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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intense fandom, big feelings, and a brain that is clearly always on. They’re openly academic and introspective, like when they say they’re “Writing a shitty essay about how durkheims collective effervescence can be understood through live music events” “Writing a shitty essay about how durkheims collective effervescence can be understood through live music events and i wanna write about live 25 sooo bad…”, which is exactly the kind of nerdy, theory-meets-pop-culture move Lisa would make. Like Lisa, they care deeply and sometimes feel too much, whether it’s “YOU AINR EVER FONNA BURN MY HEART OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” or “i might be a little inactive idk if its bc im on adhd meds now but i genuinely dont feel anything besides pissed off all the time…”, showing emotional intensity and self-awareness. Their lesbian identity and feminist-leaning media takes align with older-teen Lisa energy, like “Trying rly hard to get my gf onto oasis but she doesn't like to listen to men singing which i respect the hell out of Like she's outlesbianing me” and “oasis wouldn't exist without the beatles who wouldn't exist without fangirl culture put some fucking respect on our name…”. The mix of obsessive music nerdiness, social awareness, and occasionally feeling out of place on the timeline (“whu is my tl full of random tweets where did the oasis content go 💔💔💔💔”) all fits Lisa more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly social, outwardly expressive, and energized by interaction, suggesting Extraversion: they frequently narrate nights out and social states to the timeline, e.g. drunk-tweeting with photos and saying things like “im durnk” and “Dranj rum and beer liam gallagher be ready for my tweets”, and openly engaging with fandom drama and in-jokes. Their focus is less on concrete facts and more on vibes, associations, and imaginative comparisons, pointing to Intuition: they describe a song as “the auditory equivalent of how an energy drink and a cigarette hits first thing in the morning” and spin playful hypotheticals like “If liam was a kpop stan he would be one of those evil girlgroup stans…”. Emotional tone and personal attachment dominate their tweets, indicating Feeling over Thinking: they gush about idols (“can we please talk about the way liam Gallagher shows his reactions through expressions? when he's impressed or happy you can see it in his face :(”) and openly share mood states like “i might be a little inactive… i genuinely dont feel anything besides pissed off all the time”, rather than constructing detached arguments. Their life and fandom activity read as spontaneous and flexible rather than tightly planned, fitting Perceiving: they jokingly say “No tweet ideas today”, change course on assignments like not writing about Live 25 in an essay because it’s unmarked (“I am not doing all that”), and frequently act in the moment (e.g. random weekly recaps and impulsive purchases like “GUYS LOOKKK i found this at a book fair in my city”). Altogether, the outward energy, emotional intensity, imaginative riffing, and go-with-the-flow style best match ENFP.

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19 | essays on Oasis, Durkheim & lesbians on the timeline. Once avoided Wonderwall on principle, now planning my life around Live 25.– @liamsbian

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Dark rum stands in for their chaotic, drunk-tweeting gallagher core, like when they declared “Dranj rum and beer liam gallagher be ready for my tweets” and then descended into glorious keyboard smash mode with “loam gaplagjer.” A sharp shot of espresso captures their hyperfixated, up-all-night oasistwt brain, the same energy as using Oasis as a Wordle starter in “ive started using oasis as my starter word for wordle and it has a surprisingly high success rate”. Blackberry liqueur brings the goth, sweet-dark vibe of a lesbian in love with a Britpop diva, echoing “lesbian” and their #goths4oasis bio. Citrus soda or lemonade adds fizzy, chaotic joy, like watching Noel talk drugs over Subway in “Eating subway and watching Noel Gallagher talks about drug use and going to the hospital for panic attacks on YouTube” and screaming along to “YOU AINR EVER FONNA BURN MY HEART OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. The smoked salt rim is for the slightly bitter, perpetually online edge of someone who can say “some of you guys are really fucking weird i hope you know that” and still turn around to coo over posters and book-fair finds like “GUYS LOOKKK i found this at a book fair in my city 😛😛😛😛😛😛”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong loyalty and a ride-or-die attitude toward their interests and people, a core Hufflepuff trait. They repeatedly center their Oasis/Liam fandom as a kind of community and identity, like when they say “oasistwt feels like this sometimes” and “whu is my tl full of random tweets where did the oasis content go 💔💔💔💔”, suggesting attachment to their social circle as much as the band. Their devotion extends to loved ones too: “Trying rly hard to get my gf onto oasis but she doesn't like to listen to men singing which i respect the hell out of Like she's outlesbianing me” and the affectionate posts like “My beautiful wife” highlight warmth, patience, and prioritizing their girlfriend’s comfort over their own agenda. They also show a kind of earnest, grounded work ethic and engagement with school, as in “Writing a shitty essay about how durkheims collective effervescence can be understood through live music events…”, which hints at diligence even when they’re jokingly complaining. While there is wit and some impulsive humor, the dominant throughline is loyalty, emotional warmth, and valuing community—hallmarks of a Hufflepuff rather than the sharper individualism of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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The chaotic, hedonistic energy of Cigarettes & Alcohol fits them perfectly: they literally tweet things like “Dranj rum and beer liam gallagher be ready for my tweets” and “I need to have a cigarette with him so bad”, which echoes the song’s booze-and-fags swagger. The track’s mix of disillusionment and joy in the moment matches tweets such as “listening to Columbia feels like the auditory equivalent of how an energy drink and a cigarette hits first thing in the morning”, where they romanticize intensity and escape. Their whole account is steeped in Gallagher worship and Britpop culture — from “oasis and Blur fans fighting in the big 26” to “Nole Gallaghers high flying birds I love uou” — so an early, attitude-heavy Oasis anthem suits them more than something softer like Wonderwall. The song’s theme of trying to find meaning or a way out through loud guitars, smoking, and going out resonates with their posts about being 19, on ADHD meds, and feeling numb yet clinging to music and fandom, like “i genuinely dont feel anything besides pissed off all the time i still love oasis but it feels like i have zero thoughts to tweet”. Overall, Cigarettes & Alcohol captures their mix of sarcasm, yearning, and messy, music-fueled coping.

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