Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Imaginative writer: Constantly builds AUs and scenarios like the Aerion/Dunk squire fic and modern Summerhall party, e.g. “MODERN AU it is the HOTTEST SUMMER ON RECORD and Dunk is a TRAINEE GARDENER…” and the squire AU masterthread “here's my aerion forced to be dunk's squire yaoi au masterthread”.
- Humorous observer: Uses vivid, self-aware jokes like asoiaftwt vs asoiaftumblr as horror vs cozy cabin in “Asoiaftumblr vs asoiaftwt is like a beautiful insulated log cabin… vs being naked and hunted through a panopticon…”, and the Just Dance death scenario in “kills it on the just dance machine: Aerion, Egg… falls off smashes his head open… Baelor”.
- Analytical thinker: Frames meta takes and parallels, like Nero comparisons and dragon symbolism, e.g. “One day I will write the essay on how Egg & Aerion are basically two different interpretations of Nero…” and “I think the motif of the dragon in ASOIAF can be just as much an invocation to protect one from sexual abuse or victimisation—Dany ‘takes strength’ from her dragon eggs…”.
- Community engaged: Invites interaction via NGL, Scrabble, and fic-sharing, e.g. “Entertain me”, “Throw tomatoes at me”, and thanking an artist for a commission while linking fic in “Yippee thank you @klamv__art for this commission!... [obligatory fic drop link]”.
- Self-aware introspective: Openly reflects on feelings and self-perception, such as fear around dating and appearance in “It does suck that so many things I want are blocked to me until I magically become pretty… I just cannot open myself up to the idea of dating like this I’m scared.” and joking about self-analysis in “psychoanalysing myself”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical insecurity: Talks harshly about their own appearance and future, e.g. “so many things I want are blocked to me until I magically become pretty… I am stuck in a weird adolescence no marriage no kids nothing forever”.
- Health-neglect tendency: Describes serious symptoms casually (coughing blood, extreme period pain) without mention of care, e.g. “I just coughed up fucking blood” and “Extremely vivid nightmare about being tortured… the pain was real because the period hath cometh and my spine hurt so much I actually thought I’d die”.
- Emotional overexposure: Shares intense distress, work incidents, and private anxieties publicly, such as “Today I got scratched all on my arm and had a drink thrown over me and had a table thrown at me” and the dating/appearance fears in “It does suck that so many things I want are blocked to me until I magically become pretty…”.
- Work-stress overload: Hints at high stress or unsafe environments, e.g. workplace incident in “Today I got scratched all on my arm and had a drink thrown over me and had a table thrown at me” and hiding at work to write in “Ignore any mistakes. I wrote this whilst hiding in the bathroom at work”.
- Sleep-disrupted lifestyle: Mentions late-night habits and exhaustion, like eating at 4am in “Eating an entire mozzarella ball at 4am. The dragon is hungry” and nightmare-linked pain in “Extremely vivid nightmare about being tortured horrendously… the period hath cometh”, suggesting irregular, unrestful sleep patterns.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very Lisa-coded person: intensely brainy and over-analytical about their niche fixations, like their sprawling Aerion/Dunk meta and Nero parallels, e.g. “One day I will write the essay on how Egg & Aerion are basically two different interpretations of Nero…”. Like Lisa, they balance genuine intellectual seriousness with self-aware melodrama and morbid humor, as in “Extremely vivid nightmare about being tortured horrendously… the period hath cometh and my spine hurt so much I actually thought I’d die”. There’s also Lisa’s combination of precocious romantic yearning and insecurity mirrored in “It does suck that so many things I want are blocked to me until I magically become pretty… I just cannot open myself up to the idea of dating like this I’m scared”. Their love of cats and calling Aerion a mean cat (while relating to him) fits Lisa’s deep animal affection, seen in “Dunk is a precious tiny bunny. Aerion is an evil poorly socialised cat. Egg is… an Egg”. Finally, their habit of turning everything into earnest analysis—whether ASOIAF’s dragon motif or tragic yaoi dynamics, like “Daeron/Valarr is the most obvious tragic yaoi ever like…”—is very Lisa: always making an essay out of the thing they love, even when it’s chaotic or darkly funny.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: much of their social world is online fandom and private fantasy, and they directly mention deep insecurity about dating and appearance in posts like “It does suck that so many things I want are blocked to me until I magically become pretty… I just cannot open myself up to the idea of dating like this I’m scared.”, which points to rich inner life and self‑consciousness rather than outward, high-energy sociability. Their feed is heavily intuitive, centered on hypotheticals, AUs, symbolism, and meta (e.g. “Ashford Tourney Groundhog Day but it's Dunk AND Aerion coming back every time…” and the Nero/dragon motif musings in “One day I will write the essay on how Egg & Aerion are basically two different interpretations of Nero… split into two guys”), rather than concrete, real‑world problem‑solving. Their priorities and language skew feeling: they center emotional pain and empathy, like their visceral reaction to fictional hurt in “If I think about younger Dunk… getting called stupid… I want to throw up. I want to die.” and their raw self‑disclosure in “Extremely vivid nightmare about being tortured… the period hath cometh and my spine hurt so much I actually thought I’d die”, showing value-driven, emotive processing over detached logic. The account also feels very perceiving: ideas spill out in sprawling AUs and half-joking plans like “Everyone come over, I’m rewriting the mystery knight with yaoi” and “Just going to drip feed you all instead of actually posting anything”, with little emphasis on structure or closure. Taken together—introspective self-analysis, imaginative and symbolic focus, emotionally intense engagement with fiction and self, and spontaneous, exploratory creativity—this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Dunk is a precious bunny and Aerion is an evil poorly socialised cat, can I be the Just Dance machine you kill it on so we have an excuse to stand unreasonably close for several songs at Ashford tourney?
