Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ardent Cinephile: Demonstrates strong discipline and passion for film, successfully completing a challenge to watch “100 MOVIES IN 2025”.
- Engaged Community Member: Actively fosters connections by sending “holiday cards” and expressing public gratitude to mutuals in “pitttwt”.
- Creative Writer: Identifies as a “writer on tumblr” and shares complex headcanons, such as “cathedrals happening in my mind” regarding characters.
- Enthusiastic Fan: Deeply invested in media like House of the Dragon, admitting it is “concerning how much i love” the show.
- Perceptive Observer: Notices subtle character nuances, like how “dunk tries to shrink in on himself” as a specific acting choice.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Language: Frequently uses aggressive hyperbole when discussing characters, such as stating “i need him dead”.
- Low Tech-Patience: Quick to frustration when facing minor technical difficulties, shouting “PLEASE STOP BUFFERING” at streaming services.
- Occasional Forgetfulness: Struggles with memory regarding social interactions, admitting “i can't remember their @” after receiving a gift.
- Hyper-fixation: Can become intensely distracted by fictional lust, such as needing to “climb that shy boy like the redwood tree he is”.
- Judgmental Tendencies: Expresses narrow views on social behaviors, labeling professional couple photos as “spiritually a rebublican thing to do”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Jack (@levithestripper) embodies the obsessive, hyper-fixated nature of the The Simpsons’ most dedicated fan, Comic Book Guy. Like the character, Jack is deeply immersed in fandoms—specifically The Terror, Game of Thrones, and Turn: Washington's Spies—regularly critiquing media and countdown-tracking his “100 movies in 2025”. His personality is defined by strong, niche opinions, such as declaring “chartreuse is spiritually purple” or his aggressive, ironic love for characters like Aerion, whom he calls a “PATHETIC LITTLE LOSER!!!!!”. This blend of sarcastic wit, prolific media consumption, and a “whimsical” but cynical social commentary perfectly mirrors Springfield’s resident pop-culture expert.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Jack demonstrates Extroversion (E) through a high volume of social interactions and an open, expressive digital presence, frequently inviting others to engage with him via “DM ME IF YOU WANT A HOLIDAY CARD”. His Intuition (N) is evident in how he interprets media through abstract associations and fan-fiction-style imaginings, such as when he claims “chartreuse is spiritually purple”. He leans heavily into Feeling (F), using hyperbolic, emotionally charged language to describe characters, often shouting in all-caps or expressing intense physical reactions like “i need to chew on abraham's back muscles”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, binge-heavy lifestyle, frantically trying to “make it to 100 movies in 2025” at the very last minute rather than following a structured schedule throughout the year.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a snowblower? Because you’ve been leaking gasoline into my heart and I’m ready to go up in flames.
- I’m no professional photographer, but I promise if we take a picture together, it won’t feel like a republican thing to do.
- If I were a character in 'TURN', I'd let you be the Culper Ring to my secrets—or just let you chew on my back muscles like you're Abraham Woodhull.
- Forget the hot dogs from the hockey game; I’d much rather spend the night buffering on HBO with you watching Dunk and Egg.
- I’m willing to be your personal George and just listen from the other side of the tent while you think those nefarious thoughts about Ben Tallmadge.
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Writer & film enthusiast who once survived a snowblower gas leak just to hit a 100-movie yearly goal. Dedicated to period dramas, tall ships, and Tumblr.– @levithestripper
Your signature cocktail
The Boatposting Bitter Soup Boy
This drink starts with a smoky Mezcal base to honor his obsession with AMC’s The Terror, particularly his need for “terror camp polar parties”. A heavy pour of Chartreuse represents his chaotic logic that “chartreuse is spiritually purple”, while a sea salt rim and stale beer topper nod to his life as a 'soup boy' who is “always boatposting”. The mood is experimental and a little unhinged, much like his declaration that “aerion is such a FREAK!!!!”. Finally, a float of hot sauce captures the vibe of the “two girls gave me their hotdogs” incident at the hockey game.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jack consistently demonstrates the Hufflepuff values of kindness, community, and appreciation for the 'everyman.' He shows immense gratitude for his social circle, tweeting, “HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVELIES I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO LOVED”, and goes out of his way to send “holiday cards” to his mutuals. His taste in characters often leans toward those he finds “endearing” for their humility, such as Dunk, rather than those seeking power or glory. Even in small gestures, like thanking a stranger for a card or sharing “hotdogs” at a game, he prioritizes simple, earnest human connection over ambition. This dedication to being a “wonderful” friend and his hardworking nature—grinding through “8 movies in three days” to reach a personal goal—solidifies his place in the house of the loyal and diligent.
Your movie
Your song
History Has Its Eyes On You - Christopher Jackson & Lin-Manuel Miranda
Jack’s digital presence is a chaotic, high-energy intersection of historical dramas and intense character obsession, perfectly matching the spirit of someone who wants to “get more turn pilled NEOW”. His focus on TURN: Washington's Spies and the American Revolution, including thoughts on how “ben tallmadge.... he should be teary eyed on his knees”, mirrors the dramatized, yearning lens of modern historical fandom. The song’s themes of legacy and watching history unfold resonate with his role as a “writer on tumblr” who meticulously documents his media consumption, such as his successful quest to see “100 movies in 2025”. Ultimately, his blend of historical interest and unabashed thirst for figures like Benjamin Tallmadge makes this Hamilton track a fitting anthem for his unique brand of 'boatposting' and historical shipping.
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