Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares relapse, mental health, and fear with girlfriend and friends, e.g. “guys i need to tell my gf i relapsed…” and “i told my gf that i relapsed and confessed everything…”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns like self-sabotage and long-term struggles, e.g. “I flunked a dual enrollment class because I was skipping as self sabotage…” and “i’ve spent a good 6+ years being like this…”.
- Humorous: Uses dark humor and memes to express feelings, e.g. “i feel like such a chud… st4rving, cvtting myself, and playing fucking geometry dash” and “anyone else get excited for a scheduled cvtting sesh? no just me? okay....”.
- Creative: Draws and creates OCs and strawpages, e.g. “finally finished a freaking drawing i’ve been in such a huge artblock” and “had to draw my fuckass oc that i project all my problems on as that one wojak”.
- Reflective: Looks back on past versions of self and accounts, e.g. “lowkey missing my old accounts.....rip liaatthepsych” and “i will forever mourn how pale i looked my freshman year in the peak of my honeymoon phase compared to now”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Actively glorifies or plans self-harm and relapse, e.g. “arm amputation here I come!”, “only hit styro tonight sigh, tomorrow ill try harder”, and “I want to relapse on sh so bad…”.
- Hopeless mindset: Expresses giving up on recovery and wanting to worsen, e.g. “ive spent a good 6+ years being like this and ive lost hope! so now my main goal is to get worse!”.
- Substance reliance: Frequently uses or seeks substances to cope, e.g. “I NEED TO GET HIGH ATP TO ESCAPE THIS MADNESS”, “can there be a button where I click it and I can be high for like ever?”, and “i have a legit access to cocaine… i just need 120 bucks”.
- Negative body-image: Harsh language toward own body and food, e.g. “how am i at the big 18 years old and still fat bruh i need to lock tf in” and “SO MANY CARBS OH MY GOD”.
- Interpersonal distrust: Feels unable to rely on others and views friends as uncaring, e.g. “Friends? all of them lowkey evil.” and “love when my 'friends' disregard plans we made… And I wonder why I relapsed so badly.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she is intensely self-aware, emotionally volatile, and often feels alienated despite wanting connection, much like this user describing crying over small things and needing to escape with substances: “I NEED TO GET HIGH ATP TO ESCAPE THIS MADNESS I NEED TO GET HIGHUUHHHH”. Lisa also struggles with perfectionism and self-criticism; similarly, this user harshly judges themself and their body, as seen in “how am i at the big 18 years old and still fat bruh i need to lock tf in”. There’s a strong sense of feeling misunderstood or abandoned by friends and adults, which mirrors Lisa’s recurring arcs about loneliness and not being taken seriously, like in “it sucks not being able to vent to anyone… LIKE WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO?!”. Their dark humor and tendency to intellectualize or narrativize their pain—joking about psych wards and relapse in tweets like “i just realized if my persuasion skills werent good I would probably be a revolving door patient at psychwards”—also echoes Lisa’s habit of turning her distress into commentary. Finally, the way they overthink relationships and fear rejection, especially with their girlfriend, is very similar to Lisa’s anxious attachment and sensitivity, as seen in “i’m so scared to share that i relapsed to my girlfriend what if she hears that and hates me???”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their life is largely online, they describe themselves as "in my room all the time" in “i feel like such a chud, like im 18 and in my room all the time st4rving, cvtting myself, and playing fucking geometry dash bro” and repeatedly say they have no one to talk to in real life, as in “it sucks not being able to vent to anyone… LIKE WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO?!”. They lean strongly intuitive (N): they constantly interpret events through a broader, self-referential lens (projecting onto OCs and media characters in “had to draw my fuckass oc that i project all my problems on as that one wojak” and “how i look projecting an eating disorder onto characters i like in media”), and ruminate about identity and patterns (e.g. "spent a good 6+ years being like this" and wanting to "get worse"). Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F)-based and emotionally framed: they’re preoccupied with relationships and fear of abandonment in “i’m so scared to share that i relapsed to my girlfriend what if she hears that and hates me???” and react intensely to perceived slights from friends in “love when my 'friends' disregard plans we made… And I wonder why I relapsed so badly.”. On the J/P axis, they present as perceiving (P): their life is highly unstructured and impulsive, from self-sabotaging school in “I flunked a dual enrollment class because I was skipping as self sabotage” to spontaneous self-harm and substance decisions like “i need everyone to GO TO BED i have BUSINESS TO TAKE OF (getting high and an awesome cvt sesh)” and “FUCK I HIT MY VAPE SO MUCH IT WENT DOWN FROM 16 TO 4 JUICE IN A DAY”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, identity-focused rumination, use of projection and symbolism, and lack of concrete planning fits INFP better than similar types like INTP or ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your right arm is ‘free real estate’ but can we compromise—no new scars, just my number written there instead?
