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Your Simpsons character
Cade most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, impulsive, principled in his own way, and very online-chaotic. He’s constantly clowning on people and games just like Bart roasts authority, e.g. yelling at a teammate in ranked: “GET TF OFF WIDOW” and joking about throwing as Black Widow: “I’ll go black widow and let them know I’m throwing”. At the same time, he has a strong moral streak and anger at injustice, seen in posts like “Lemme make it clear again. Fuck ICE and fuck trump” and “You hentai animators need to shut the fuck up and let good people use their platform to speak out on injustice”, which parallels Bart’s rebellious but ultimately good-hearted nature. His nerdy self-awareness—“Brother, I talk about superheroes and video games on Twitter 24/7. I’m a fuckin NERD”—fits Bart’s meta, pop‑culture-savvy side more than the more earnest, studious Lisa. Finally, Cade’s love of superheroes, trash talk, and tendency to stir drama in gaming communities mirrors Bart’s constant mix of mischief, humor, and surprisingly firm personal ethics.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly engage others, amplify friends and streamers, and openly share their reactions and emotions, e.g. celebrating a friend’s success in Marvel Rivals with “LOOK AT HIM GO!! It’s only gonna go up from here!! Shoutout to @Kingsman265MR for the biggest W in rivals history!” and screaming in comms in ranked: “I had my comms on already and screamed ‘GET TF OFF WIDOW’”. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N): they focus on possibilities, narratives, and meanings, like ideal future balance changes and character power fantasies in “Please fix Spider Man. Possible options: web cluster cooldowns decreased… infinite web swinging…”, and they frame movies and shows in terms of how they feel and what they represent: “this is my childhood. My introduction to spider man… nothing can top this movie for me”. They lean strongly Feeling (F) over Thinking: moral judgments and empathy drive their takes, as when they condemn ICE and Trump in “Lemme make it clear again. Fuck ICE and fuck trump” and defend using platforms for justice in “You hentai animators need to shut the fuck up and let good people use their platform to speak out on injustice”; even gaming drama is framed in terms of respect, bullying, and accountability in tweets like “Just say you’re sorry… You know what you did. Just own up and apologize!”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they react in the moment, play and swap heroes based on vibes rather than rigid plans (“Everyone insta locking dps so I’ll go black widow and let them know I’m throwing or they change. Usually works in my favor”), and embrace spontaneity and experimentation in matches and content, while their timeline is full of impulsive, emotional responses rather than carefully structured, long-term plans. Altogether, their expressive social energy, imaginative focus on possibilities, emotionally charged values, and spontaneous play style align best with ENFP.

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Cade | 25 | New Mombasa. Competitive Marvel Rivals nerd, Spider-Man defender, Deadpool enjoyer. Once yelled “GET OFF WIDOW” in ranked and we actually won.– @letthedeviIout

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built for a self‑proclaimed nerd who lives on superheroes and games, straight from “Brother, I talk about superheroes and video games on Twitter 24/7. I’m a fuckin NERD”, so it’s loud, colorful, and a little chaotic. Spiced dark rum channels the darker edge of calling out ICE and abusers with tweets like “Lemme make it clear again. Fuck ICE and fuck trump” and “You need jail time. Not rehab, you pedophile”. The red energy drink or cherry soda captures the high‑octane hype of Marvel Rivals and Spider‑Man mains, from “Maining Spidey back in season 0 vs now… I’m proud of the improvements” to screaming “GET TF OFF WIDOW” in ranked. Lime juice adds a sharp, witty acidity that matches replies like “Hey man, I love both daredevil and batman. Don’t pit my goats against each other”, while blackberry syrup nods to that bruised‑but‑resilient vibe in the bio about black eyes and fast hands. Finally, a dash of smoked chili bitters represents the fiery moral stance and competitive salt—whether it’s “Well thanks for ruining this for everyone, MR community” or saluting wins like “Shoutout to @Kingsman265MR for the biggest W in rivals history! You deserve it, dude!”—leaving a lingering heat, just like Cade’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Cade consistently shows a strong willingness to publicly stand up for his beliefs, even when it’s confrontational or unpopular, which is very Gryffindor. For example, he bluntly condemns ICE and Trump in posts like “Lemme make it clear again. Fuck ICE and fuck trump” and “People mad that I’m against ICE. Thanks for making it easier for me to block you”, showing moral courage and a readiness to take social heat. He also calls out predatory or abusive behavior directly, as in “You need jail time. Not rehab, you pedophile” and “Get your fucking head out of the gutter. She’s a piece of shit”, reflecting a defender/hero mentality more than a diplomatic or calculating one. His impulsive, fiery responses also fit Gryffindor’s hot-headed stereotype: “Go fuck yourself” and “FUCK. NO” show he leads with gut instinct and emotion rather than cautious strategy. Even in gaming drama, he defends people he thinks were wronged and pushes accountability, like “Just say you’re sorry. There’s no discussion. You know what you did. Just own up and apologize!” and “Why the hell should we believe you after all the lies you’ve told? We’ve seen the vods, you and luci were caught red handed”. While he has elements of loyalty and some analytical thinking about games, the dominant pattern is courageous, outspoken, morally-charged confrontation—classic Gryffindor energy.

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The song that best fits Cade is “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin, because it’s fast, aggressive, and unapologetically loud, just like his online presence. He’s fiercely vocal about injustice and politics, calling out institutions and people directly, like when he said “Lemme make it clear again. Fuck ICE and fuck trump” and “People mad that I’m against ICE. Thanks for making it easier for me to block you”, matching the song’s battle-cry energy. The track’s relentless drive mirrors how he throws himself into competitive play and improvement, as seen in “Maining Spidey back in season 0 vs now… I’m proud of the improvements I’ve made throughout the year on rivals lol”. Its almost combative tone also suits how he confronts toxicity and abusers—“You need jail time. Not rehab, you pedophile” and “Go fuck yourself”—while still clearly caring about his community and friends. Overall, Immigrant Song captures his mix of nerdy passion, moral ferocity, and high-octane gamer intensity.

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