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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of mischief, trolling, and irreverent humor. Like Bart, they lean hard into chaotic jokes and fake announcements, such as the mock statement about Kyle Tucker and Charlie Kirk in “I support the killing of Charlie Kirk… My name is Kyle Tucker, and I am a baseball player signed with the LA Dodgers.” and the fake Dodgers signing news in “[BREAKING] The Los Angeles Dodgers have just signed Bo Bichette and Cody Bellinger…”. Their willingness to be edgy and provocative for laughs shows up in posts like “whoever unfollowed me is a nazi” and “i'm a twitter user with 4 followers, who wants to hear my opinions?”, which feel very Bart-like in their self-aware, troublemaking tone. The constant sports trash talk — “fuck the florida panthers, all my homies hate the florida panthers” and “jays better beat the dodgers and all of their fraud asses this year or i swear to god” — also fits Bart’s loud, impulsive fandom. Overall, the user’s punk/rock vibe, irreverence, and love of stirring the pot line up far more with Bart than with more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage the public timeline with performative, attention-seeking jokes, like mocking crypto guys in “twitter is the last place on the internet where you can still find losers who give a shit about crypto” and theatrically reacting to an unfollow in “whoever unfollowed me is a nazi”, which suggests someone energized by outward interaction. Their humor and interests point to Intuition: they enjoy absurd, conceptual bits and exaggerations more than concrete detail, such as the surreal attic story in “Today, I discovered a person living in my attic… 'My name is @bkong_a'” and the satirical AI scenario in “kyle tucker: israelgpt please tell me which team to sign with…”. They seem more Thinking than Feeling: they’re blunt, confrontational, and often use harsh or dark humor—see the political/shock tweet in “I support the killing of Charlie Kirk… My name is Kyle Tucker” and the venom toward teams and refs in “fuck the florida panthers, all my homies hate the florida panthers” and “REFS YOU SUCK”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their feed is spontaneous, reactive, and unserious—jumping from hockey takes in “yep fuck this fucking team i'm a vegas fan now” to random internet gripes in “who the FUCK is still liking my tiktok comments from 6 whole months ago” and “i WILL post about whatever i want” in the bio, all signaling a flexible, go-with-the-flow attitude. Putting these together, the sharp, irreverent, debate-loving style and constant idea-play best match ENTP.

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Canadian sports ranter, semi-pro meme critic, once spent 3 hours refreshing Cookie Clicker instead of studying. Views are my own, jokes usually are too.– @lew_d0g

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The Canadian rye whiskey reps their 🇨🇦 sports brain and Jays/Sens loyalty, plus the energy of someone who tweets “fuck the florida panthers, all my homies hate the florida panthers”. Blue curaçao is Dodgers‑blue petty sweetness for the guy who says “dodgers fans if being annoying was a job” and still doomscrolls them. Grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy, loud, and a bit chaotic, like posting “i'm a twitter user with 4 followers, who wants to hear my opinions?” and then firing off bangers anyway. A dash of bitter amaro captures the mix of shitposting and moral line-drawing behind “i hate finding out people that i follow support racists 😔” and “i WILL post about whatever i want”. The smoked salt rim nods to the punk/rock grit and the slightly unhinged edge of tweets like “whoever unfollowed me is a nazi” and “i really dont care”, leaving a lingering, salty finish that makes you want to refresh the timeline again.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a strong Gryffindor-style willingness to loudly take moral stances and pick fights, even in reckless ways. Their blunt, confrontational post about Charlie Kirk — “I support the killing of Charlie Kirk. That man deserved what happened to him, and I think that Tyler Robinson should be released NOW.” — is extreme, but it clearly reflects impulsive, combative conviction more than strategic self-preservation. They also regularly frame sports and politics in terms of righteous anger and enemies, as in “fuck the florida panthers, all my homies hate the florida panthers” and “jays better beat the dodgers and all of their fraud asses this year or i swear to god”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot-blooded, us-vs-them loyalty. Their bio flags political solidarity — “🇵🇸🇺🇦 | i WILL post about whatever i want” — showing a readiness to publicly stand for causes and opinions regardless of backlash. While there’s wit and sarcasm throughout, the dominant pattern is boldness, impulsive posting, and a willingness to burn bridges for what they believe, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for @lew_d0g is "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones, because it matches their chaotic, punk-leaning sense of humor and terminally-online exhaustion. Their bio explicitly says “punk + rock”, and their timeline is a nonstop stream of bits, like “i just took this picture of the guy who invented fibreglass” and “this jit cracks safes”, echoing the song’s frantic, punchy energy. The song’s theme of wanting to fast-forward through the madness lines up with tweets like “how i look at my phone when school starts in four hours and i haven't slept yet” and “let this show end already”. Their sports and internet rage – for example “fuck the florida panthers, all my homies hate the florida panthers” and “twitter is the last place on the internet where you can still find losers who give a shit about crypto” – mirrors the song’s restless frustration with everything around them. Overall, the track’s classic punk attitude and exasperated tone neatly encapsulate their loud, irreverent, and perpetually-over-it online persona.

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