Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Content Creator: Produces original fan fiction, edits, and memes, such as a “3.8k word” one-shot and various “lazy edits”.
- Community Support: Actively promotes other creators, specifically an “anon” author, and gives “PFP credits” in their bio.
- Passionate Dedication: Demonstrates intense loyalty to their favorite ship, stating “Qiuscar is real” repeatedly and maintaining a daily check-in routine.
- Resourceful Imaginer: Transforms everyday experiences, like “cold hands” or “music”, into new headcanons or story prompts.
- Expressive Honesty: Maintains a transparent personality, openly sharing “beautiful dreams” and personal feelings with their followers.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination Tendencies: Admits they “should be studying” for finals but chooses to focus on fictional characters instead.
- Hyperbolic Language: Frequently uses extreme phrases like “about to kms” or “lose it” to describe minor gaming inconveniences.
- Obsessive Fixation: Describes their daily “routine” as an endless cycle of checking tags and thinking about a single ship.
- Impulsive Posting: Shares highly “freaky” or sexually explicit thoughts regarding farming scenarios without much filter.
- Low Self-Regulation: Easily becomes “pissed” when interrupted or frustrated by “maintenance” and gacha luck.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the sarcastic and hyper-fixated Jeff Albertson, Pen is a quintessential 'super-fan' whose life revolves entirely around niche media consumption and fan-generated content. They spend their days obsessively checking for updates, lamenting that they “Open ao3 check the tag nothing new” and declaring themselves a “Qiuscar anon addict”. Their personality is defined by a mix of intense devotion and dramatic hyperbole, often claiming “I'm about to lose it” when content is missing. Pen even shares the character's hobby of creative writing, recently celebrating being “DONE WRITING QIUSCAR ONE SHOT 3.8K WORD!!!”. Ultimately, their feed reflects the 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' energy through their vocal complaints about game mechanics and character designs.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Pen exhibits Extroversion through their high-energy, 'chat'-focused engagement and their vocal presence in the Wuthering Waves fandom, often seeking external validation for their ships. Their Intuition is evident in the constant generation of abstract scenarios and 'headcanons,' such as dreaming up “Farmer Qiuyuan x goat (or cow) Scar” or seeing deep meaning in music. The Feeling trait is dominant in their emotionally charged language, frequently using 'I love,' 'crying,' or hyperbolic distress like “I’m about to lose it” when discussing their passions. Finally, they show Perceiving traits through a spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle, admitting to “studying for my finals” while actually procrastinating with fanart and making edits “cuz I was bored”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an 'anon' fic update? Because I've been refreshing my feed all day just hoping to see you pop up.
- I promise I’m way more reliable than your Phrolova—I’ll never glitch out on you when things get interesting.
- Forget the Solaris Supercup; the only 'peak ship' I'm interested in right now is us, and I'm delusional enough to think it's canon.
- If you’re looking for a new one-shot prompt, how about a 3.8k-word story where we skip the finals and just go get coffee instead?
- I’m not a goat or a cow, but I’d still let you 'milk' our conversation for all it’s worth—no machine required, just some good old-fashioned chemistry.
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Your new Twitter bio
Wuthering Waves analyst and creative writer. When I’m not chasing banner pities, I’m drafting 3.8k-word one-shots. Here for the lore, the ships, and the gacha luck.– @LifeDepressedon
Your signature cocktail
The Qiuscar 'Stay Freaky' Spritz
This experimental cocktail is as intense as a 20-year-old “waiting for anon to release another qiuscar fic”. The absinthe captures the essence of a fan who admits, “I’ll take this as qiuscar cuz I’m delusional enough”, while the chili reflects a profile that can get “just a lil🤏” freaky. We use a milk stout to nod to the infamous farmer AU where Qiuyuan has to “milk him by hand and mouth”, served over ice because their “hands are so cold”. Finally, it's garnished with a fruit leather 'cape' that you are encouraged to remove, since “hiding scar ass... should be a crime”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Pen demonstrates the classic Hufflepuff trait of unwavering loyalty and a 'hard work' ethic toward their community, specifically within the Wuthering Waves fandom. They spent an entire day laboring over a fanfiction, noting “I’M FINALLY DONE WRITING QIUSCAR ONE SHOT 3.8K WORD!!!🥹” and frequently express deep gratitude for other creators, stating “whoever you are I love you!they are literally saving a nation” when a favorite author updates. Their routine is defined by patient dedication to their 'ship,' as seen in their “Average #qiuscar shipper routine” which involves constant checking and thinking about their interests. This sense of community spirit and the desire to contribute even when exhausted—exemplified by “Another day another slight contribution... I'm running out of memes chat help💔”—marks them as a true Badger.
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Obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo
Pen’s entire online presence revolves around an intense, self-described 'delusional' fixation on the ship Qiuscar from Wuthering Waves. Their dedication is evident through their routine of “Open ao3 check the tag nothing new >Open twt >Check the tag nothing new” just to find content of their favorite pairing. The song's theme of preoccupation matches Pen's admitted struggle to focus on real life, noting they “should be studying for my finals but all I can think of are these 2 little fuckers”. From writing 3.8k-word fanfics to chanting “Qiuscar is real” repeatedly, Pen is the personification of being completely and unapologetically obsessed with their fictional interests.
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