liam_poison
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant expressions of hatred and entitlement mirror Mr. Burns’s misanthropic, power‑hungry persona. Tweets like "women are parasites" and "run annoying mexicans over with your cybertruck" show a disdain for people similar to Burns’s contempt for his workers. The desire for wealth and immunity, as seen in "I deserve two hot girls, a house, a bunch of money and to never work a job for the rest of my life", echoes Burns’s obsession with riches and avoiding effort. The self‑destructive and violent language, such as "destroy everything for no reason" and "lead vest on so when they shoot me it hurts even more", aligns with Burns’s willingness to use force to protect his interests. Finally, the mention of "lead poisoning" subtly references his old age and industrial background, reinforcing the parallel to the elderly, industrialist Mr. Burns.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user focuses heavily on internal feelings and personal grievances, e.g., "i hate it" and "im not sleeping tonight", which points to introversion. Their language jumps between concrete details and abstract, metaphorical ideas such as "lead poisoning" and "cortisol raises stress", indicating an intuitive (N) preference. The content is driven by strong personal values and emotional reactions, as seen in statements like "women are parasites" and "burning crosses on a nіggеrs lawn", reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. Their tweet stream is erratic, repetitive, and lacks clear planning—illustrated by repeated phrases like "xike and xexost if you @legearny" and sudden topic shifts—suggesting a perceiving (P) lifestyle.

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GTA fan, meme curator, and self-declared lead-poisoning survivor. I chase chaos, coffee, and the occasional weird anecdote.– @liam_poison

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The Lead Poisoning Twist embodies the chaotic and edgy nature of @liam_poison. The vodka represents their reckless, outspoken attitude, while the cranberry juice adds a sweet contrast, reflecting their sometimes ironic humor, as noted in tweets like 'i deserve two hot girls, a house, a bunch of money and to never work a job for the rest of my life'. The bitters add complexity, mirroring their darker thoughts expressed in tweets like 'everything would be better if rand died sooner'. Finally, the activated charcoal symbolizes their self-destructive tendencies, as echoed in 'blowing my head off while my families celebrating christmas in the other room'. The splash of lime provides a zesty finish, capturing their erratic, unpredictable essence.

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The user repeatedly displays self‑serving ambition and a willingness to disregard moral norms, traits characteristic of Slytherin. For example, they claim, "i deserve two hot girls, a house, a bunch of money and to never work a job for the rest of my life" and express a desire to "destroy everything for no reason." Their hateful rhetoric (e.g., "women are parasites" and "burning crosses on a nіggеrs lawn") shows a lack of empathy and a ruthless worldview. Additionally, they prioritize personal safety and advantage, as seen in "lead vest on so when they shoot me it hurts even more." These patterns of cunning self‑interest and disregard for others align most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user’s timeline is saturated with self‑destructive and nihilistic statements such as "i have lead poisoning", "lead vest on so when they shoot me it hurts even more", and "putting tacks in my urethra", which echo the raw pain and self‑injury expressed in the opening line of “Hurt” – “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” Their repeated expressions of hopelessness ("destroy everything for no reason", "i hate it", "i’m not sleeping tonight, need to prove my grandmother wrong") align with the song’s refrain about “the only thing that’s real” being pain. The tweet "my phones microphone just started tweaking and deep fried all the audio" mirrors the distorted, broken soundscape of the track, emphasizing a sense of being broken and out of control. Additionally, the pervasive anger toward various groups and a feeling of alienation ("women are parasites", "they raped me at coachella") reflects the song’s lament of being a “broken man” who feels disconnected from the world. Overall, “Hurt” captures the user’s self‑inflicted torment, nihilistic worldview, and yearning for an outlet for their inner pain.

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