Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Shows care and affection for friends, e.g. praising friendships in “god bless this friendship” and enjoying gaming time with “eu passando horas jogando com a @jenkoasis”.
- Passionate fan: Expresses strong enthusiasm for media and artists like Troye Sivan, visual kei bands, and series, e.g. “te amo musicas do troye sivan que nunca foram oficialmente lançadas” and “um dos melhores bandas de Visual Kei… QUE PORRA DE NOME INCRÍVEL”.
- Socially aware: Engages critically with topics like biphobia, xenophobia, heteronormativity, and fatphobia, e.g. calling out misuse of identity labels in “qualquer mulher hetero é chamada de bissexual hj em dia, por isso não dá pra levar a sério” and criticizing fatshaming in “elas pegam fotos de pessoas aleatórias para chamar de nojentas… é puro mau caratismo”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares personal feelings and milestones, such as coming out in “sai do armário e minha mãe me aceitou omg” and admitting FOMO in “to com fomo”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses humor and sarcasm to react to online drama and media, e.g. laughing at absurd tweets in “QUE TWEET EH ESSE KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MDS VCS TÃO DOIDOS PORRA” and mocking fan overinvestment in “conta de fã achando que é membro não oficial ou staff da banda… vocês precisam se dar a sua devida desimportancia”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive insults in disagreements, e.g. “IMUNDO, pqp, você não tem humanidade nenhuma seu lixo” and “a pessoa mais retardada que vc conhece postará isso”.
- Confrontational tone: Often escalates conflict instead of de-escalating, as seen in direct attacks like “que white girl sua demente KKKKK vsf olha o nível que vocês chegaram” and “KKKK amiga eu sou magra e to torcendo que vc suma pq vc é uma porca”.
- Judgmental attitude: Makes categorical judgments about others’ identities or beliefs, e.g. telling someone “as vezes você é hétero mesmo miga, para de arrumar desculpas pra não estar com mulheres” and dismissing religious people in “deve ser horrível… só pela ilusão de que algo maior existe”.
- Online reactivity: Responds strongly to viral hate and fandom conflicts, which may fuel drama, e.g. reacting to constant hate with “ninguém aguenta mais essa chatice, toda hora viral de hate” while still engaging in those quote-tweet battles.
- Casual ableism: Uses ableist slurs in jokes or criticism, like “o gif de retardada” and calling someone “a pessoa mais retardada que vc conhece”, which can harm disabled people.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically aware, and unabashedly nerdy about their interests. They’re outspoken about social issues and online discourse in a very Lisa-like way, calling out bad faith or nonsense, e.g. criticizing people who invent oppression where it doesn’t exist in tweets like “vcs tem que parar de digitar qualquer merda e achar que ta arrasando, não existe heterofobia na Tailândia” and mocking bi-erasure or mislabeling with “qualquer mulher hetero é chamada de bissexual hj em dia, por isso não dá pra levar a sério”. Like Lisa’s intense fandoms (jazz, books, causes), they’re very passionate and slightly obsessive about niche media and music, from Troye Sivan to visual kei, as seen in “te amo musicas do troye sivan que nunca foram oficialmente lançadas” and “um dos melhores bandas de Visual Kei, a começar pelo nome dela... 'Diaura', 'A aura da ditadura'. QUE PORRA DE NOME INCRÍVEL”. Their lesbian identity and strong defense of other sapphics also align with Lisa’s empathy and solidarity with marginalized groups, for example “nós sapatonas quando temos a oportunidade de apoiar outra sapy” and the life-moment of “sai do armário e minha mãe me aceitou omg”. Finally, the combination of self-aware humor, occasional righteous anger, and genuine affection for friends and partner—seen in “god bless this friendship” and “falei pra minha namorada 'ta complicado pra nossa beckynha, amor' ai ela respondeu 'NOSSA????'”—fits Lisa’s blend of earnestness and snark much better than the more chaotic or oblivious personalities of Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they frequently talk about socializing and shared experiences, like wanting to be called to go out drinking in “alguem precisa me chamar pra ir num barzinho nao aceito”, spending hours gaming with a friend in “eu passando horas jogando com a @jenkoasis”, and openly sharing personal milestones such as “sai do armário e minha mãe me aceitou omg”. Their tweets focus more on interpretations, opinions, and fandom meta than on concrete sensory details, which leans Intuition, as seen in takes about sexuality labels and representation like “as vezes você é hétero mesmo miga, para de arrumar desculpas pra não estar com mulheres” and commentary on characters and narratives in series and ships. They strongly prioritize values and emotional reactions over detached logic, showing clear Feeling preferences in passionate defenses and moral stances, for example calling out cruelty in “elas pegam fotos de pessoas aleatórias para chamar de nojentas… é puro mau caratismo” and defending people from dogpiling in “vcs nem assistiram a série ainda e ja tao tacando hate na menina, ninguém aguenta mais essa chatice, toda hora viral de hate”. Their style is spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they bounce between topics (BBB, music, vkei, ships, Tumblr, religion, sexuality) in a fluid way, joke about FOMO in “to com fomo”, and don’t show much concern for planning or organizing beyond the moment (even feeling shy just asking about a meeting time in “fui mandar mensagem no grupo pra saber o horário da reunião e to com vergonha ja”). Taken together—highly social, expressive, values-driven, and spontaneous—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘agora é só o charutão’ — if we’re talking upgrades, can I be the next phase after the charuto and take you out for that barzinho you’ve been begging the timeline for?
