Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Educator: She expresses deep love for her field in “sou apaixonada em AV” and enjoys her students, calling them “meus pirralho”.
- Social Justice Advocate: She vocalizes strong stances against misogyny and harassment, as seen in her critique of “misógino criminoso” public figures.
- Devoted Daughter: She shows immense empathy for her mother, stating “faria loucuras para que minha mae nunca mais derramasse uma lágrima”.
- Loyal Friend: Lia frequently engages with and tags her friend @muitopateta, sharing humor and “coded” content regularly.
- Culturally Engaged: She actively follows music, literature, and television, even starting a “thread” to evaluate her 2026 reading list.
Weaknesses:
- Low Stress Tolerance: She admits to reaching a “nível de cansaço que da vontade de chorar” and feeling overwhelmed by work.
- Short Temper: Lia frequently expresses hatred for minor public inconveniences, such as “louvor no busao” or speakers on public transport.
- Rigid Routine: She struggles with flexibility, noting that changing her schedule makes her feel “MALUCA e DESORGANIZADA”.
- Work Avoidance: She openly contemplates “arrumar um atestado para nao trabalhar” and voices dread about her shifts.
- Judgmental Outlook: She generalizes groups harshly, claiming “galera meditação good vibes” are usually insufferable people.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, lia is a passionate student and educator who deeply values the arts, as seen when she describes herself as a “fã número 1” of her Visual Arts major. She possesses a sharp, critical eye for social issues and morality, frequently calling out injustice and misogyny by stating that “ser mulher é um inferno” and criticizing the public for embracing “misógino criminoso” figures. While she has a high-brow appreciation for culture, she also shares Lisa’s occasional feelings of exhaustion with the world around her, noting moments “quando voce ta num nível de cansaço que da vontade de chorar”. Ultimately, her blend of academic dedication, strong ethical stances, and vocal frustration with societal norms perfectly mirrors the Lisa Simpson archetype.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Lia demonstrates Extroversion through her high social engagement, frequent interactions with friends like @muitopateta, and her excitement for large public events like “thinking about the Duchess's block party 24/7”. Her Intuitive nature is shown in her passion for the arts and her ability to analyze Big Brother contestants through a metaphorical lens, such as describing a player as her “favorite plant in the garden”. She leads with Feeling, expressing intense emotions regarding social justice and family, stating “how it hurts” to see her mother cry and emphasizing empathy over cold logic. Finally, her Perceiving trait is evident in her struggle with routine, explicitly tweeting that “it leaves me crazy and disorganized” when she has to change her schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- I know you hate bad coffee, but I promise our chemistry would be way more intense than a 'diarreia hidratada.'
- Are you a contestant on BBB26? Because you’ve got a better vision of the game than Leandro and I’m ready to close my 'quarteto' with you.
- I’d never give you the 'silent treatment'—I’d much rather be the person you spend 24/7 thinking about, even more than the Bloquinho da Duquesa.
- Since the UEMG entrance exam is over, how about we create some 'Artes Visuais' of our own? I promise I'm more interesting than a 7-candidates-per-vacancy ratio.
- Forget the Big Fone—the only call I’m waiting for is yours, and unlike Jonas, I promise I won't be insufferable (unless you want me to be).
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Visual Arts student and educator in Belo Horizonte. Lover of reality TV chaos and coffee. Dedicated to teaching art while navigating the perils of the bus.– @liacascuda
Your signature cocktail
The Interino Visual-Art-Ini
This cocktail captures Lia's high-energy life as a “Tuitera em tempo interino” and art student. The strong espresso base reflects her daily struggle of “indo trabalhar” while obsessing over pop culture, while the Minas Cachaça honors her “pessoas de beagá” identity. The bitter orange mirrors her unapologetic honesty, like when she calls a contestant “simplesmente INSUPORTAVEL”, yet she remains a “fã número 1” of her chosen path. Finally, the glitter represents her passion for “artes visuais”, making the drink as vibrant as her feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Lia demonstrates classic Gryffindor traits through her fiery temperament and willingness to confront social issues head-on, such as when she declares, “eu ODEIO ser mulher a gente nao tem paz pra andar na rua vsf”. Her impulsiveness and passionate defense of her beliefs are evident in her sharp critiques of reality TV contestants, specifically calling out those she deems toxic: “fico aliviada que ele saiu pq oh país que gosta de adotar misógino criminoso”. Even her choice of entertainment reveals a preference for bold, disruptive energy, noting that a polarizing contestant is “simplesmente INSUPORTAVEL exatamente o tipo de perfil que a gente precisa”. This combination of vocal advocacy against injustice and a high-energy, confrontational personality aligns perfectly with the house of the brave and daring.
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Your song
Hard Times - Paramore
Lia’s personality perfectly mirrors the vibrant yet chaotic and cynical energy of Paramore's Hard Times. She frequently vents about the daily struggles of being a woman and a worker, tweeting “eu ODEIO ser mulher a gente nao tem paz pra andar na rua vsf” and “quando voce ta num nível de cansaço que da vontade de chorar”. Despite these hardships, she remains a dedicated 'Tuitera' who finds humor in the mess, especially through her intense obsession with Big Brother Brasil. Her life is a blend of professional exhaustion and online escapism, captured when she says “EU NAO QUERO IR TRABALHAR HOJE” followed by endless commentary on reality TV drama. This contrast between the stress of reality and the rhythmic, upbeat sarcasm of her social media presence makes the track a fitting anthem for her.
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