lifezxu
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Creates multi‑image threads and aesthetic posts, e.g., thinspo threads with several pictures.
- Community-oriented: Runs interaction circles, Twitter family games and asks followers to cheer them on (e.g., "My Twitter Interaction Circle").
- Open: Shares personal struggles openly, like suicidal thoughts ("ill kms") and detailed BMI info.
- Advocacy: Calls out transphobia and Islamophobia, posting warnings about anti‑Muslim rhetoric.
- Humorous: Uses dark humor, such as "watching human centipede! ^_^" and "guys im taking a huge shit please cheer me on".
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: Frequent mentions of "kms" and suicidal ideation, e.g., "if im not 95lbs by the start of the school year ill kms".
- Disordered Eating: Posts thinspo content and weight‑loss goals, like "i want to lose weight but not lose my tits" and celebrating a 100‑lb goal.
- Triggering Content: Shares statements that may trigger others, such as "nothing is more triggering than a tall person weighing less than you".
- Risky Advice: Gives potentially harmful guidance, e.g., "never eat until you have to. differentiate your wants and your needs".
- Misinformation: Encourages unhealthy practices, questioning why starving advice is okay but purge advice isn’t, and praising sickness as "heaven".
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user’s constant expressions of self‑despair and suicidal thoughts, such as "if im not 95lbs by the start of the school year ill kms" and "i hate my life >_<", echo Moe Szyslak’s frequent depressive episodes and his infamous suicide attempts. Their fascination with self‑harm, e.g., "im two steps away from cutting off my thigh fat", mirrors Moe’s moments of self‑destructive behavior in the show. The user also romanticizes illness as a refuge, saying "i love being sick omg... no school, puking everything i eat, being able to lay in bed all day its like heaven !!!", similar to how Moe often uses alcohol and isolation to numb his pain. Like Moe, the user mixes dark humor with vulnerability, repeatedly posting exaggerated, repetitive intros and jokes while struggling with deep insecurity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFJ
The user’s frequent posting and direct calls for interaction (“guys im taking a huge shit please cheer me on”, “700 FOLLOWERS ALERT”) show a preference for external engagement, indicating Extraversion. Their constant focus on concrete body metrics and daily food details (“bmi 18, 169cm”, “ugw 41kgs (bmi 16)”, “i surpassed my gw of 100lbs”) points to a Sensing orientation. The emotional language and moral concerns (“i hate my life >_<”, “the Islamic government is awful towards queer people… it’s insanely racist and harmful to call muslims terrorists”) reflect a Feeling decision‑making style. The regular use of structured threads, clear introductions and endings (“new edtwt intro! …”, “end of thread !!”), goal‑oriented statements (“if im not 95lbs by the start of the school year ill kms”) and interest in planning meals (“do u guys find more success in weight loss by planning ur meals??”) indicate a Judging preference. Combining these traits suggests the ESFJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a calorie? Because I can't help but count the minutes until I see you!
- Are you a fast? Because my heart's racing every time I think about you!
- I must be a diet soda, because you make my heart fizz!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you a few more times during my next meal prep?
- If I were to change my layout, I'd make sure it had a picture of you in it because you're my favorite aesthetic!
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He/Him • 14‑yr‑old teen • Anime & music fan • Aspiring writer • Once tried a 24‑hr fast while binge‑watching Banana Fish– @lifezxu
Your signature cocktail
Berry's Delight
This cocktail embodies the vibrant and playful personality of @lifezxu. The Blue Curacao reflects the whimsical nature with its bright color, while Coconut Cream adds a tropical sweetness, symbolizing the carefree, youthful spirit. Lemon Juice gives it a tart kick, reminiscent of their candid and sometimes biting humor—"nothing is more triggering than a tall person weighing less than you". Finally, the Agave Syrup ties it all together with its smooth finish, echoing their desire to connect with others to be moots, as seen in their frequent intros: "⋆｡°✩ this or that but its grosspo a 🧵 for edtwt".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a strong, single‑minded drive to achieve an extreme thinness, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. They explicitly set a weight target and threaten self‑harm if it isn’t met, e.g., "if im not 95lbs by the start of the school year ill kms". Their competitiveness is evident in "does anyone else get competitive when they’re near a skinny person? like i have to make sure i’m not eating more than them". They actively seek and employ extreme tactics, posting "gonna attempt a 1 day fast who cheered" and "i’m two steps away from cutting off my thigh fat". This relentless pursuit of personal goals, willingness to use cunning methods, and focus on self‑advancement aligns most closely with Slytherin values.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The account’s constant focus on extreme thinness, self‑harm, and suicidal thoughts mirrors the bleak introspection of the song. Tweets like "if im not 95lbs by the start of the school year ill kms" and "im two steps away from cutting off my thigh fat 🙏" show a desire to hurt oneself. Their thin‑spo posts such as "bmi 18, ugw 41kgs (bmi 16)" and "i love being sick omg... no school, puking everything i eat" reveal an obsessive relationship with the body. The lyric "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel" captures exactly this pattern of self‑injury as a way to confirm existence. Because of the raw pain and hopelessness expressed, "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails best fits the tone of their timeline.
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