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The user describes themselves as a "Minor" and posts chaotic, profanity‑laden updates, mirroring Bart's rebellious teenage persona. Their frequent complaints and boredom—e.g., "real fucking annoyed rn", "can't even watch a dumbass show from 2012", and "I'm bored so I made a space"—echo Bart's typical disdain for school and authority. References to video games and random media like "i think we all should play risk of rain 2" and "got some pasta :)" align with Bart's love for games and snacks. The self‑identification as "The Angel Devil" reflects Bart's dual nature of being mischievous yet occasionally well‑meaning. Overall, the blend of teenage angst, profanity, and a penchant for causing mischief best matches Bart Simpson.

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The user’s communication is inward‑focused, sharing personal vents and feelings rather than initiating conversations (e.g., "why are you blue 😭😭😭" and "I'm bored so I made a space"). Their tweets center on concrete, sensory details such as food, cats, money and purchases ("got some pasta :)", "my cats :)", "only had £44 to spend"), indicating a Sensing preference. Emotional language and values dominate their tone, with frequent expressions of frustration and empathy ("really f**king annoyed rn", "I really like voiceover nexus's homestuck videos"), showing a Feeling orientation. The posting pattern is spontaneous and unplanned, jumping from one random topic to another without structure ("gonna eradicate this 4 piece white sub rolls", "anyway, I'm gonna get out of the elevator"), reflecting a Perceiving lifestyle. These traits together align best with the ISFP personality type.

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Tokyo gamer & anime buff, Chainsaw Man fan, cat dad, meme curator—once turned a pizza into a meme. Sharing quirky snaps & occasional rants.– @LIFESPANSTEALER

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The Nonbinary Nectar combines the sweetness of elderflower and lavender with a bold twist from activated charcoal, representing the complexity and uniqueness of @LIFESPANSTEALER's identity. The citrus vodka adds a zesty spark that echoes their energetic tweets like '𝑖 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 2...' and their playful tone. The tonic water finishes off the drink with a refreshing fizz, perfectly mirroring their vibrant personality and the line '𝑌𝐸𝐴𝐴𝐴𝐴𝐴𝐴𝐴𝐴𝐴𝐴' which embodies their enthusiasm for life.

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The timeline of tweets shows a strong curiosity and love for obscure knowledge, a hallmark of Ravenclaw. They note, "thinking about the time I listened to instrumental of pink & white by Frank Ocean and I could tell the start had a different note then the original song," indicating analytical listening. They also express a desire to create, saying, "kinda wanna make a story or something but idk where to write it," and "I'm bored so I made a space," reflecting a creative and inquisitive mind. Their bio mentions being a "fan of signals and stuff," another hint of interest in puzzles and hidden meanings. These traits align more with Ravenclaw’s values of intellect and wit than with bravery, loyalty, or ambition.

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The user’s timeline is filled with feelings of alienation, frustration, and self‑deprecation, such as "I can’t even watch a dumbass show from 2012 f*** my life" and "really fing annoyed rn cuz im trying to watch loiter squad but nothing fing had it". Their bio also emphasizes being a non‑binary outsider ("Nonbinary Minor fan of signalis and stuff"), and many posts show a sense of not fitting in, like "I'm bored so I made a space". The lyrics of Radiohead’s "Creep"—"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?"—mirror this sense of being a misfit and the desire to voice that isolation. The song’s melancholic tone and self‑critical chorus capture the user’s mix of boredom, anger, and yearning for belonging.

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