Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes, like the mirror line in “Eu até tentei... Mas ele quebrou.” and the churrasco joke in “Prefiro churrasco sem carne do churrasco sem coração.”.
- Emotionally-honest: Open about feeling tired, lonely, or low, such as “hoje eu estou cansada demais para fazer qualquer coisa” and “Alguém me dá um motivo para eu não me matar?”.
- Curious: Frequently asks for recommendations and help, like movies in “Me recomendem filmes.”, albums in “me recomendem álbuns para ouvir.”, and technical help in “alguém aqui consegue instalar um chip de telefone no meu 3DS?”.
- Community-oriented: Values mutuals and interaction, as seen in “Amo conversar com meus mutuals! ! !” and seeking people to play games with in “Procuro algum cabra para jogar lol comigo”.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages deeply with music, games, and films, recommending or commenting on works like Danny Brown in “30 do Danny Brown é tipo top 3 músicas de rap fr fr”, Yo-Kai Watch 3 in “Finalmente zerei o Yo Kai Watch 3”, and Trigun in “Terminei Trigun. Muito bom, gostei muito.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Mentions self-harm or harsh self-treatment, like nail damage in “Estou sem unha de novo. Prometo... se não estrago meu corpo.” and suicidal thoughts in “Alguém me dá um motivo para eu não me matar?”.
- Volatile-mood: Oscillates between hype and despair, from ecstatic posts like “A GENTE FAZ NOSSOS PROPRIOS MILAGRES PORRAAAAAAA” to feeling miserable in “As vezes minha vida é miserável”.
- Conflict-prone: Uses aggressive language and hostile wishes toward others, e.g. “Seria melhor se gente como você estivesse em um caixão” and shouting insults in “CARALHO CALMA VADIA, AINDA NÃO TERMINOU”.
- Sleep-neglectful: Repeated problems with rest and routine, like “Dormir na frente do pc e agora não consigo ir para a cama” and frustration about not watching films because of sleep in “afjj eu disse que ia ver filme e acabei não vendo pois está tarde. Odeio dormir.”.
- Tech-careless: Often damages or loses devices, as in “Afffff, estou oficialmente sem celular. Ele parou de funcionar :(” and losing the phone in the sofa in “Única coisa memoravel do filme é que eu perdi meu celular”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson, but if Lisa had a very online, darkly comedic, lesbian-pilled Twitter era. Like Lisa, they’re introspective, self-aware, and openly depressed, asking things like "Alguém me dá um motivo para eu não me matar? Estou precisando desses." while still clearly clinging to art, music, and media for meaning, as in "Sem música eu não sei a onde eu estaria. Provavelmente morta?". They have strong, sometimes moralistic opinions about media and culture, saying things like "Eu com todas as minhas forças, ODEIO quem usa nota para decidir se vai ver algo ou não." and "Para mim usar myanimelist é redflag", which matches Lisa’s judgmental but idealistic streak. There’s also a very Lisa-like mix of earnest nerdiness and social frustration: they obsess over games and anime ("Eu estou completando o medalium do yo kai watch 3...") while lamenting loneliness or wanting people to watch films with them ("Ninguem quer ver filme comigo... :("). Finally, the way they blend political/ethical vibes with chaotic humor, self-deprecation, and a sense of being "too much" for others is very reminiscent of Lisa as a gifted, overwhelmed kid in a world that doesn’t quite know what to do with her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often talk about solitary media consumption and low-key online interaction rather than big social scenes, e.g. feeling ignored socially in “Ninguem quer ver filme comigo... :(” and repeatedly mentioning private accounts and deactivating, as in “CARALHO CARA, QUAL MEU FETICHE EM PRIVAR A CONTA?”. Their humor and interests are highly imaginative and conceptual, suggesting Intuition (N): they play with metaphors and abstract comparisons like “Eu as vezes queria ser um relogio consertado, mas existe um charme em coisas quebradas.” and joke about existential or surreal ideas, such as “É muito fácil me substituir por uma IA, mas isso não me preocupa muito, ninguém vai querer mais de mim.”. Despite the abrasive language, their values are clearly emotion‑driven and personal, pointing to Feeling (F): they care deeply about connection and validation (e.g. “Alguém me dá um motivo para eu não me matar? Estou precisando desses.”) and frame many opinions around how things feel rather than logical criteria, as in “Eu com todas as minhas forças, ODEIO quem usa nota para decidir se vai ver algo ou não.”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than structured: they procrastinate, change plans, and embrace spontaneity, like repeatedly failing to watch films when intended in “afff eu disse que ia ver filme e acabei não vendo pois está tarde. Odeio dormir.” and impulsively starting accounts or projects such as “Depois de um bom tempo discutindo comigo mesma, acabei fazendo uma conta no letterboxd.”. Overall, the combination of introspective self‑deprecation, strong inner values about art/media, emotional honesty, and a somewhat chaotic lifestyle is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘criminally insane’ like your bio says, then arrest me for thinking that anyone who finishes Yo-kai Watch 3 and still hates RNG this much deserves a date as compensation.