- If your DM can casually drop your DnD character into an avalanche for missing one session, imagine what I’d do if you skipped a date with me. (Spoiler: it’s just pouting and buying you Monster Energy.)
- You talked your way out of being hospitalized multiple times—how about you use those persuasion skills to convince yourself to go on one tiny, low-stakes date with me?
- You said projecting an eating disorder onto characters is your brand—counter‑offer: we project a semi‑functional situationship onto us and see if it sticks.
- You’re out here crying over crosswords and getting high to escape the madness; I can’t promise to fix your mental health, but I can offer stupid jokes, late‑night vent sessions, and someone who actually shows up to the plans they make.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • art goblin with too many thoughts and a vape habit • once cried over a crossword puzzle and still showed up to the job interview– @Liaatnight
Your signature cocktail
The Forced Recovery Fizz
This drink hits hard and fast like their mental health spirals and all-nighters, nodding to the way they keep "talking their way out" of psych wards and job interviews with a wired, anxious energy, as seen when they said they can "talk my way out of it" and mentioned a job interview they hoped to get: “just did a job interview 💔 hopefully i get it”. The cherry liqueur stands in for the romantic softness and fear of being abandoned, especially around telling their girlfriend about relapse: “i’m so scared to share that i relapsed to my girlfriend what if she hears that and hates me??? hate me and then leave me!”. Bitter pink grapefruit soda captures their sharp self-deprecation and body image struggles, like “how am i at the big 18 years old and still fat bruh i need to lock tf in” and “i feel like i have overeaten today like omg... SO MANY CARBS OH MY GOD”. The dash of absinthe/anise represents their flirtation with extremes and substances—coke access, weed, vape, and wanting to be high forever: “can there be a button where I click it and I can be high for like ever?” and “FUCK I HIT MY VAPE SO MUCH IT WENT DOWN FROM 16 TO 4 JUICE IN A DAY”. Finally, the charred rosemary sprig is the scarred but still-standing part of them, a smoky reminder of self-harm and relapse cycles like “only hit styro tonight sigh, tomorrow ill try harder tbf ive been clean for 3 months until now” and “i want to cut on my arms so bad THEY FEEL SO EMPTY”, yet still a living herb that refuses to die off completely.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
L shows strong self-preservation and strategic thinking, a core Slytherin trait, in how they repeatedly "talk their way out" of hospitalization and psych wards: they note that they’ve "almost been hospitalized multiple times (good thing i can talk my way out of it" in one tweet and expand on this skill in another, saying they "yapped my way out of being sent multiple times" (“i told my gf that i relapsed… good thing i can talk my way out of it but still”, “i just realized if my persuasion skills werent good I would probably be a revolving door patient at psychwards (i yapped my way out of being sent multiple times)”). They also show ambition twisted inward, describing a desire not to improve but to push themselves further into destructive goals: “i hate when people assume i wanna get better when they hear my problems, like no i’ve spent a good 6+ years being like this and ive lost hope! so now my main goal is to get worse!”. Their careful calculation around hiding self-harm scars to avoid being caught (“my right arm is completely scarless like so much free real estate… but then i realize i’d get caught so fast”) and their awareness of risk vs. reward in relapse (“I want to relapse on sh so bad but like I risk getting a body check at the big 18 bro”) show a distinctly cunning, risk-managing mindset rather than Gryffindor impulsiveness. Even their joking about exploiting access to drugs (“I have a legit access to cocaine that i have never taken advantage of.....i just need 120 bucks......”) reflects a pattern of opportunistic thinking. Altogether, the blend of persuasion, calculated concealment, and darkly focused goals aligns much more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song for L is Bury a Friend because it captures obsessive, self-destructive thoughts, dark humor, and feeling like your own worst enemy—all of which show up in their tweets. The song’s themes of being trapped in a cycle of harm and not really wanting to get better echo L’s attitude in “i hate when people assume i wanna get better when they hear my problems, like no i’ve spent a good 6+ years being like this and ive lost hope! so now my main goal is to get worse!” and “only hit styro tonight sigh, tomorrow ill try harder tbf ive been clean for 3 months until now”. The way Billie writes from the perspective of the monster under the bed parallels L’s self-aware but resigned tone about their own mental health, like “i just realized if my persuasion skills werent good I would probably be a revolving door patient at psychwards (i yapped my way out of being sent multiple times)”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and nihilism fits their posts about relapse and self-harm, such as “i remember being a hardcore multi swiper until I got better blades, how unstoppable would I be with my new blades and multi swiping omg, arm amputation here I come!”. Finally, the eerie, dissociative vibe of the track matches L’s combination of emotional overload and detachment, reflected in “i feel like such a chud, like im 18 and in my room all the time st4rving, cvtting myself, and playing fucking geometry dash bro” and “i see a mental breakdown and sending voice notes to my friend frantically in my future...........”.
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