- You rewriting The Mystery Knight with yaoi, Aerion forced to be Dunk’s squire, modern Summerhall house parties, AND Maekar/Bloodraven brainworms… at what point do I get added to the expanded ligertail cinematic universe as ‘problematic love interest #1’?
- You said you’re stuck in a ‘weird adolescence’ until you magically become pretty, but I’ve seen your ‘sorry I forgot to smile’ and ‘fringe haver struggle’ pics—if this is you pre-character-creation screen, I’m terrified (and a little in love) at what your final form is.
- You coughing up blood, riding horses bareback once and swearing never again, waking the dragon over several hours, then eating a whole mozzarella ball at 4am… this isn’t a cry for help, this is a very specific invitation for me to bring snacks and worship you like a temperamental Targaryen.
- You keep asking ‘do you want to get married anon’ and ‘whoever bookmarked the squire au thread do you want to get married’ so I’m just filling out the form: yes, I like doomed yaoi, cats, Nero essays, and being normal about Maekar. When do we trick a Septon into wedding us like bald little Rhaenys and her urchin boy?
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Your new Twitter bio
Fic gremlin with a Maekar problem. Once played Just Dance so hard in my head I killed Baelor. ASOIAF meta, dunkaerion yaoi, cats & mild self‑destruction.– @ligertail
Your signature cocktail
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Cosmo (The Dunkaerion Special)
Vodka infused with chili flakes captures their fiery, slightly unhinged fandom brainrot and self-destructive curiosity, like when they said “I wanted to know what battery acid tasted like so I went and found out”. Black cherry liqueur reflects the melodramatic tragic yaoi obsession and dark romance vibes of lines like “Daeron/Valarr is the most obvious tragic yaoi ever” and the endless Dunkaerion scenarios. Fresh lemon juice adds sharpness and bite, echoing their acerbic humour and willingness to suffer for the bit, as in “Today I got scratched all on my arm and had a drink thrown over me and had a table thrown at me”. Sparkling rosé brings the bubbly, romantic, slightly chaotic softness behind all the angst when they blurt out proposals like “DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED ANON” and daydream over fictional men. The dragonfruit garnish is a literal wink to their Targaryen-dragon fixation and self-mythologising hunger, as in “Eating an entire mozzarella ball at 4am. The dragon is hungry” and their constant Aerion/dragon discourse. Overall it’s strong but playful, sweet with a sting, like a catty fangirl on the verge of writing another 10k of yaoi instead of going to therapy, perfectly summed up by “psychoanalysing myself” and the bio ‘cat stuck on a hot tin roof.’
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Tabitha reads as intensely analytical and idea-focused: she dissects character psychology and symbolism in depth, like when she unpacks the dragon motif in ASOIAF as a complex metaphor for protection from abuse and suicidal ideation in “I think the motif of the dragon in ASOIAF can be just as much an invocation to protect one from sexual abuse or victimisation…”. She also spins elaborate literary-historical parallels, e.g. her Nero thesis for Egg and Aerion in “One day I will write the essay on how Egg & Aerion are basically two different interpretations of Nero…”, which is textbook Ravenclaw pattern-seeking and cross-referencing. Her timeline is dominated by creative worldbuilding and fic concepts—alternate universes, modern AUs, and structural rewrites, such as “Everyone come over, I’m rewriting the mystery knight with yaoi” and the elaborate squire AU thread in “here’s my aerion forced to be dunk's squire yaoi au masterthread”. Even her jokes are densely conceptual and metaphorical, like comparing fandom spaces to architectural/psychological environments in “asoiaftumblr vs asoiaftwt is like a beautiful insulated log cabin… vs being naked and hunted through a panopticon whilst suffering severe psychedelic hallucinations”, showing quick wit and abstract thinking. While she has some Slytherin-adjacent edge and Gryffindor impulsiveness, her primary mode is intellectual play, meta-analysis, and creative theorizing—core Ravenclaw traits.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Habit - Steve Lacy
A well‑known song that fits them is "Bad Habit" by Steve Lacy, with its blend of yearning, self‑deprecation, and chaotic romantic energy. They swing between joking bravado and real vulnerability about love and self‑image, like when they say “It does suck that so many things I want are blocked to me until I magically become pretty… I just cannot open myself up to the idea of dating like this I’m scared.” and repeatedly joke about spontaneous marriage proposals, e.g. “DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED ANON”. The song’s theme of missed chances and messy desire mirrors their obsession with tragic, complicated ships and self‑sabotaging characters, like their many intense dunkaerion posts and “Daeron/Valarr is the most obvious tragic yaoi ever…”. The half‑wistful, half‑playful tone of Bad Habit also matches how they turn personal angst into bit and performance, as in “psychoanalysing myself” and their dramatic, funny suffering tweets about pain and periods. Overall, the song’s mix of confession, longing, and cool, slightly unhinged vibe feels very in tune with a cat‑obsessed, self‑aware, yaoi‑brain Tumblr/Twitter poster who says things like “I have my secret headcanons slash projections that I really can’t talk about to anybody except maybe two people”.
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