening to several albums a day and thinking about returning to Rate Your Music (“ultimamente to ouvindo uns 3/4 álbuns por dia. acho q vou voltar a usar o rym.”), and gushing over specific directors, films, and bands like Mulholland Drive, Phantom of the Paradise, Peter Gabriel, Ethel Cain, Van der Graaf Generator, and Mr. Bungle (“eu não consigo explicar com palavras o quanto eu amo mulholland drive”, “no dia que eu parar de achar que o fantasma do paraíso é o melhor filme da história vcs podem me internar”). They frame their life in terms of academic struggle but clear commitment to study and learning, repeating a mantra about how important their degree is (“esse bacharelado é importante pra mim esse bacharelado é importante pra mim…”) and complaining about bio-physics destroying their life while still pushing through (“biofísica está fodendo a minha vida”). Their humor is sharp, referential, and somewhat cerebral — from the ‘incel bingo’ film list (“bingo incel clube da luta ✅ taxi driver ✅ scarface ✅ pulp fiction…”) to their deadpan commentary on AI art and music discourse (“não to aguentando entrar nesse site e ver essa ia do estúdio ghibli brotando a cada 15 posts”, “vai ti fude mlk de merdakkkkkk tu NÃO é artista, tu NÃO sabe desenhar e ainda usa algoritmos…”). While they do show flashes of Slytherin-like harshness and Gryffindor-like bluntness, the defining core is a brainy, art-obsessed, introspective personality that values knowledge, aesthetics, and niche tastes above all, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Common People - Pulp
The best fit is "Common People" by Pulp, because it balances irony, class-conscious anger, and a very specific Brit-alt sensibility that matches their vibe. They’re openly obsessed with Jarvis Cocker and Pulp, as seen when they say “como pode o jarvis cocker ter tantas mas tantas fotos onde ele tá absolutamente 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙” and scream “ETHEL CAIN SUMMER CRONENBERG SUMMER PULP SUMMER” in this tweet. The song’s mix of bitterness and empathy fits their posts about hating certain people for tiny reasons while recognizing their own issues, like “um aspecto meu é odiar certas pessoas por nenhum motivo aparente... eu não tenho onde colocar meu ódio acumulado então coloco ele em pessoas q fizeram algo mínimo q me incomodou.”. Their leftist leanings and frustration with clean, neoliberal-coded people (“se for da boca de um homem cishet clean boy ou uma clean girl com cara de quem vota no partido liberal é outra coisa.”) also mirror the song’s anti-bourgeois, anti-tourist-class tone. Finally, their neurodivergent, artsy-student, slightly chaotic city life—complaining about biofísica, punk/goth aesthetics, and weird men in their DMs—fits the restless, urban, outsider energy that defines Common People.
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