- You’re into visual kei, Diaura, and JILUKA… but I still think your coming-out tweet about your mom accepting you is the most iconic storyline in your discography so far. Want to co-write the next era together?
- You spend hours gaming with @jenkoasis, obsess over Girl Rules, Somyul & Juho, Milklove, and still have time to defend Becky from randoms — do you also speedrun being the perfect girlfriend or is that a lesbian-exclusive DLC I can unlock?
- You: ‘as vezes você é hétero mesmo miga’. Me, looking at your Troye Sivan deep cuts, visual kei rants, and sapphic screams over actresses: I’m definitely not. Scientific question though — can I test that hypothesis on a cinema date with you?
- You begging ‘alguém precisa me chamar pra ir num barzinho’ while tweeting in all caps about Milklove’s décimo filho and passing out over vkei bands… I volunteer as tribute to sit across from you, hear the full lore, and make you as dizzy as your timeline makes me.
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ela/she | visual kei, Troye, TBZ & sapphic dramas | once spent hours gaming instead of asking the group what time the meeting was– @lgbowie
Your signature cocktail
Visual Kei Coconut FOMO Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with toasted coconut for that dramatic Brazilian core and their wish to live on coconut water forever, echoing “queria beber água de coco pro resto da vida muito bom água de coco”. Lychee liqueur adds a delicate, queer sweetness that nods to their sapphic side and the way they hype other lesbians, like “nós sapatonas quando temos a oportunidade de apoiar outra sapy”. Fresh lime juice brings sharp acidity for their cutting replies and zero-tolerance for nonsense, as seen in “vcs tem que parar de digitar qualquer merda e achar que ta arrasando” and “IMUNDO, pqp, você não tem humanidade nenhuma seu lixo”. The pink guava soda makes it bubbly, chaotic, and a bit extra, matching their all-caps reactions like “QUE TWEET EH ESSE KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MDS VCS TÃO DOIDOS PORRA”. Finally, a smoked sea salt rim represents the lingering bitterness and drama of stan Twitter and reality shows they follow and fight about, from “se eu tivesse no bbb tbm ficaria o dia todo falando da minha namorada” to the passionate chaos of “A LOVE LEVOU EXPOSED E CHOROU NAS REPLIES”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline reads as outspoken, confrontational, and driven by a strong sense of justice, which is very characteristic of Gryffindor. They repeatedly jump in to defend people and call out what they see as nonsense or cruelty, e.g. responding to harassment with “elas pegam fotos de pessoas aleatórias para chamar de nojentas… é puro mau caratismo e eu desejo que smt mesmo” and blasting someone with “IMUNDO, pqp, você não tem humanidade nenhuma seu lixo”. There’s also a pattern of boldly standing up for lesbians and queer women against bad faith discourse, like “as vezes você é hétero mesmo miga, para de arrumar desculpas pra não estar com mulheres” and mocking ‘fake woke’ takes in “que white girl sua demente KKKKK vsf olha o nível que vocês chegaram”. They show loyalty and protective energy toward friends and ships, e.g. “god bless this friendship”, “fiquem enchendo o saco da minha prin pra vcs verem”, and “minha namorada” in “falei pra minha namorada 'ta complicado pra nossa beckynha, amor' ai ela respondeu 'NOSSA????'”, but it comes out in a fiery, combative style more than gentle Hufflepuff energy. The impulsive, caps-lock reactions like “QUE TWEET EH ESSE KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MDS VCS TÃO DOIDOS PORRA” and “VOU DESMAIAR Q TWEET EH ESSE” also suggest someone who leads with passion and gut instinct rather than detached analysis. Overall, the mix of courage to speak out, readiness to confront conflict, and fierce protectiveness over their community fits Gryffindor more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
One of Your Girls - Troye Sivan
Troye Sivan is one of their clear obsessions, as they say they love “musicas do troye sivan that were never officially released” in “te amo musicas do troye sivan que nunca foram oficialmente lançadas”, so a Troye track naturally matches their vibe. One of Your Girls fits their dramatic, slightly chaotic, deeply online tone, the way they oscillate between intense humor and raw emotion in tweets like “which one of us went and fucked up? you and me, guess it was me”. The song’s queer longing and messy desire echo how openly and proudly they talk about being a lesbian and about their girlfriend, as in “falei pra minha namorada 'ta complicado pra nossa beckynha, amor' ai ela respondeu 'NOSSA????'” and “se eu tivesse no bbb tbm ficaria o dia todo falando da minha namorada”. Their mix of sharp online commentary, fandom passion (for vkei, TBZ, GL, Skamverse), and unapologetic queer identity gives them the same playful but emotionally loaded energy as this song. Overall, One of Your Girls captures that blend of yearning, irony, and queer pop culture fluency that runs through their timeline.
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