
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, creative, and a bit alienated while still desperately wanting connection. Like Lisa, they swing between confidence and insecurity about being liked, asking things like “why does everyone makes me feel like an annoying bitch? Maybe I am¿ idk anymore” and “It’s funny how I’m so boring that no one wants to even talk to me”, which mirrors Lisa’s recurring fear of being too much or not enough. Their bio reference to being “the man of the crowd” and their poetic, slightly dramatic tone echo Lisa’s artistic, literary side, as does the way they overthink social dynamics and friendships, like in “Hola, por ahora no voy a usar más esta cuenta… No la desactivo ni nada por+”. At the same time, they are extremely passionate and obsessive about their niche interests (Oasis, Liam Gallagher), similar to Lisa’s intensity about jazz and causes, shown in tweets like “Che re dormí con la publicaciones, antes subía más cosas, chicas pronto aportaré más a oasistwt no me dejen”. The mixture of sharp humor, emotional vulnerability, and feeling out of place in social groups fits Lisa far better than more carefree or chaotic characters like Bart or Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: despite wanting interaction, they repeatedly feel out of place and ignored in social spaces, e.g. “Ustedes entienden que ni los bots me mandan mensaje?” and “Alguien que esté interesado en mi miserable vida?”, and they describe returning from a “spiritual retreat” away from Twitter in “hola hermanas, he vuelto de mi retiro espiritual siempre hago lo mismoajjsjja no duro ni dos semanas sin twitter”. They favor Intuition over concrete Sensing: their focus is on emotional impressions and romanticized ideas (Oasis, Liam, abstract self-image) rather than practical details, e.g. “Aunque odies a todos y probablemente me también me odiarías a mí, yo te amo” and the self-mocking fantasy tone of “Una noche con él 🙏”. They are clearly Feeling: they judge situations through emotions and relationships, worrying about being annoying or unloved in “why does everyone makes me feel like an annoying bitch? Maybe I am¿ idk anymore” and “It’s funny how I’m so boring that no one wants to even talk to me”, and responding to artists with intense affection like “YO LAS AMO”. Their Perceiving side shows in their spontaneity and lack of long-term structure around the account: they impulsively quit and then come back in “Hola, por ahora no voy a usar más esta cuenta… Solo eso…” only to return soon after, and they frequently change their mind or fantasize without clear plans, as in “Vale la pena darle una oportunidad al feo rarito o no?”. Taken together—introspective, romantic, self-deprecating, emotionally intense, and a bit chaotic about decisions—this matches INFP more closely than other types.

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16 • Oasis, The Beatles & Aperol-fueled overthinking • Once saw a French bulldog surfing and peaked emotionally right there– @lgsrockinchair

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a vodka + Aperol backbone for their bio-level priorities (“pasta, vodka, beatles and Oasis”) and their unapologetic devotion in “Drinking an Aperol for Liam”. A basil & black pepper syrup nods to the pasta girl who’s a bit spicy and dramatic, like when they confess “why does everyone makes me feel like an annoying bitch? Maybe I am¿ idk anymore”. Lemon juice with sea salt brings that sour-salty sting of feeling ignored or abandoned in “why is everyone unfollowing me what did I do” and “It’s funny how I’m so boring that no one wants to even talk to me”. The foamy top represents their romantic, dreamy side and fangirl soft spot, obsessing over Liam in tweets like “Holy moly, he looked so good when he used those scarves” and “Help he looks like a bird”. Finally, the tiny sugar rim over all that bitterness is the part of them that keeps coming back to Twitter and to people, saying “hola hermanas, he vuelto de mi retiro espiritual siempre hago lo mismoajjsjja no duro ni dos semanas sin twitter” and still asking “La que quiera es bienvenida a hablarme che”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven more by attachment and emotional loyalty than by ambition or bravado, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They are openly affectionate and devoted, whether it’s to their idols – e.g., the intense, almost tender focus on Liam and Noel in tweets like “A thread of Liam Gallagher with girls/fangirls¿” and “Gracias Liam por” – or to small joys like pets in “Hoy ví a un bulldog francés SURFEANDO, vos querés que me muera de amorr???”. They repeatedly express a desire for connection and community over status, for example “La que quiera es bienvenida a hablarme che” and “Síganme las que quieran 🙏”, which fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of inclusivity and friendliness. Even when they feel ignored or insecure – “It’s funny how I’m so boring that no one wants to even talk to me” and “why does everyone makes me feel like an annoying bitch? Maybe I am¿ idk anymore” – their focus is on belonging rather than on proving superiority, distinguishing them from Slytherin or Gryffindor. Finally, their willingness to come back to the same community after a ‘retirement’ (“hola hermanas, he vuelto de mi retiro espiritual… no duro ni dos semanas sin twitter”) shows a kind of stubborn devotion and emotional constancy that is very Hufflepuff in spirit.

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Their entire personality on X revolves around Oasis and, especially, Liam Gallagher, from posts like “Take me back to the day I went to see Oasis please I need it again” to thirsty reactions such as “Necesito refregar la cara en ese pecho” and “Holy moly, he looked so good when he used those scarves”. Slide Away captures that intense, romantic, almost desperate devotion that they project onto Liam and the band. At the same time, the song’s undercurrent of insecurity and fear of being left behind mirrors tweets like “why is everyone unfollowing me what did I do” and “It’s funny how I’m so boring that no one wants to even talk to me”. Lines about needing someone and not wanting them to "slide away" resonate with their mix of vulnerability and craving for connection seen in “La que quiera es bienvenida a hablarme che” and “Alguien que esté interesado en mi miserable vida?”. The track is both tender and dramatic, just like their oscillation between self-deprecating humor and intense fangirl passion.

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