- You said it’s easy to replace you with an AI, but I’ve scrolled your entire timeline and I still can’t generate anyone who rants about Trigun openings, Danny Brown and Rage Against the Machine lyrics with that level of charisma—wanna prove you’re not replaceable in a call?
- If we queue LoL together, I promise to meet all your strict requirements: ‘Oi’, ‘Por’, ‘Favor’, ‘Joga’, ‘Comigo’—and if the match goes bad, we can blame the RNG like it’s Yo-kai Watch all over again.
- You fall asleep in front of the PC, lose your phone inside the couch, break mirrors and still somehow finish 80+ hour JRPGs and binge anime—honestly, that’s exactly the kind of beautiful chaos I’d like to watch movies with (no ratings, I swear).
- Since you’re anarcosiriríca, agnostic now, obsessed with Miike, and willing to use feng shui on people who recommend bad films, I volunteer as tribute: let me take you out, and if the date sucks you can spiritually rearrange my corpse next to the KKK members from that game you liked.
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Film enjoyer, anime binger & Yo-kai Watch grinder. Once opened a sofa with a knife to rescue my phone—now I just rescue takes and bad subtitles.– @LIDIAGATECORETS
Your signature cocktail
Anarcosiririca Yo-Kai Fizz
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and weirdly comforting, just like someone who proudly declares “Eu sou anarcosiririca.” “Eu sou anarcosiririca.” The overproof cachaça stands for their unfiltered, hammer-swinging intensity and love for violent, unhinged media. “we gotta kill 'people' with hammers.” Grapefruit juice adds a bitter-sour edge for all the ranting, RNG suffering, and life complaints. “O RNG desse jogo é tão retardado.” Coffee liqueur is for the sleepless nights, evil mugs, and collapsing in front of the PC. “A xícara de café de vocês também é maligna?” “Dormi na frente do pc and now I can't go to bed.” The absinthe/herbal note represents their mystical, occult-ish humor, agnostic swings, and jokes about death and self-destruction, while the sparkling water is the fizzy, hyper-online shitpost layer that makes everything strangely fun and a little too relatable. “Sou agnóstica agora.” “Alguém me dá um motivo para eu não me matar?”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: boldness, impulsiveness, and a tendency to dramatize life as a series of emotional battles. They speak in a very confrontational, fearless way, for example wishing haters were in coffins instead of commenting online in “Hummmm... Seria melhor se gente como você estivesse em um caixão no lugar dos comentários desse site” and joking about punishing fate in “Quando eu disse que eu gostava de ser punida, não era sendo expulsa do meu quarto, senhora chamada destino.”. There’s also a strong protective/vengeful streak typical of Gryffindors in “Quem fode com apollo justice, fode comigo.” and their gleeful enthusiasm for shooting KKK members in a game in “Fizeram um jogo onde você atira em membros da KKK, que legal! ! !”. Even when discussing self-destructive thoughts, they frame it with dark humor and bravado, as in “alguem me dá um motivo para eu não me matar? Estou precisando desses.” and the over-the-top image of being shot with cocaine-loaded gunpowder in “algum mutual meu se oferece a carregar uma espingarda com pólvora e cocaína e atirar em mim?”. They also show passionate conviction and refusal to conform in media opinions, e.g. defending Takashi Miike and railing against rating culture in “Takechi Miiki é meu diretor favorito, lidem com isso” and “Eu com todas as minhas forças, ODEIO quem usa nota para decidir se vai ver algo ou não.”. This combination of intensity, theatrics, protective loyalty, and willingness to court conflict aligns much more with Gryffindor than with the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the cold ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well-suited song for them is Creep by Radiohead, because so many of their tweets mix self-deprecation, alienation, and dark humor. They joke about being replaceable and unwanted, saying “É muito fácil me substituir por uma IA, mas isso não me preocupa muito, ninguém vai querer mais de mim.”, which echoes the song’s core feeling of not belonging. Their timeline swings between ironic bravado and genuine vulnerability, like asking “Alguém me dá um motivo para eu não me matar? Estou precisando desses.”. That blend of emotional exhaustion, self-loathing, and still wanting connection matches lyrics like “I don’t belong here” perfectly. Even their humor about broken things and being broken — for example “Eu as vezes queria ser um relogio consertado, mas existe um charme em coisas quebradas.” — fits the song’s melancholy yet oddly self-aware tone.
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