Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted Fan: Frequently celebrates Manchester City and football passion, e.g. “FOOTBALL CRAZY FOOTBALL MAD cmon city you mad bastards QUADRUPLE vibes in the area LG x” and multiple “MCFC” tweets.
- Spiritually Oriented: Bio highlights “SPIRITUAL… ZEN” and tweets like “SPIRITUAL PEOPLE” and “FAITH SPIRIT DISCIPLINE” show focus on spirituality and discipline.
- Grateful Performer: Expresses deep appreciation to fans in “THANKYOU from the bottom of my heart… with you were the BEST BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET LG x”.
- Self-Aware: Openly apologizes when he feels he’s gone too far, e.g. “If I caused any distress and upset anyone this morning I’m deeply sorry… I got it wrong please forgive me LG”.
- Recovery-Focused: References sobriety with pride and humour, e.g. “1st Christmas sober since I was 3 absolutely incredible stats LG x”, showing commitment to personal change.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Language: Regularly uses insults like “CUNTS” and “GOBSHITES”, e.g. “To the massive CUNT who launched that flare into the crowd last night…” and “let’s have it fucking right you GOBSHITES”.
- Aggressive Tone: Often frames disagreement as confrontation, e.g. “To the Edinburgh council… your attitude fucking stinks I’d leave town that day if I was any of you lot”.
- Impulsive Posting: Admits to getting people “riled up” then walking it back, e.g. “Gotta admit that was good craic gotta you all riled up to ras” followed by an apology tweet.
- Dismissive Criticism: Labels critics as “soft cunts” and tells them to stop “MOAN[ING]” in “And if it’s not your cup of tea DONT buy it but don’t MOAN about it as well you soft cunts”.
- Provocative Mockery: Mocks others’ complaints or emotions, e.g. “Lots of mean spirited people on here I’m sooooooooooo upset I haven’t stopped crying for days” and repeated “DIDDUMS” tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The profile reads like Homer Simpson turned into a Britpop frontman: loud, impulsive, emotional, and weirdly spiritual in his own chaotic way. Like Homer bragging about himself, Liam declares “I AM THE FUCKING BOLLOCKS” and calls himself a “RNR STAR GODLIKE… LEGEND BIBLICAL,” showing the same comically inflated self-belief. He swings between heartfelt love and abuse of “bumbaclarts” and “GOBSHITES,” just as Homer veers from dopey affection to over-the-top rage, seen in tweets like “To all OASIS fans… THANKYOU from the bottom of my heart” versus “To the massive CUNT who launched that flare…”. His football obsession and blind faith in Man City – “We’re gonna win the PL and CL trust me MCFC LG x” and “PEP IS GOD” – mirrors Homer’s fanatical, often delusional devotion to his teams and heroes. Even his mock-dramatic sulks and apologies, like “Guys I think I’m gonna close my twitter account and think long and hard about my EXISTENCE” followed by “If I caused any distress… I’m deeply sorry”, feel very Homer: big feelings, big gestures, and a fundamentally soft center under all the bluster.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They clearly lean Extraverted (E): the whole feed is outward-facing, hyping crowds and football fans, and constantly addressing others as an audience: “To all the BEAUTIFUL people from the cotswolds I come in peace…” and “To all OASIS fans around the world young middle aged old as fuck THANKYOU from the bottom of my heart…”. The tone is high-energy, attention-embracing, and socially fuelled rather than private or introspective. They come across as iNtuitive (N) more than purely Sensing: they use big, imaginative, almost mythic language—“BIBLICAL,” “CELESTIAL,” “SPIRITUAL”—and slogans like “BIBLICAL VIBRATIONS 4 DA NATIONS” and “FAITH SPIRIT DISCIPLINE”, which are abstract and symbolic rather than concrete descriptions. There’s also playful, surreal phrasing such as “MOISTIFICATION for the NATION” and “HIGH VOLTAGE TO RAS”, fitting an imaginative, associative style. The feed fits Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and reactions are driven by values, loyalty, and emotion, and he regularly uses strong affective language and moral stances: “To the Edinburgh council… quite frankly your attitude fucking stinks I’d leave town that day if I was any of you lot”, and warm appreciation like “forever grateful for your ENERGY and BIBLICAL vibes”. When he missteps, he apologizes in emotional, relational terms—“If I caused any distress and upset anyone this morning I’m deeply sorry… please forgive me”—rather than offering a detached rational justification. Finally, he seems far more Perceiving (P) than Judging: his tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment reactions—football outbursts like “MCFC 3 LFC 1 let’s have it fucking right you GOBSHITES”, sudden ALL-CAPS exclamations like “Fuck me it’s SATURDAY”, and playful teases such as “Shall I give you another 5 mins” around announcements. He also flips moods publicly—“Guys I think I’m gonna close my twitter account and think long and hard about my EXISTENCE”—which feels spontaneous rather than pre-planned. Taken together, the social energy (E), symbolic/visionary language (N), emotionally value-driven tone (F), and improvisational, freewheeling style (P) line up best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your first Christmas sober since you were 3 was “absolutely incredible stats” — fancy blowing your own mind again with another incredible stat: you + me = 100% BIBLICAL FC, no hangover required.
