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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Consistent: He returns to the same themes and targets repeatedly, as shown by multiple 'Arrest Hasan Piker.' posts and ongoing anti‑lib commentary, which makes his positions predictable and steady.
- Fearless: His willingness to post extreme, provocative takes like 'Gitmo' and 'Theyre traitors and they will be dealt with' demonstrates a readiness to say things others avoid.
- Engaged: He pressures public figures directly — 'Calling on @StephenM to deal with this immediately' — showing he monitors politics and tries to influence outcomes rather than passively complain.
- Decisive: Lines such as 'Stop considering it and just DO IT.' reflect a bias toward action and quick decision making rather than lengthy deliberation.
- Attention‑grabbing: His use of incendiary one‑liners, slurs, and repeated motifs (e.g., 'Patriots.', 'AlwaysTrustTrump') is designed to provoke reactions and hold the spotlight.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Frequent calls for punishment and violent rhetoric like 'Theyre traitors and they will be dealt with' risks alienating observers and escalating conflict.
- Closed‑minded: The repeated slurs and blanket judgments such as 'You dont have a human right to White people, jeets.' indicate a tendency to demonize groups rather than engage with nuance.
- Conspiratorial: Apocalyptic statements like 'If the Judicial Question isn't solved, civilization as we know it would end.' and talk of 'global undesirables' show susceptibility to grand conspiracy narratives.
- Law‑risking: Encouraging punitive actions ('Gitmo', 'get vanned') and celebrating others being punished could expose him to moderation or legal scrutiny on platforms and offline.
- Echo‑chambered: His feed is tightly focused on attacking 'libtards' and similar targets, e.g., dozens of replies and taunts, suggesting he circulates within a self‑reinforcing community rather than testing ideas.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the best Simpsons parallel because both are authoritarian, disdainful of perceived inferiors, and willing to manipulate institutions for their ends. American Cromwell's recurring calls for punishment, his elitist tone about 'Patriots' and disdain for modern liberal institutions mirror Mr. Burns's contempt for the masses and his desire to shape society to his preferences.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
ESTJ fits because he is outwardly assertive and socially dominant (Extraverted), focused on concrete threats and immediate actions rather than abstract theorizing (Sensing), makes decisions with blunt logic and toughness rather than sentimentality (Thinking), and wants structure, rules, and enforcement — even if that means dismantling current institutions to impose his preferred order (Judging). Examples: Extraverted engagement in public calls and pressure ('Calling on @StephenM to deal with this immediately'), sensing‑level focus on immigration and visible problems ('Do it, libtard, hide a few Guatemalan illegals'), thinking‑style blunt assessments ('If the Judicial Question isn't solved, civilization as we know it would end.'), and judging desire for decisive action ('Stop considering it and just DO IT.').
Some pickup lines for you
- Do you believe in old‑fashioned law and order? Because I’d follow you anywhere — even to the front lines in LA.
- If being fierce was a sport, you'd be MVP — want to grab coffee and plan our next 'patriot' strategy session?
- Call me Gitmo, because I'd gladly keep you secure and off‑limits to everyone else.
- Is your name Cromwell? Because you've already conquered my timeline and I'm not even mad about it.
- They say 'Patriots.' are hard to find — mind if I audition to be your right‑hand?
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Your new Twitter bio
Provocative right‑wing commentator from Cromwell, CT — unapologetically confrontational, law‑and‑order minded, and obsessed with exposing what I see as political hypocrisy. History‑minded, boots‑on‑the‑ground energy, and always ready to debate.– @LibtardsEnemy
Your signature cocktail
Cromwellian Bitter
This no‑nonsense, sharp cocktail mirrors his blunt, old‑school authoritarian vibe: bourbon for American swagger, bitters for his caustic tone ('Stop considering it and just DO IT.'), ginger beer for a punchy kick (the spicy retorts and insults throughout his feed), and a lemon twist to add a sour flourish like his taunting one‑liners ('Can we get the sexy green m&m back now too?'). It's meant to be sipped with a stern nod and a rallying cry.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because he prizes power, order, and a results‑oriented worldview — his bio 'Fascist = Someone effective at owning libtards.' and statements like 'Theyre traitors and they will be dealt with' emphasize ends over means. He shows ambition to shape institutions ('If the Judicial Question isn't solved, civilization as we know it would end.') and a readiness to use harsh tactics, which aligns more with Slytherin cunning and ruthlessness than with Gryffindor heroics or Ravenclaw theorizing.
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Your song
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
The song's rebellious, anthem‑style fury matches the user's perpetual 'take action' tenor and disdain for authorities he dislikes; tweets like 'Stop considering it and just DO IT.' and the constant 'Patriot' framing capture that defiant, in‑your‑face energy that the song channels.
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