- You keep tweeting “BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” and “SPIRITUAL PEOPLE” like you’re scouting a squad — any chance you need one more celestial colleague to help you LICK IT UP TO RAS on tour?
- You declared PEP IS GOD and MCFC are winning the PL, CL and even the WC — bold prophecy, PROPHET. How about you predict one more miracle: us mooning over each other instead of just MCFC mooning over trophies?
- From ‘HELP’ to ‘I AM THE FUCKING BOLLOCKS’ to ‘BODY IS A TEMPLE’, that’s some journey — if you ever need a humble RASTAFAIRY to bring PEACE ✌️ LOVE ❤️ and keep that temple zen between gigs, I volunteer as spiritual tribute.
- You told the Cotswolds you’re LO FI and the BEST BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET with the fans — I’m just saying, if you ever want to test that ‘APPROACHABLE JEDI’ bit, slide over here and we’ll see if the force is strong enough for a date, RKID.
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Singer, City obsessive, ex-Oasis mouthpiece. Once did Christmas sober and still shouted ‘BUMBACLARTS’ at the TV. Tours, tunes, and a bit of zen.– @liamgallagher
Your signature cocktail
BIBLICAL RASTA BUMBA-CLARTINI
The overproof Jamaican rum brings loud, swaggering strength, mirroring the self‑mythologizing energy of “RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL” from the bio and all the “RASTAS” / “RASTAFAIRYS” shout‑outs. A Manchester-style bitter ale reduction nods to the MCFC obsession and terrace bite of “FOOTBALL CRAZY FOOTBALL MAD cmon city you mad bastards QUADRUPLE vibes in the area LG x”, adding a dry, Northern bitterness under the bravado. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and cutting, like the blunt put‑downs in “If it’s not your cup of tea DONT buy it but don’t MOAN about it as well you soft cunts”. The ginger and honey syrup represents the unexpectedly warm, spiritual side beneath the attitude, inspired by the love for “BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” and the gratitude in “without you were just a good band with you were the BEST BAND ON THE FUCKING PLANET LG x”. Finally, a mist of smoked sea salt echoes the raw, no‑filter edge of “FUCKOFF FC” and all the recurring “BUMBACLARTS”, leaving a lingering swagger on the palate that’s as LO FI and in‑your‑face as his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The dominant traits in these tweets are boldness, combativeness, and a willingness to stand up loudly for what he believes, all of which align strongly with Gryffindor. He openly calls out people and institutions without fear, like when he blasts the Edinburgh council – “To the Edinburgh council I’ve heard what you said about OASIS fans and quite frankly your attitude fucking stinks I’d leave town that day if I was any of you lot” – which shows confrontational courage more than diplomacy or calculation. His football tweets are full of chest‑out bravado and defiance, such as “FOOTBALL CRAZY FOOTBALL MAD cmon city you mad bastards QUADRUPLE vibes in the area LG x” and “To all the fans of so called BIG CLUBS crying coz little city have signed a few players in the January sales GROW THE FUCK UP LG x,” reflecting impulsive, passionate loyalty in classic Gryffindor fashion. He repeatedly frames himself in almost heroic, larger‑than‑life terms – “RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET SPIRITUAL…” in his bio and “I AM THE FUCKING BOLLOCKS” – which matches Gryffindor’s flair for heroic self‑image more than Slytherin’s calculated ambition. At the same time, he shows a blunt but sincere readiness to own mistakes and apologize publicly, as in “If I caused any distress and upset anyone this morning I’m deeply sorry… I got it wrong please forgive me LG” and “Sorry if I offended anyone with my tweet before it wasn’t intentional you know I love you all and I do not discriminate. peace and love LG x,” which indicates moral courage rather than manipulative self‑preservation. Taken together—loud courage, confrontations in defense of fans and club, heroic self‑mythologizing, and willingness to take public responsibility—these are textbook Gryffindor hallmarks.
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Your song
Rock ’n’ Roll Star - Oasis
The song Rock ’n’ Roll Star fits them perfectly because their bio literally declares, “RNR STAR GODLIKE… LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET”, which echoes the song’s defiant belief in being larger than life. Their constant shout-outs to “BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” in tweets like “BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” and “BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” mirror the song’s celebration of a devoted crowd and shared euphoria. The football-obsessed, us-vs-them swagger in posts such as “FOOTBALL CRAZY FOOTBALL MAD cmon city you mad bastards QUADRUPLE vibes in the area LG x” and “To all the fans of so called BIG CLUBS crying… GROW THE FUCK UP LG x” matches the song’s rebellious, working-class bravado. Even their spiritual and cosmic language, like “BIBLICAL VIBRATIONS 4 DA NATIONS” and “SPIRITUAL PEOPLE”, reflects the way Rock ’n’ Roll Star turns being in a band into a transcendent, almost religious experience. Overall, their mix of humility (“APPROACHABLE ZEN LOVER HUMBLE”) and uncompromising confidence in tweets such as “I AM THE FUCKING BOLLOCKS” is exactly the attitude that song embodies.
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